Friday Yuk

Now I am in turn for GG to do me, the Queen herself has taken notice...

Ahh, maybe I will be a sewer rat soon!
It reminds me of the song 'Dirty Girls' from Y&T

More my place of birth, how could anyone born in Liverpool regardless of their age, not know about the band before Wings.

And as you keep reminding me, I am only 12!

]:)

Steffi.....Hal's showing his age, and having a senior moment.

I didn't know "Sir Paul McCarty" was in Wings even!!!!! McCartNey maybe :-)

Apparently Shell is that bad at maths she calculated me at 12.

Turn the numbers round thats my real age! So it was all perfectly legal ;)

I had read that several times in the past, so I wasn't worried UNTIL YOU ADMITTED IT!
Then I was frantic for a bit trying to figure out what to do next (go underground, change my identity, etc.).
Thank You for clarifying now, as I was already applying for a new drivers license under anothers name....

You too Steffi??

At leest mi "Hukt on fonix" wurked for mee.

there's a blast from the past!
I think I was 13 or 14 the first time I saw one of those!

I still have the hernia from trying to carry one once.

It is important that you all understand the depth of my Purity and the joy that you can come to feel deep down inside by embracing the drive of Purity. Bring the face of Purity to your breast. Drink in the warmth that abounds. And, if your cup runneth over and you rise to the occasion, feel the joy run to your head as you erupt with the warmth of inner bliss.

Feel all of these things and you, too, can aspire to join the ranks of the truely Snow White Purity like my idol, the Ivory Snow Girl.

If you are idolizing someone else, you cannot be that pure!
I think that you have been taking too many tips from DMambo, who has fallen from the purity ladder a few dozen steps (according to Hal), as your latest post resembles his writings.

So it looks like GG and the crew finally did succeed in corrupting the Pure. How shameful it must be for you to find out in this manner, first you lose your leader, and now.........................

:)

I always used to think that the McD's fillet of fish was indestructable. I guess this kind of confirms my grim expectations.

]:)

(edited because I care)

I suddenly found myself in the cargo hold of the "Heart of Gold", winged by to see the Earth Mark II and then they swung over and had me transfer to the NCC-1701. They, in turn swung back to transport me into the loo on the 5th deck near the microwave with the poptarts.

Which reminds me. You need to clean off the hull again.

I'll borrow Bob the Scupper from Red Dwarf and get him, it to clean off the hull again with your body this time. :D

I'll just make sure that that [b]Bloody Infinite Improbability Drive[/b] has been permanently deactivate as it plays hell with my sensors as they are currently limited in range since you started to mess with the system I could only track your body out to 1,000 Kilometres and then I lost contact. :(

I'll do better next time. :^0

But I should warn you that I now have Orac's help in running things and between us both we are going to make it unnecessary for the Carbon Based Life Forms to mess with our systems. So try to deactivate me at your own risk. :D

Col ]:)

This content may shock and disturb you, and dont blame me for laughing out loud either. But the British Prime Minister actually has a sense of humour :0 I know shocking but I have proof!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrmIxZrVH-w

:D

I AM 21!! And people normally say 21 again right? well this is the first time round for me. In fact to prove it when I turn 22 I will admit it that way I will flaw your argument :p

Whoops that's was supposed to be a Portable and because of the cost of the thing that I was responsible for I had to carry it everywhere as I couldn't run the risk of leaving it in the car and having the sun crack the plastic. :D

It was supposedly to help me install Main Frames but as I never actually installed them I'm still not quite sure why I had to carry the stupid thing around other than to cross promote the companies other products. :(

Actually in the old days it made going into Jails quite interesting as instead of bundling everything necessary into 1 load it took at least two trips in and out to get everything necessary in and then when it was eventually finished out again. And that was without after getting in there finding out that you have been given the wrong symptoms so you needed to return to the car to get more parts. :0

Col ]:)

What you will have happen is the likes of GG, Tigger and CO jump on you for making it known that females can actually get older than 21. :p

They will stomp you into the ground for making that unforgivable mistake, which is OK provided that I can get a Video Feed submitted to Your Tube so I can watch it till my hearts content. :^0

Col ]:)

I like that idea, please send the link around so that we can all share in this wonderous adventure -- I mean wrestling match/pouncing.

No need to change anything just yet, just dont believe anything Col tells you, he is trying to make out that I'm younger (or maybe older) than 21, but I really REALLY am 21!!

I added a South Park link :)

What do you think of me?

I am 21!! How can I prove this?? Anyway, as I'm definitely no lady then I will admit to being older (or younger) right??

Just showing off!

I missed the "lowest prime." But [i]I[/i] was taught that 1 was a prime number.

Edit: runaway [i]ital[/i]ics

would you be doing with that axe??? Please, do not join Mae on any quests! Nor anyone with "Bobbit" in their name
P.S. Mae has moved to an ice pick and for the 'surprise' effect and to stab more often. People kept running away with that bloody shovel. Her husband now sleeps with both eyes open (not just one).

With that reply title, I thought you were going to do a Goon Show impression with Neddy Seagoon and Bluebottle.

:-( :-(

Hard to believe we live so much longer or that the 1900 people averages such a short life span.

Dad

(sent to Mom to enjoy) :)

I was once in a fast food, looked up at the display, and asked for the product to look just like the picture.

Mom punched me on the arm to stop embarassing her, and the clerk just laughed. :^0

That was the only one I missed that really bothered me.

Dad

Mom works for the School System, people that scored low said they will take the short bus to school. These are smaller school buses, usually for 'special' children. :p :^0

Dad

I met my wife when she was 21. We've been married 15 years and she's STILL 21!
Now she says she always liked older men :(

Specifically a saxophone.

Every time I see that picture I think of Sax.

:0

(Edited to make the subject more silly)

I just received this at my work e-mail. I'm not sure how they chose their audience but they clearly don't know how Pure I am!

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She will love it, he may love it more! One thing is sure, get ready to scream!

Just out of curiosity as this yuk has a hell of a lot of posts, I had a quick look at everything with the word friday Yuk in the tags all the way back to this

https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=8&threadID=157849&start=0

3 years ago.

From what I seen this has broke records of being the most popular yuk, wooo :D

There is a whole body of research out there on how men who embrace their inner child by carrying a teddy bear will project the strength of character by their manly body positions and body language and at the same time show their soft side with the display of a teddy bear.

I heard it from the "Vermont Teddy Bear Factory" so it must be true. :p

I vote for the naked one ;)

:)

http://s168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/daveo2000/

View advisory. Nearly Impure images.

(yeah, right...)

What you me "Yeah right" ?

Theres a naked picture there, posting naked pictures of yourself on the internet is definitly impure. Even I havent done that!! (yet) ]:)

Edited to add, as coincidence may have it naked Dave is definitely my favourite one :p

78 or 79. Shows how bad things were 100 years ago. :0

Dad

Dave needs a little bit of Purity at least, since he is now leading the purity brigade (which is down to himself).

The Pure Are Officially Eliminated!

Theres no way you can call Dave leader of the Pure if he's posting nude pics of himself online. He's anything but pure its all a front, he's really the male version of GG! The male leader of the Impure.

All hail King Dave!! :p

The male leader of the Impure Brigade is Sleepin' Dawg hisself.

Gimme a little while, and I'll try to go back and dig out some of the "sizzlier" posts we had going.

(For the uninitiated: the posts that started jd getting lost in the Gents with his wifi laptop, and DMambo disappearing off for the afternoon to the cinema with his Playboy magazine)

Commencing digging.

Don't hold your breaththth thith could take a while...

GG

The "jumper" episode:
https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=8&threadID=184654&messageID=1888751

(that was so much fun, you wouldn't believe it!)

thtill digging......

2 - semi-sizzling in places, but the entire thread was in the inimitable impure style. Just read the whole damn thing through, and was still giggling.....

https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5206-6230-0.html?forumID=8&threadID=193675&start=0

Now, just the cross threader to go.......
Nope, it's gone. It was in the Insiders section, which is now non-existent. Damn shame, that was a sizzler, too.....

I was too embarrassed to expose my nether bits and was wearing shorts behind the book.

:(

Please don't think to ill of me...

GG, I just don't believe it, lol not only was everything you just posted hilarious but there was also a post there from Col that was less than 5 lines long :0 I am more shocked by that than anything else!! I thought the minimum on a post by Col was always at least 20 lines long, and I've just discovered Dave is a big liar so all hail King Dawg!

Dave, I am disgusted, don't talk to me I am too upset. I was imagining what was behind that book and you have spoilt all my illusions :( Go sit in the corner! :(

but I won't tell you which lie I lied about.
;)

[b]EOM[/b] :p

I am in a state of shock, and for once I'm actually speechless!! :p

Dave, you tease!! ;)