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URGENT HELP NEEDED!!!!!!1!11111!!!!!!!!!!

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by bizzo

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I HAVE RECENTLY MOVED HOUSE AND SO HAVE CHANGED MY ADDRESS, BUT I CANNOT REMEMBER WHAT MY NEW ADDRESS IS, CAN ANYONE HELP ME? I CANNOT GET HOME!!

I WENT BACK TO MY OLD HOUSE AND TRIED THE KEY I HAVE BEEN USING FOR AGES BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS ACCIDENTALLY AT RANDOM CHANGED THE LOCKS. CAN SOMEONE EMAIL ME A NEW KEY OR SOME SOFTWARE SO I CAN CHANGE THE LOCK BACK AGAIN!!!

ANY HELP WOULD BE GREAT BECAUSE IT'S NOW RAINING AND I'M GETTING WET. :(

What's happened recently? I came in and there's about a dozen threads asking for crack and passwords. Must have been a lot of thefts over the weekend.

Anyway, good morning everyone! :-)

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by older mycroft

You'll need to get hold of a Locksmith!

Of course, possession of Title Deeds will also be required to prove proof of ownership! :D

Good post!

by bart777

I needed a good Monday morning belly laugh!!

by thumbsup2

LOL!!! You're a nut!

Thanks, needed a good laugh! But, you're right. There has been a rash of questions like that. Is it a full moon? Or, are they just practicing for the next one? ;)

by tintoman

callpete.com if you can find him (he seems to have disappeared of late) but he is in the habit of assisting with this problem.
He will tell where there is an empty property you can live in and put you in touch with a locksmith but in line with TR policy he will NOT tell you how to live there

by tig2

Callpete was invited to the e-exit courtesy of Beth's e-boot.
Seems that he didn't care for being on her SHHHHHit list.

*sigh*

by tig2

But I will email you a new key. It won't help you because
it will be an American key and will not fit a British lock.
But you try it anyway because even futile action is better
than inaction- especially when it is raining and you are
getting wet.

Check out the TROL podcast for this week. I just got
home from the TR mothership and will be posting pictures
here soon so stay tuned.

Oh and we STILL don't assist in password cracking.
:D

by oh smeg

TR Members do not post Naked Self Portrait's. Well not for long anyway as Beth gets upset with these unsuitable images. :p

But I'll help you out without a problem. ;)

I've created a New E-Mail Account especially for you and will E Mail you a new Key well it's already been sent along with the Name & Settings for your New E-Mail Account. :8}

Hope you get to dry off soon. :D

Just don't tell anyone that I helped you though. :^0

Col ]:)

[i][b]Rules are made for the Medocia those of us who have reached out grabbed Perfection by the Throught and strangled it will never have any need to comply with them though. [/i][/b] :^0 :D :^0 :D

by bizzo

Having searched other forums (this one is no help at gaining access!) I found some solutions that I have tried.

"Backdoor" access.
I know the property has a backdoor, so I thought attempting access would be easy. Unfortunately there seems to be some sort of flaming wall blocking my access that I cannot get around.

LiveCD.
I attempted to insert several LiveCDs into the opening at the front of the property, but just kept getting mail alerts and now I'm unable to retrieve the CDs.

Flash Drive boot.
Although there's only room for one car, this space seems to be occupied and again I need a key to remove it from the drive.

Windows Boot.
Tried a boot to windows and seem to have cracked one of them a little, but the security is a bit too strong for me.

:(

by boxfiddler

But if you'll send me an address I'll ship an umbrella.

GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO Bizzo! :D

by oh smeg

Yes it will Davette. :D

You just need to pour the Liquid Nitrogen into the Door Lock and then place your tongue on the metal to see if its cold. When cold enough as measured by your tongue the door will just swing open. But remember to place your tongue on the metal of the lock to exert the force required to open the door.

If you are really quick you can swing it shut and it will look as if no ones even tried to get in. :^0

Col ]:)

by oh smeg

[b]TR members do not assist in Key recovery. Do not respond to this thread[/b]

The members of TechRepublic - A Resource for IT Professionals, will not assist anyone in the recovery of lost mislaid Keys. You may have a legitimate reason to recover a Key. However, we cannot verify your motives and will therefore not assist anyone in what may be an attempt at gaining unauthorized access to a dwelling. Due to the open nature of this forum, any assistance given to help circumvent security measures, even for legitimate purposes, would be available for unscrupulous individuals to use for illegitimate purposes. This is a risk that we the members of TechRepublic will not take. Please do not ask questions of this nature on TechRepublic.

If you have a legitimate need to circumvent a Key scheme, please contact the vendor for the Lock / dwelling and request their assistance.

E.g. Lockwood Key recovery issues should be taken up with Lockwood's technical support, Insurance Questions regarding replacing doors after breaking in should be taken up with AATI or your preferred Insurance Company, etc.. To those viewing this post: Please DO NOT respond any further to this thread.

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A good way to solve problems of getting wet from rain is to catch Phenomena and spend time in Horrorspital where you can be mistreated for your own good. It's commonly called Aversion Therapy. Now are you going to forget your new address again? [i]Holding big hammer in right hand to hit the head of the forgetful person with.[/i] :D

[b][i][u]OH STOP SHOUTING I'M NOT DEAF YET.[/i][/b][/u] :p

Col }:)

And no you are not sorry for asking for help here you silly silly silly boy. :^0

by seanferd

So, if you want 'em, you better come and get 'em. :D

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