WINDOWS 2000 NTFS

I have lots of 'deep' knowledge about NTFS in Win2k/Win XP/Win Vista. However, I dont wanna type everything I know, so I will just say, get a book, search online, and learn!

However, if you dont wanna learn, I have some new rf chips coming o market soon, which will make you an expert at a dozen technologies. These shoot a specific frequency RF signal right into your brain, so that you can communicate directly with the chip itself, and query its contents (as fast or faster than a computer).
This is amazing new technology from ScummyCorp Enterprises.
Since it would be marked as Spam if I sent the entire catalog, please send me as much information about you as possible, along with credit and bank cards and some DNA, and a photo. As a test subject for this new chip, we need to 'tune' it to your specific DNA and so we need a small deposit. The chip itself will be free to you for 1 year.

What Will This Chip Do For You?
This chip has all of the filesystem information for all versions of DOS/Windows, Linux, Unix, and MAC Os's. Everything is stored here, and you will become an INSTANT EXPERT on file systems. Furthermore, even after the chip is taken away, any Queried knowledge that you have gained stays with you :)
You Cannot go wrong here! Without study of any kind, you will be the envy of other techs -- a MASTER at file systems.