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According to progressives, you are a racist if you?

By sleepin'dawg ·
.Admittedly this is a cut and paste job but I thought it was funnier than **** and has a point. Dawg

A ?Progressive? Checkist for Culling Out Racists
By John Lillpop Friday, December 5, 2008


The word racist is formally defined as follows:
Racist - a person with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to others.

In the on-line dictionary from which that definition was derived, the word ?white? was omitted before the word ?person,? no doubt the product of biased editing by a red-necked scalawag from the Old South still immersed in denial.

Keeping the formal definition above in mind, compare it to the applications used by politically correct progressives, ever watchful for wedge issues with which to divide the American people.

According to progressives, you are a racist if you:
*Believe that American culture, including contributions made by angry white Christian men, has produced the greatest and most successful society in human history;

*Get goose bumps and shivers up and down your spine when Old Glory is feted or when the Star Spangled Banner is performed;

*Believe that America is a sovereign nation and, as such, perfectly justified in securing our borders against invasion by illegal aliens and other criminals;

*Believe that the rule of law is a basic tenet of American democracy, and, as such, inviolable;

*Support enforcement of the Immigration Reform Control Act of 1986;

*Are proud of the English language, and support making English the official language of commerce, law, education, and culture in America;

*Oppose affirmative action, bilingualism and other reverse discrimination outrages;

*Watch FOX News for more than three hours in any given calendar quarter;

*Believe that the federal government should prevent illegal aliens from taking over American streets to demand rights and benefits reserved for U.S. citizens;

*Believe that Uncle Sam has an obligation to round up and deport illegal aliens, particularly during time of war;

*Believe that legislation is urgently needed to prevent illegal aliens from using ?anchor babies? to circumvent U.S. law;

*Adamantly oppose amnesty, defined as anything short of deportation;

*Regard ?Sanctuary Cities? as serious violations of federal law that should cause city officials to be arrested and prosecuted;

*Believe that in-state tuition breaks, driver?s licenses, and other progressive hand outs serve only to attract even more illegal aliens and should be unlawful;

*Oppose the use of taxpayer funds to print ballots, government information, and educational materials in languages other than English;

*Own two or more American flags and participate in tawdry displays of excessive Americanism on Flag Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, and other patriotic holidays;

* Have knowingly registered or, perish the thought, voted Republican within the past 50 years;

*Voted for anyone except Barack Obama, and

*Are Caucasian, or look suspiciously like a Caucasian.

Please note that this checklist does not apply to African-Americans, Hispanics, Asians, or Native Americans because people from those racial and ethnic backgrounds are genetically incapable of being racists!


John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. ?Clean and sober? since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!.

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My name is JD, and I am a racist...... Guilt of all charges

by jdclyde In reply to According to progressives ...

Of course, who ever wrote the first one about "Angry WHITE men" discriminated against the whites, huh? Oh wait, I forgot. You can't be racist against whites. Silly me.

*Believe that American culture, including contributions made by angry white Christian men, has produced the greatest and most successful society in human history;
the contributions were from men that were NOT angry

*Get goose bumps and shivers up and down your spine when Old Glory is feted or when the Star Spangled Banner is performed;
It is a beautiful song, often performed beautifully. God Bless America. Nothing wrong with National Pride except for people who HATE America

*Believe that America is a sovereign nation and, as such, perfectly justified in securing our borders against invasion by illegal aliens and other criminals;
Yes, just like all other countries in the world do.

*Believe that the rule of law is a basic tenet of American democracy, and, as such, inviolable;
What nation isn't?

*Support enforcement of the Immigration Reform Control Act of 1986;
100% agreement

*Are proud of the English language, and support making English the official language of commerce, law, education, and culture in America;
100% agreement

*Oppose affirmative action, bilingualism and other reverse discrimination outrages;
I oppose ALL discrimination

*Watch FOX News for more than three hours in any given calendar quarter;
so much for freedom of speech and right to do what I want in my own home, huh? Buttsex is fine, but watching Fox News isn't... So much for tolerance, huh?

*Believe that the federal government should prevent illegal aliens from taking over American streets to demand rights and benefits reserved for U.S. citizens;
illegal aliens have zero rights in this country.

*Believe that Uncle Sam has an obligation to round up and deport illegal aliens, particularly during time of war;
I give no preference to times of war. Everytime one is found, thrown out that day with what they have with them. Anything in their homes was gained illegally, and just like gains from drug dealers, it is illegal to profit from illegal activity.

*Believe that legislation is urgently needed to prevent illegal aliens from using ?anchor babies? to circumvent U.S. law;
if you are not a citizen, neither are your offspring

*Adamantly oppose amnesty, defined as anything short of deportation;
100% agreement

*Regard ?Sanctuary Cities? as serious violations of federal law that should cause city officials to be arrested and prosecuted;
100% agreement

*Believe that in-state tuition breaks, driver?s licenses, and other progressive hand outs serve only to attract even more illegal aliens and should be unlawful;
should only be available to legal in-state citizens, as was intended.

*Oppose the use of taxpayer funds to print ballots, government information, and educational materials in languages other than English;
if a country has a high percentage of non-english speaking/reading CITIZENS, then they are free to use their local tax money to do as they wish.

*Own two or more American flags and participate in tawdry displays of excessive Americanism on Flag Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, and other patriotic holidays;
God Bless America and damn anyone that stands against her.

* Have knowingly registered or, perish the thought, voted Republican within the past 50 years;
More than once, so does that make me a repeat offender?

*Voted for anyone except Barack Obama,
Bob Barr. Obama was never a consideration.

*Are Caucasian, or look suspiciously like a Caucasian.
guilty as charged

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It's an epidemic of double posts. <nt>

by OnTheRopes In reply to My name is JD, and I am a ...
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I've been wondering who you voted for.

by OnTheRopes In reply to My name is JD, and I am a ...

You voted for the same man I did. Now everybody knows.

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It will stay a secret

by jdclyde In reply to I've been wondering who y ...

Just between us and the thousand or so that will read this.... B-)

It was who I had said all along. It was just the braindeads that were sucking the Obama koolaid that ASSUMED that because I was against Obama that I was FOR McCain. Being a welfare/union state, I knew it wouldn't matter either way.

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Bob Barr

by BFilmFan In reply to It will stay a secret

Support the local man from Georgia, I always say. So that accounts for 3 of his votes.

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Barr and McCain must be racists

by jdclyde In reply to Bob Barr

to have even run against Obama in the first place.....

More angry white men....

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Double post.

by OnTheRopes In reply to According to progressives ...

I swear I only clicked it once..

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It must be the time of year for these types of articles.

by OnTheRopes In reply to According to progressives ...

I received an email forward from one of my friends about white pride the other day. It said a lot of the same things yet related them in a different way. I'm not going to post it here. <br><br>
Nice article Dawg. I think I'll pass it on. I must be a racist.

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When reasonable people get pushed to far

by jdclyde In reply to It must be the time of ye ...

they start to push back, eventually.

There is no more place in this world for white guilt than there is for ANY racism.

It was a rare and proud day when affirmative discrimination was revoked in Michigan.

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