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Adverse Health Impacts from Technology

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by hal 9000

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Well it's official Males using Note Books the way that they where intended to be used adversely impacts your health [b]Sort of.[/b] :D

http://tinyurl.com/2csm3td

I just love the way that US Publications try to be [b]Politically Correct[/b] with medical Studies. Makes very little sense to me but WTH what do I know. :^0

Terms like [i]productivity would be affected[/i] and [i]can hurt your mojo[/i] are so cryptic that I'm wondering just how many get the correct story from this article.

Surely that all means that to remain safe and not run the risk of getting females pregnant all you need do is use a NB on your Lap. Kind of like the Radiologist Technician Zapping themselves with Radiation to do the same thing though infinitely safer probably. :^0

Col
[i]edited[/i] for spooling. :_|

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by seanferd

Very high-tech. Take a few months off away from the furnace when you want to start a family.

by hal 9000

These are Geeks involved here so they'll need [b]Refrigerated Tin Foil Lined Underwear.[/b] That way they continue doing as they please and still have what they think they want. :D

Mind you the [i]Female Geeks[/i] will be pushing NB's onto their male [b]Friends[/b] and insisting that they use them for several hours on their laps at a time. :^0

Col

by juanita marquez

are smart enough to not leave such prevention completely up to their partners.

We would be more inclined to push the laptops onto men who threaten to dilute the Intelligence gene pool and tip the scales into "Idiocracy" territory. Natural selection, if you will.

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