All hail Oprah
http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20060511/en_usatoday/thedivinemisswinfrey
Now, exactly what the hell is wrong with our society that we are deifying talk-show hosts??? Here are some quotes:
"'She's a moral monitor, using herself as the template against which she measures the decency of a nation,' Lofton says." (She is just soooo great)
"'I am not God,' Oprah said in a 1989 story by Barbara Grizzuti Harrison that ran in The New York Times Magazine titled The Importance of Being Oprah." (Humility - the first sign of godliness)
"Marcia Nelson says that it's not going too far to call her a spiritual leader. 'I've said to a number of people - she's today's Billy Graham.'" (How much closer to God can you get than THAT?)
"Schlussel says Winfrey followers 'are incredibly gullible, bandwagon-jumping trend-slaves.'" (Much like many adherents to modern religion)
"It has to do with this deep American faith and yearning to be reborn. To start again." (How evangelical!!!)
Well, at least sleepin' dawg has some competition - :^0
" 'A self-righteous attack dog,' wrote arts and culture critic Steven Winn in the San Francisco Chronicle."
The way I see it, all you atheistic heathens out there no longer have any reason to deny the existence of God. Just turn on your TV.
Better get one of the wide angle sets. :^0
Frankly, I'm a follower of that great spiritual leader Maury Povich.