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all I have to say is

Locked

this is twisted.
this guy needs a serious case of beating laid onto him.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16243112-2,00.html

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You hold him

In reply to all I have to say is

I’ll hit him.
This guy needs a visit from Bigwig.

LMAO

In reply to You hold him

I wonder how many will get the literary reference!

Not too obscure I hope

In reply to LMAO

Could have used General Woundwort
I want to see his fellow inmates faces when they hear what sort of riff-raff they are moving in along side them.

Penal Payment Plan

In reply to Not too obscure I hope

Lock him up with one of those jackalopes.

He does seem to like horny bunnies.

Pay as you play?

In reply to Penal Payment Plan

Could apply one of those “use” taxes the government likes to slap on everything?

Lets talk someone that SHOULD be on a suicide watch. Can you picture your life after this comes out and your whole name is on global news? Ain’t mother just proud as peaches of her little boy?

A “use” tax?

In reply to Pay as you play?

Don’t tell me…..

he’ll be paying in carrots…..! :p :^O

GG

With stiff penalties

In reply to A “use” tax?

for early withdrawl……

sounds like a plan,

In reply to You hold him

stan.

( for a reference that most have a chance at getting niel )

and the reaction

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on another site:

Quote:
Dressed in an army-style jacket, Mr McMahon remained subdued during his brief appearance at Sydney’s Central Local Court yesterday.

Why is Elmer Fudd’s voice suddenly echoing through my brain singing “Kiwl da Wahb-bit. Kiwl da WAHB-bit.”

or

“I’m goinah screw dat waskily wahbbit if it’s da wast ting a doo.”

stonemason

Joined: 30 Mar 2003
Posts: 231
Location: New Zealand

don’t you guys have any decent sheep over there?..making kiwis resort to wabbits..
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“& sometimes is seen a strange spot in the sky,…a human being that was given to fly”

* stonemason’s id included, so that any kiwi’s know it was a kiwi making the comment.

Please tell me…

In reply to all I have to say is

that this is not what I think it is. Do people in NZ have some other cute definition for “beastiality” that I’m just not familiar with? Because if this IS what I’m thinking, then it sets a new record for weird.

Gotta go, I think my parrot is in the mood.

as long as the parrot

In reply to Please tell me…

is female, I won’t wonder about you quite so much …..!! 😀

Can surpass this one though (nearly put that I could beat this one hands down…..sorry!)

Numerous (extremely large and noteworthy)infractions found on a secondees laptop after he came back to work from a month long visit home (i.e. foreign parts, non-UK). Just use your imagination, a frozen duck, a “very dark blue” magazine, and a very silly, incredible bet….yup, you got it. All there in glorious (or should that be gory-ous) technicolour.

Beastiality took on a whole new meaning in the dictionary that day – most of his hard drive contained the stuff. His excuse? Him not English, him not understand Security Policy, him not read English good either…

Only took him a year to tell us that……

Users. Who’d have ’em?

GG

So being weird is ok

In reply to as long as the parrot

just as long as you “not read english good”?

Man, had I know that I would have been even worse in school than I was! Just think of the ducks I could be having now!

Not frozen though. Had enough cold f/dUCKs over the last few years…..

(ah, the assisted masterbation raises its head again!)

oh, grief!

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re-read the last two lines, and you have the image I found on that clots’ hard drive!

oh, I do love your ….. terminology ;\ !!

Incidentally, if you add in the “score lines” on the floor, you have the total picture….

Needless to say, that was quite an eye opener for a lowly Chapel Girl …….]:)

That last phrase gives me the giggles every time… (I’m sure that sounded muckier than I intended it to….:D )

GG

Not Read English

In reply to oh, grief!

Since when do you have to read the language to look at the pictures?

no,no,no,no…!!

In reply to Not Read English

his lack of English was his excuse for not reading and understanding the security policy….I assume you’re winding me up, right?!

Pictures? Pictures?? No, definitely some images in there…. ]:)

and some I’d rather not keep in my mind, thankyouverymuch!!

GG

Loves his duck

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frequently? 🙂

loves his…

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oh, sorry, you did say “duck” after all…..

;\

GG

Wind Up Women

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Far too “Stepford Wives” for me ma’am!

Wind you up indeed! Pfft.

yeahrite!

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Stepford Wives indeed!

Hmmmmphhh.

At least everyone would notice if they changed me… they’d take away my “gutteral” instincts for starters, probably re-program the local accent, – mind you, the nips and tucks needed would probably get done, which might be a good thing….they could also add a bit of height while they’re on – then I could reach the top shelf in the supermarket!

But, then again, it just wouldn’t be idiotic, crazy, sex mad, fun loving little me, would it?!

:p

GG

An old Canadian woman that I know has an expression

In reply to as long as the parrot

Whenever she’s surprised or exasperated, she’ll say “Lord love an Oriental duck!” I hope that it’s not to be taken literally.

Oh that brings things back

In reply to An old Canadian woman that I know has an expression

there used to be a saying I would hear every now and then back in school of “go suck a duck” but I never took it litterally! I always thought that is why god invented sheep!

hmmm…….

In reply to all I have to say is

NZ.
Where the men are men and the bunnies are scared?

NZ Words of Romance

In reply to hmmm…….

Hop-a-Long Cassidy mate?

New Zeland, a whole new way to do the Bunny Hop.

New Zeland, land of Marty Feldman-eyeball bunnies.

New Zeland, we’ve got more than Hugh does at the mansion!

My last date was a real furball!

Guess it beats my new opening line

In reply to hmmm…….

“excuse me miss, does this smell like ether?”

And my all time favorite quotes from “duckman”.

“Quick! Help me get her inside while she is still poseable!”

and

“sorry I didn’t hear you. I was staring at your breasts.”

and the best reply….

In reply to Guess it beats my new opening line

for the last one there:

“my eyeballs are NOT stuck on the end of my nipples….!!”

(usually said mid sentence, whilst he’s still staring…)

😀

GG

I miss that show

In reply to and the best reply….

That was my computers startup and shutdown waves.

The staring at your breats was the shutdown and “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT?” was the startup.

Now it is Homer for startup “press the any key to continue. wheres the any key?”

Shutdown is from Bevis and Butthead do america.

“uhh, so are we going to do it?”
“you’ve got two seconds.”
“uhhhhh, is that going to be enough time?”

It still makes me laugh everytime i shut down.

sheeeesh!

In reply to I miss that show

you had me worried there!

I thought you’d had that blinkin’ web cam on again!!! 😀

You said you wouldn’t show ANYBODY…..! sniff!

GG

I may be a little coward

In reply to sheeeesh!

but I am a GREEEDY little coward! Bwahhaaahaahaahaahaaaa!

[i]daffy duck

ahem….

In reply to I may be a little coward

YOU said little….

not ME…..

I was being nice, cos you sent me 😡 so …

you said little….

not me ……

(]:) the web cam says otherwise…..]:) )

GG

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