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August 19, 2005 at 2:34 pm #2185385
all I have to say is
Lockedby jaqui · about 18 years, 8 months ago
this is twisted.
this guy needs a serious case of beating laid onto him.Topic is locked -
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August 19, 2005 at 2:53 pm #3066395
You hold him
by tony hopkinson · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to all I have to say is
I’ll hit him.
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August 19, 2005 at 2:58 pm #3066393
LMAO
by neilb@uk · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to You hold him
I wonder how many will get the literary reference!
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August 20, 2005 at 4:10 am #3066315
Not too obscure I hope
by tony hopkinson · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to LMAO
Could have used General Woundwort
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August 22, 2005 at 7:00 am #3067479
Penal Payment Plan
by bfilmfan · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to Not too obscure I hope
Lock him up with one of those jackalopes.
He does seem to like horny bunnies.
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August 22, 2005 at 7:37 am #3067451
Pay as you play?
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to Penal Payment Plan
Could apply one of those “use” taxes the government likes to slap on everything?
Lets talk someone that SHOULD be on a suicide watch. Can you picture your life after this comes out and your whole name is on global news? Ain’t mother just proud as peaches of her little boy?
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August 22, 2005 at 7:43 am #3067446
A “use” tax?
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to Pay as you play?
Don’t tell me…..
he’ll be paying in carrots…..! :p :^O
GG
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August 22, 2005 at 7:46 am #3067443
With stiff penalties
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to A “use” tax?
for early withdrawl……
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August 20, 2005 at 12:29 am #3066330
sounds like a plan,
by jaqui · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to You hold him
stan.
( for a reference that most have a chance at getting niel )
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August 20, 2005 at 12:28 am #3066331
and the reaction
by jaqui · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to all I have to say is
on another site:
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Dressed in an army-style jacket, Mr McMahon remained subdued during his brief appearance at Sydney’s Central Local Court yesterday.Why is Elmer Fudd’s voice suddenly echoing through my brain singing “Kiwl da Wahb-bit. Kiwl da WAHB-bit.”
or
“I’m goinah screw dat waskily wahbbit if it’s da wast ting a doo.”
stonemason
Joined: 30 Mar 2003
Posts: 231
Location: New Zealanddon’t you guys have any decent sheep over there?..making kiwis resort to wabbits..
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“& sometimes is seen a strange spot in the sky,…a human being that was given to fly”* stonemason’s id included, so that any kiwi’s know it was a kiwi making the comment.
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August 22, 2005 at 5:27 am #3067533
Please tell me…
by dmambo · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to all I have to say is
that this is not what I think it is. Do people in NZ have some other cute definition for “beastiality” that I’m just not familiar with? Because if this IS what I’m thinking, then it sets a new record for weird.
Gotta go, I think my parrot is in the mood.
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August 22, 2005 at 5:54 am #3067522
as long as the parrot
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to Please tell me…
is female, I won’t wonder about you quite so much …..!! 😀
Can surpass this one though (nearly put that I could beat this one hands down…..sorry!)
Numerous (extremely large and noteworthy)infractions found on a secondees laptop after he came back to work from a month long visit home (i.e. foreign parts, non-UK). Just use your imagination, a frozen duck, a “very dark blue” magazine, and a very silly, incredible bet….yup, you got it. All there in glorious (or should that be gory-ous) technicolour.
Beastiality took on a whole new meaning in the dictionary that day – most of his hard drive contained the stuff. His excuse? Him not English, him not understand Security Policy, him not read English good either…
Only took him a year to tell us that……
Users. Who’d have ’em?
GG
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August 22, 2005 at 6:04 am #3067518
So being weird is ok
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to as long as the parrot
just as long as you “not read english good”?
Man, had I know that I would have been even worse in school than I was! Just think of the ducks I could be having now!
Not frozen though. Had enough cold f/dUCKs over the last few years…..
(ah, the assisted masterbation raises its head again!)
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August 22, 2005 at 6:11 am #3067513
oh, grief!
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to So being weird is ok
re-read the last two lines, and you have the image I found on that clots’ hard drive!
oh, I do love your ….. terminology ;\ !!
Incidentally, if you add in the “score lines” on the floor, you have the total picture….
Needless to say, that was quite an eye opener for a lowly Chapel Girl …….]:)
That last phrase gives me the giggles every time… (I’m sure that sounded muckier than I intended it to….:D )
GG
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August 22, 2005 at 6:22 am #3067507
Not Read English
by bfilmfan · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to oh, grief!
Since when do you have to read the language to look at the pictures?
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August 22, 2005 at 6:33 am #3067496
no,no,no,no…!!
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to Not Read English
his lack of English was his excuse for not reading and understanding the security policy….I assume you’re winding me up, right?!
Pictures? Pictures?? No, definitely some images in there…. ]:)
and some I’d rather not keep in my mind, thankyouverymuch!!
GG
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August 22, 2005 at 7:27 am #3067459
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August 22, 2005 at 7:56 am #3067439
loves his…
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to no,no,no,no…!!
oh, sorry, you did say “duck” after all…..
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GG
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August 22, 2005 at 8:14 am #3067434
Wind Up Women
by bfilmfan · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to no,no,no,no…!!
Far too “Stepford Wives” for me ma’am!
Wind you up indeed! Pfft.
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August 22, 2005 at 8:23 am #3067425
yeahrite!
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to no,no,no,no…!!
Stepford Wives indeed!
Hmmmmphhh.
At least everyone would notice if they changed me… they’d take away my “gutteral” instincts for starters, probably re-program the local accent, – mind you, the nips and tucks needed would probably get done, which might be a good thing….they could also add a bit of height while they’re on – then I could reach the top shelf in the supermarket!
But, then again, it just wouldn’t be idiotic, crazy, sex mad, fun loving little me, would it?!
:p
GG
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August 22, 2005 at 8:51 am #3067414
An old Canadian woman that I know has an expression
by dmambo · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to as long as the parrot
Whenever she’s surprised or exasperated, she’ll say “Lord love an Oriental duck!” I hope that it’s not to be taken literally.
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August 22, 2005 at 12:26 pm #3067305
Oh that brings things back
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to An old Canadian woman that I know has an expression
there used to be a saying I would hear every now and then back in school of “go suck a duck” but I never took it litterally! I always thought that is why god invented sheep!
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August 22, 2005 at 6:21 am #3067509
hmmm…….
by itgirli · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to all I have to say is
NZ.
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August 22, 2005 at 6:58 am #3067480
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August 22, 2005 at 7:31 am #3067457
Guess it beats my new opening line
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to hmmm…….
“excuse me miss, does this smell like ether?”
And my all time favorite quotes from “duckman”.
“Quick! Help me get her inside while she is still poseable!”
and
“sorry I didn’t hear you. I was staring at your breasts.”
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August 22, 2005 at 7:36 am #3067452
and the best reply….
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to Guess it beats my new opening line
for the last one there:
“my eyeballs are NOT stuck on the end of my nipples….!!”
(usually said mid sentence, whilst he’s still staring…)
😀
GG
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August 22, 2005 at 7:41 am #3067448
I miss that show
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to and the best reply….
That was my computers startup and shutdown waves.
The staring at your breats was the shutdown and “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT?” was the startup.
Now it is Homer for startup “press the any key to continue. wheres the any key?”
Shutdown is from Bevis and Butthead do america.
“uhh, so are we going to do it?”
“you’ve got two seconds.”
“uhhhhh, is that going to be enough time?”It still makes me laugh everytime i shut down.
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August 22, 2005 at 7:45 am #3067444
sheeeesh!
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to I miss that show
you had me worried there!
I thought you’d had that blinkin’ web cam on again!!! 😀
You said you wouldn’t show ANYBODY…..! sniff!
GG
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August 22, 2005 at 7:48 am #3067442
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August 22, 2005 at 7:54 am #3067440
ahem….
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 8 months ago
In reply to I may be a little coward
YOU said little….
not ME…..
I was being nice, cos you sent me 😡 so …
you said little….
not me ……
(]:) the web cam says otherwise…..]:) )
GG
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