And here I thought

never heard of a Greek takeaway?

this story was on smokinggun.com a while back, with this added... police arrived on the scene of the ATM-napping, and followed the drag marks across the parking lot, thinking that where the marks stopped, they might find tire impressions, or other evidence. Much to their surprise, the drag marks continued down the street. Taking to their cars, they followed the drag marks all the way to a local resident's back yard, where two intoxicated men were trying to cut the bottom off the battered ATM with a sawzall...