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Awesome Friday

By The Scummy One ·
Alert:shipment information
Friday, May 29, 2009 8:16 AM
"FedEx" <>
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Customer Service:

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Package that is been registered
with us for shipping to your residential location. We had thought that your sender
gave you our contact details. It may interest you to know that a letter is also added
to your package. However, we cannot quote the content of your package, except that it
has a Bank Draft worth of $288,000.00 (Two Hundred and Eighty Eight Thousand US
Dollars). As you know, FedEx does not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but BANK
DRAFTS are shippable.
The package is registered with us for mailing by an official of the united nation
office in UK. We are sending you this email because your package is been registered
on a Special Order. What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department
for immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address. Note that as soon
as our Delivery Team confirms your information, it will take three (3) working days
(72Hrs) for your package to arrive at your designated destination.
For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees have been
paid by your colleague before your package was registered.
Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance
Certificates, are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund DAF)
neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help you avoid
any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country.
However, you will have to pay a sum of ?105 GBP which is equivalent to $210 USD to
the FedEx Delivery Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the
FedEx Company as stated in our privacy terms & condition page. Also be informed that
your colleague wished to pay for the Security Keeping charges, but we do not accept
such payments considering the fact that all items & packages that is registered with
us have a time limitation and we cannot accept payment without knowing when you will
be picking up the package or even respond to us. So we cannot take the risk to have
accepted such a payment incase of any possible demurrage. Kindly note that your
colleague did not leave us with any further information.
We hope that you respond to us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond
until the expiry date of the foremost package, we may refer the package to the
British Commission for Welfare as the package do not have a return address. Kindly
contact the delivery department (FedEx Delivery Post) with the details given below:
Contact Person: Mr. Richard raynor
Tel: +234-7062266794
Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given above.. This is
mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone numbers.
As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the necessary
payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the Security Keeping Fees.
As soon as they confirm your payment of ?105 GBP which is equivalent to $210 USD,
they shall immediately dispatch your package to the designated address. It usually
takes 72 Hours being an express delivery service.
Ensure to contact the delivery department with the email address and ensure to fill
the above form as well to enable successful reconfirmation.
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs .chiara dallavalle
FedEx Online Management Team.
All rights reserved. ? 1995-2009 FedEx.

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Very strange

by mjd420nova In reply to Awesome Friday :D :D :D

Darn, you get all the good ones. I'd sure spend some time on the phone trying to track this down. Seems a bit strange that you weren't contacted in person or a delivery attempt notice left on your door. I've never heard of FedEx doing anything via the internet except for tracking.

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Somehow I doubt that

by The Scummy One In reply to Very strange

FedEx uses and "FedEx" <> for their email addresses. And would assume that I 'knew' their policies on sending cash

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One question

by mjd420nova In reply to Somehow I doubt that

How did they get your E-mail address and why do they need your home address now?

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try giving them the details for delivery and

by Deadly Ernest In reply to Awesome Friday :D :D :D

promise to pay COD, but give them the street address of the nearest prison or police station.

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:^0 :^0 -- I cant honestly

by The Scummy One In reply to try giving them the detai ...

give you the TR T-Up, or you may think I am flipping you off.
So instead -- here ya go

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Hey, one of my favourite games is

by Deadly Ernest In reply to :^0 :^0 -- I cant honestl ...

getting the email addresses of spammers and people who sell email address lists - all the addresses used by their corporate organisation; then I give them to the other spammers I've got addresses for.

It's fun to think about them spamming each other.

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