Cannibalism....The shocking truth !!

After the feast, the cannibal approaches the chief's table and asks if he should clear away the plates.
The chief looks around. "Yes," he says, "everyone's eaten."

Then there were the cannibals who captured a safari consisting entirely of politicians. They had to buy a crock pot to cook them

Even more inconvenienced was the cannibal who was late coming home for dinner. His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.

Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law."
The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes."

A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."