Captains log - Oh man that hurts

As much as I liked Star Trek I don't think I would want his stone.

Oh, well, at least it helped someone.

For a Klingon caught near Uranus... :^O

sorry...old childhood joke.

The people of the US really should ship Willaim Shatner back to Canada.

If Canada won't take him back, then that should be considered a declaration of war against the US..haha.

if he has health insurance through Prudential. Remember their slogan, "Own a piece of the rock". :^O

I can just see it...

Capt. Kirk to Klingon: "I'm...auctioning off my kidney stone."(pauses for dramatic effect)"It really...hurt me to pass it."

Klingon to Capt. Kirk(screaming): "You petaQ! A Klingon would never admit to allowing such a small thing to cause pain!"(now uses a lowered voice)"However, I feel your pain."

OK, OK...I stink at the dialog. I just wanted to put petaQ in a sentence. hehehehe!

I liked Picard much better than Kirk. Let the Trek wars begin!

He lives indeed. Although, for that post, you sound more like King Swirl. :)