CEO surfs porn
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by jdclyde
Anyone telling you to find ways to enforce this and stop the behavior either has not read the posting well, never been an IT admin, or does not have your best interests in mind.
Your job is not to police the company computers. (IT Nazi)
If you find someone breaking policy then you notify the correct people, bosses of the individual.
After that if they decide not to do anything about it then that means you can do nothing about it.
Protect your network and get on with your life.
by marshb
by wilzyx
by rsmartin
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by jdurand1970
Just kidding...about surfing porn, that is.
Dude! What webfilter and antivirus programs are you using?
I would credit the CEO with bringing to light the huge holes in your implemented security technologies.
Short of the CIO going straight to the President (if this is a different person) or the share holders, don't think there is much to be done.
Perhaps encourage someone to file a lawsuit?
by tomsal
Except of course after talking with a lawyer about company issues in the past....he said more or less the same thing since the company is privately held...one thing though...
why did the lawyer laugh hysterically when we asked him to be on retainer for our company? ;)
by tomsal
First off you sound more bitter than the poster which is seeking the advice...go back to your tea and crumpets, read a book on how to sack your elist snobbish attitude..then resume posting.
Now...the company is NOT public, its private..which means A LOT. Anyone who thinks public verse private doesn't impact the situation is a complete knucklehead (and they should see me about a bridge I wanna unload on the cheap).
by vltiii
First, the issue should be handled between the CIO and the CEO. Second, if the CEO is able to able to circumvent the system, I think the system needs to be looked at. I can understand that filtering software is not 100% which is why the technical staff may be required to make occasional tweeks until the CIO can convince the CEO that he is doing damage to the system and compromising security.
As to the virus part of the equation, the technical staff needs to re-evaluate their policies. The CEO visiting porn sites should not allow viruses into the system. A more aggresive approach to virus protection may be in order.
One last note about the CEO. If there is a board of directors perhaps the CIO can bring the CEO's violation of company policy to their attention and let the pressure come from above if nothing else works.
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by apotheon
I'm not sure why you posted this sort of thing as a response to me, as though you were saying something that contradicted me. We seem to be in agreement, in principle.
Some of your practical suggestions must be evaluated based on the situation, however, and not all may be applicable in this case.
by admin
give him a workstation on its own subnet and in the DMZ to be devoted to surfing porn in addition to his business workstation for Christmas.
While your at it, set it up to reimage on reboot and so that he doesn't lose all his porn each time, have it automatically save on an FTP server where he can get his saved stuff at home or on the road. If you post the URL here at TR, some of the pro's here will help ya out making sure it doesn't crash.
I'm not into porn, so I can't help ya there, but if no one at TR wants to help, just start a newsgroup or IRC channel and I'm sure you can find some admins that will.
Hope that helps! :)
by oneili
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by lorenzend
This is something that I've done at other places I have worked at. Start posting on the Intranet a list of new viruses/spam going around that employees should be aware of for potential office impact and also that they should be aware of it for home. After a few weeks of that, add to it a list of viruses that your software has stopped and which ones made it through along with a synopsis of how it got in (i.e. surfing websites). NOTE: you still haven't identified who was doing it or websites (let the employees speculate.) This level has normally worked for me because it makes the employees actively looking to see who's doing it and what sites they go to.
The next step is to start listing the websites that people have gone too (of course, make sure they are blocked before you post this) and add a blank column for the name of offenders or computer name.
I've never had to go further but haven't had a CEO do this to me. Bottom line is CYA document all of the sites visited, when you blocked them to identify that you're doing your job in blocking inappropriate sites as they are identified and the talking you've done with the CIO and CEO to try and get the CEO to stop.
Now for reality, run this by the CIO before you do this because if you've discussed it with the CIO, you've passed it of to him/her. You're there to do a job and the CEO knows it. If you take the CEO down in an public format your job is toast and chances are you'll have a tough time getting a job elsewhere. If you don't like it and you can't get it to stop subtle like, move on to a different job in another company and pray for better.
by apotheon
I like your idea. I might modify it slightly if I were doing it, but the general approach is a good one.
You bring up an important point, though, though you don't point it out explicitly:
A lot of the people responding in this thread have made suggestions about "targeting" the CEO in some way to get him fired, including going to the board, his daddy, the legal department, HR, or whatever. What they don't seem to realize is that this WILL get you fired. I don't mean that you'll get fired if the CEO doesn't get fired. Even if, by some bizarre miracle, some freak twist of fate that defies all the laws of physics, you DO manage to get the CEO fired/removed, he WILL have enough time before he's gone to fire YOU as well. Don't think he won't do it.
At best, with an attack on the CEO's job, you might (though I'm having a hard time imagining it) be able to sacrifice your job to cost him his. Chances are far better (approaching 100%) that your job is the only one that is lost, though.
by vltiii
by lorenzend
Buy the very best of piss and cum,scat bdsm,animal videos for him.After watching these anything else on the net is too tame and he won't go surfing anymore.Also get one of the secretarys to give him a good blow job at lunch time.Who wants to watch porno when you can have the real thing.
See problem solved.Give us a job(not a blow job)
The boyce
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by is girl
I work in a small company where the CEO is the owner of the company and I report directly to him. Not only does he violate the internet usage policy, but he insists on being a member of the Administrators group on the network. In addition, he hates password rules, demands remote access and generally expects to get what he wants when he wants it.
This is not an uncommon situation. I think you have to deal with it. I added him to the Admin Group and promptly took away all privileges from the group. I force him to conform to the same rules he approves for ordinary users by telling him that I can only unblock his firewall access to unauthorized web sites if I unblock everyones.
Last, but not least, I analyze web usage and report it at Managment meetings once in a while. In addition, I personally scan his computer for viruses daily and let him panic if one is found.
The way I see it, he's the boss and if he want's to waste company time and waste my time cleaning up after him....it's the job. I rarely allow him to bend the rules that apply to everyone on the network and let him know what the consequences of allowing unacceptable use of corporate resources are.....wasting his time might be ok with him, but as soon as he realizes that his employees might also be wasting time - he changes his tune.
by apotheon
by hasbeen
by awfernald
If it's HIS company, and HIS money that pays you, then obviously he can do what he wants with HIS time.
You have to do your best to "protect" the network and computing resources, however, if you have "advised" him about taking risks, and you have pointed out the economic impact of those risks, and you have analyzed and informed him of the potential impact to his WHOLE COMPANY if something gets out of his computer into the network by accident due to his refusal to "play it safe", then all you need to do is simply accept that he is a porn addict, and let him play his own game.
by tcpip4u
CEO is like the Don in corporate America. He is pretty much untouchable, especially if he is also the chairman/chairwoman. No matter what you are going to be a liability to the company. You have to remember that the CEO's have friends just like you have freinds in the company, but his friendhsip may go way back and they will back the CEO up unconditionally. Why? becasue they can. The likely chance of the CIO and/or the VP of HR calling him on the surfing is slim to none. The laws that protect employees from wrongful termination and such doesn't fly in the U.S. Court room, basically money talks and bullshit walk. Do yourself a favor, just do the best you can there and if it becomes unbearable, www.monster.com
Good Luck and think really hard about putting the CEO in front of the firing squad.
by dafe2
I've been down this road....including stuff more severe than porn which involded outside agencies - so -
Your doing your job. That is, you report your findings to your boss.
Who are we to interpret what is porn & what is not? Who are we to form a legal opinion?
In my case, via many HR requested investigations, I viewed many images, movies etc..which I considered exreme.........I was told (by an expert) that due to the subtle ways in which they where shot........A judge would HAVE TO consider most of them "Artistic impressions"
Incidently, I'm not into "porn".....but I'm not "prudish" either - for what that's worth.
Having made that statement, could you tell me if I would enjoy "Debbie Does Dallas" or what I may consider "porn"?
Please don't answer that, I'm just saying one persons porn is another persons "foreplay"..........(This applies to women too.....I used the word "persons" intentionally.)
In the workplace, this stuff belongs to HR. If there is no HR then follow your chain of command.
Do yourself a favour - Suck it up and realize there are many freaks out there. Most of them hold "high" positions. (laugh)
Seems like your CEO already has a handle on things :-)
At the end of the day ------- None of us are lawyers or the police. We report our findings and remember - NEVER FORM AN OPINION ON WHAT YOU FIND, IT IS NOT YOUR ROLE. Look at it this way -It seems like a challenging environement anyway........you seem to be learning a lot about network security! It's all good.
If, for whatever reason, you feel you should be doing more - Update your resume & shop arround.
by awfernald
Though I didn't read through all the 10 million posts (oops, exaggeration again).\
You've done your job, now you have to depend on your boss to do his (and so on up to the CEO).
The only way around it would be to put copies of it in a manila folder, and mail a copy to each member of the board of directors (if you have a board), the owner (the guys father), and his wife (maybe she'll get some good ideas out of it).
Hmmm, maybe the best idea would be to just drop it, and keep blocking all of the porn sites that you find him visiting. (hehe, disable all traffic where node = CEO and destination = Internet)
by dafe2
that I probably should've used that manilla folder you mention.......hhhmmmm ;-)
Then again, a drink & good company are allways better than going home & kicking the cat in anger. Yes CAT, I'd never hurt my dog.
Then again.....I still like that third paragraph through. Suitably evil but subtle, classy.
Maybe I'll call my wife, go home and have a game of "It guy & the CEO's wife" eeerrr never mind...
No matter how you cut it.....It's not our job, not our call. Do the job, go home happy. Anything else will drive you nuts.
I mean really, who the hell are we to pass judgment? We're IT Pros, most of us barely sane to begin with (IMHO here!), not shrinks, cops, priests or lawyers. I know, that lawyer one was a bit much, but insurance guys don't fit this thread. Oh, while we're on the subject, if your an attractive petite brunette, like hand cuffs, make a lawyers salary, have the disposition of a priest and would consider posing for me in my office please call eeerrr never mind......
Your last paragraph says it all! I'd just add the trip to the bar with a few friends.....or the bosses wife.......errr........never mind...yes I remember now.... paycheck = disable all traffic where node = CEO and destination = Internet = chain of command = job = paycheck.
It's what we do, not (Necessarily) who we are.
Did I mention a thick hide a good sense of humour helps?
Have a good one!
by mrafrohead
If you've talked to him enough about it, then it's time to step over his head and talk to his boss...
There's no excuse, and no one is higher than the law. If the rule is NO, then it's NO!
Mrafrohead
by vltiii
by vltiii
Keep in mind this is the CEO we're talking about. How many employees will actually see him in his work environment? It's not as if they lounge in his office.
I wouldn't recommend getting (or attempting) to get a bunch of employees to sign anything. This is tantamount to a mutiny and best case demonstrates some lack of loyalty to the company. Ultimately, they're at a greater risk of losing their jobs before any action is taken against him.
There was nothing in the original post to indicate anyone was uncomfortable. The only concerns that were presented is that he was bring viruses into the system. Ultimately the fact that he can continue doing this demonstrates shortcomings in the IT department.
by vltiii
Not only have you gone overboard,you've ventured into criminal activity. Just posting your comments here constitutes a criminal act (conspiracy to commit, promoting illicit activity, etc).
I'm not sure why the CEO's affinity to porn evokes such strong emotional reactions. He hasn't broken any laws and we aren't the moral cops, are we? We need a professional approach to protecting the network and that's it.
by vltiii
by vltiii
So many responses here allude to the fact that the CEO is the problem. The CEO is not the problem. The system administrator is. If the network were properly secured the CEO wouldn't be able to do the things that have been discussed here.
The have been responses that allude to underminding the CEO's authority or disrespecting his position by isolating him on the network, etc. I recommend anyone that would actually consider such responses think about how long they would last in their respective organizations if they were to follow through.
Ultimately, the fact that the CEO surfs porn sites is no ones business. Anyone who feels so strongly against these activities in my opinion really only have one option... look for employment elsewhere. Most likely the CEO didn't develop the urges to start surfing porn sites by virtue of becoming a CEO. They have most likely had these urges most if not all of their lives. Despite these desires they managed to rise to a position where they directly effect the financial health and public perspective of their organization.
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by apotheon
The OP did, in fact, indicate that the company is privately owned, in later posts. More to the point, the owner is related to the CEO, if I recall correctly.
Your point is on the money, as they say. Nobody's going to get this CEO fired for surfing porn sites.
by vltiii
True! If I came across this situation though, I'd be trying to clean my own house before announcing in a public forum that my network has vulnerabilities.
I do, however, disagree about the dumb question philosophy.
by vltiii
by ken_kantor
by rob_serve
if youve seen the UK show the office this will seem like a very David Brent thing. My advice is to take revenge by setting it up so his wife finds out about his antics, if he has one. The software i find helpful is Safesurf for stopping this abuse.
bestwishes
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by apotheon
I, personally, find people trying to get someone fired for looking at porn to be closed-minded, judgmental, and generally offensive, and I don't even go porn-surfing myself (yes, that's right, I'm in a minority among males). I have no idea what anyone would be getting "revenge" against this CEO for, since it doesn't sound like he's actually doing anything to hurt anyone. The problems here are in the CEO's willful violation of network security standards.
If he can't be convinced to get himself in line, the only thing left to do (short of quitting) is to clean up after him and report to your immediate supervisor. That's life.
by rob_serve
by robdew
Spray contact adhesive all over his chair. Then, when he drops his pants to play with his goat, hia ass will get stuck to the chair!!
Yeah, that's it...
by steve_it
by hockeyist
1/. If the Tugmeister has a web cam try to catch a few "personal moments" and then make the video nasty available to him via popups which he can't get rid of (via an internal website which, to him, looks like it's on the Internet).
You can then suggest a more effective web filtering software.
2/. Let him have all the porn he wants. One day he will get all tugged out and fall asleep at his desk with his hand on his old fella. Eventually someone will walk in and wake him up (maybe a client). He will then re-think his strategy for self-satisfaction.
by tejota
by jmgarvin
Just have a black list setup and keep an eye on what he is surfing.
Keep in mind: If the CEO can get through your security, others can as well.
You did your job by reporting it to your CIO. It's now in his hands. You're in a tight spot - but given the tight IT job market, what else can you do?
I had to deal with a similar issue with a VP who we allowed full access to the internet because of the blocks he was getting when doing research. Within a day, he was surfing porno websites that had bestiality and amongst other things, borderline kiddie porn.
So I told my boss who went to his boss. They OK'ed my suggestion to make a forensic image of his hard drive late one night to preserve the data. They reviewed the dump of his IE temp cache, logs, etc. Company attorney felt he wasn't violating any laws (guess it's legal to look at 8 yr old Asian girls wearing bikini's made for 5 yr olds and laying in suggestive poses). And it pretty much died right there and we were told to limit his web access and keep an eye on things. It hasn't been a problem since then - but needless-to-say this VP no longer acknowledges me, or even dares to make eye-contact with me. Pervert. I'm tempted to make an anonymous phone call to the police... if he's ballsy enough to do this sorta thing at work knowing that we're watching, I can only imagine what's on his PC at home.
by br-549
by jbaker
While I agree with most of what you say, as well as the fact that we "peons" don't mess with the brass, I disagree with ou when you say that IT is an expense, not a revenue generator.
Shut down the network, and lets see how much revenue that company generates in a day. For that reason alone, IT is a very important part in the revenue generation property, whether the brass is willing to see it or not.
My ex-ceo also does porno surfing, signing up "FREE SCREENER" etc... the worst is he download porno site passwords is ciculated in office...my god....... He even accused me(IT admin) i did't maintain the mail server properly as he receive spam in mailbox....goosh.........
I suggest give him a copy of warning letter CC to Managing Director & block his internet access over lan.
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