COMMON SENSE

That wouldn't work for me, I'm too much of a girly girl. I guess I'll just stick with my hetero lifestyle..

as usual.

Does show that going off topic isn't always a bad thing?

People have been telling me that I am a "little off" for years!

This was TRUCKERS, as in Semi drivers.

I have always thought a woman driving a pickup was hotter than one in a sports car.

But I want to thank all the posters for discussing the weather, cats, man-boobs, cat-boobs, inner lesbians, PETA wackos and burgers. Oh yeah, and discussion topics.

there is nothing hotter than seeing a hot chick driving a pickup,especially a big 4x4 with duals and a manual tranny, that just turns me on.

must be why I love my self so much ;)

I'm saying...I don't *need* it.

If I have a girl and she likes wearing, far be it from me to keep her from wearing it as long as it's within her/our means.

But, I like that look on a girl when she first wakes up, just throws her her up in a rubberband, pulls on an old dress shirt of mine, a pair of socks cause the floor is cold, and then comes and hops on top of me in bed and wakes me up...

That's just the best to me...flash is for those who need to be impressed by fancy stuff...I like real women...who don't need to be cosmo or vogue-compliant, but can be when it's called for.

girls in flannel...only if it's one of my shirts...and...then...well...hehehe...she keeps me warm with it :)

don't *need* a girl to wear anything special, but it's not about the guys. Some girls like to wear things because it makes them feel special, not because a guy *needs* it. I like dressing up. It's fun. And a lot of guys have asked why I bother. Well, I do it because I like to and because it's fun. It makes it more fun for me so they can just deal with it. I'm personally not into VS. That's all frilly, foo foo stuff. I like to be bad.

if you get pulled to hard, you could suffer an injury.

Like to know some good preventative health tips? ;)

I'm beginning to fear you.

One of my favorite scenes from a b-flick-

Academy commander to female chaperone:
(speaks in soft voice) "Tickleyourasswithafeather?"

Female chaperone to commander:
(shocked look)"Pardon me?"

Commander to chaperone:
"I said...particularly nasty weather..."

colonel walks away

wish I could remember the name of the movie...damn

Kinky is when you use a feather
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken

sicko is when you *use* the chicken...more than once

I know...only swill could take it to that level... :(

no where to run
no where to hide

and for the paranoid, don't bother filling in your name. We already know who you are.

a BJ's Wholesale (east coast wholesale like the Sam's Club), they have Ostrich and Buffalo patties most of the time.

I've had both...they're good.

til you get to their tonsils...

hahaha

I loved that movie

Whoa...did I just...do it? uh huh huh huh...

The toilet got plugged up today. When I told one of the maintenance guys about it, he said, "Did you plunge it?". I said "No, did you figure out the problem with the SQL server backup remote agent?"

I hate dealing with sh1t in a bowl, and also with a plugged toilet.

gunna put it on you. Gunna put it ON YOU!

Quick! Name that bit!

m-80ed it...

I would have...

then claimed that's how the bathroom was...the guy musta had an atrocious case of gas. ;)

has always been...

"Come to Butthead...uh huh huh huh..."

I used to say that to girls when I was 22 or 23 at parties...and I did a pretty good Butthead and they'd laugh and giggle...good ice breaker.

ITGirli, are you available?

is when you *use* the chicken and then cook it for dinner, fully *basted* ]:)

poop!

Double Lenght is standard :) hee hee

Someoen told me I have a nice rack. I said thank you, would you like to see the file servers?

Cute

neenerneenerneener its my friday

slather me...not slaughter me.

She'd rather kill me. She has no place for swill in her life.

*end commentary*

So where's Oz again?

there are homeless guys who'd do that...

Sickos would use it over and over, name it, get little dresses to put on it.

I really should write horror films...I can think up really weird sh*t.

Mr Hanky The Christmas poo...

we are nothing short of a bunch of overgorwn children././
god life is good..

just by reading your political AND beer opinions! ;)

BWWWAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(I crack myself up!)

He has to eat 'House Burgers' :)

that's good. crackin yourself up.

no wait...I'm gonna stop there.

have a nice day.

I'm going home...

His father is an AALLLCAHHOLLLICCCC....

Bingo! Pick any prize from the bottom shelf!

hmmm...would I need lotion over there? In February?

hehehe...oh dear...my mind is going now!!! ]:)

She's far younger, far prettier, same hair colour, and she's taller than me (but only just!)

But - I bet I have warmer hands and bigger....bits! ;\

hrm...this is a hard one to reply to...

Yes, she's very pretty...and smart...and funny...and musically gifted...and from what I understand quite a cook.

But, she is taller than you? Wow! She's like...5'1...that makes you...5'?

God...I'd be a giant if I lived over there...I knew I was taller than all but about 3 or 4 people I saw in Dublin...but, I thought I just wasn't seeing all the tall people for some reason.

Oh well...my hands are pretty big as well...and...quite nimble. ;)

But would you two please get a room so we can get back to the topic here?

Jck, in my little town, we had a brief "supplemental" local school board meeting in the brew pub downtown after a regular meeting. This place serves several drafts brewed on-site as well as Guinness, Harp, Sam and a couple of others brands. The guy I was with orders a BOTTLE of Bud. Absolutely unbelievable. I asked him why he didn't just ask for a can. Went right over his head. Made me feel quite superior to him.

Right topic? we are supposed to stay on topic? ;)

as for being beer ignorant:

I can't say too much about people like that...I just laugh...cause I used to think Busch Light Draft was the best thing since kool-aid.

You just gotta show them the "light", so to speak...

You know, just about every miscellaneous thread degenerates (or elevates itself, depending on your perspective) to center around sex and/or booze at some point.

JD's divorce, London Bombing, NHL, Chirac's opinion of English food, any thread Gadget Girl is in (:)), To those who are concerned... And that's only the last week and a half!!

I just want to say thanks! :D

sang about it best...I don't think I need to say anything more :)

about a year back when you were wearing nothing but that diaper and had a huge bottle filled with guiness. Remember that one?

He didn't explain the smudges that were on the photo that he scanned in to get a digital copy and I was afraid to ask if it was DNA! :^O

jd - there are ALWAYS more than two ways (look up how many in the Kama Sutra....)

jck - don't need a large or dry shoulder, just a soft, comfy, huggable, pillow type one

DMambo - get off your knees, they're killing me!

(Glad to see you've all got a handle on my (mucky and warped) sense of humour, though!)

jck - send any photos! even anti "King Swill" campaign ones!

jd - phew! I thought you meant photos of ME!!! - You did destroy that footage of me soaking wet, pointing the direction in front of that building, didn't you???

Any photos welcome - have 2 notice boards in here, currently holding 2 photos of the dog, and one of the boat.... got loadsa space on them to utilise.....!!!

Standing up in a hammock!!! Canadians are great at it, since we practice doing it standing up in a canoe. Care to try seeing if Britannia really does rule the waves??? :^O [b]ROTFLMAO[/b] Also can you do the Venus Butterfly or have you had it done to you??? ;) :D

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

I learned about Venus Butterfly when I was in college (thanks to my buds Mark and Ron who had the author of the book talking about it on their show!).

you should get into more contemporary things...like...bungee cords, steel-mounted ceiling fans, and blindfolds :)

hahahaha ]:) God...the girl who marries me will be lucky...

is there a SOFT way to do it ???????? ;\

and yes, it's known as a knee trembler here..

Now. Lets see your reply to THAT!!!

GG

They don't make Pampers my size... ;)

The actual content of the photos that could be out there somewhere consist of:

1) some of parts of me...only way you could identify it as me is if you knew what kind of shorts I own...

2) one that exists from a party where some lesbians said they'd get freaky in front of me and my best friend if we kissed...so...we did...and before you can say it...no tongue, you smart a$$ (I know how you think!)

3) the creme de la creme...me...passed out on a sofa...in New Orleans...with my best friend posing over me as I snore with my mouth open

Set 3 has never left his house and won't. I told him if those got out, I'd have porn of his daughter all over Europe the day after she turned 18. And, he knows I can do it...cause his daughter still thinks I'm the $hit, has since she was 4, and she's 17 now.

Actually...I wouldn't do that...

I'd get porn of his mom instead...hahahahaha ]:)

chandeliers, wardrobes, silk scarves, those things you put batteries in....

(AA batteries over here)

(Oops)

oh.

and food.

Yum.

Tia Maria flavoured squirty cream....my flavourite....

I'm not going to say a word about sausages. I am now going to get myself out of the gutter, degenerate that I am.

Well, I will!

Oh, ok, ffffor ffffive minutes!

;\

The native language of Swill. It is obvious that jck is not the only one fluent in this dialect.

Do you guys realize that you have at least 3 running threads full of innuendo, double-entendres, nuance and overt sexual overtures? I'm so proud of you all ;)

I'd like to thank the fans... ;)

If you're really into the whipped cream, you've got to try it with maple syrup; a Canadian delicacy. Don't let anyone, like Mambo, try to foist that cheap Vermont stuff off on you.
If there's any champers left over from the navel sipping, it makes for passable Mimosas. Orange juice is a source of vitamin C; got to keep your strength up for the finale.

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

- because I'm laughing so hard!

Loved the Swillhilli bit, and yes, Dawg, I will keeping the vitamin intake to a decent level.

(was determined not to say keep the vitamins UP!)

Grief, how'm I gonna cope the next 2 weeks! Is there such a thing as Gigglers Anonymous?? :^)

Home time here, guys, gotta go. don't work too hard (asif)

GG
x

Just when we're getting on a roll, you drop out. Over here we'd call you a tease. LOL ;\

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

Dawg, keep the lint out of your teeth. Of course, if you need to floss, you'll just need to go a little farther south >:)

she's hasn't been given the chance to chicken out of going through with it...hahaha ]:)

Of course I have connections at home.....but I don't have a connection on the boat! That's the problem!!! Could take the lappie (and all its gadgets, it's always ready to roll!)

BUT

No hotspots, no internet cafes, no wi fi, no bluetooth, aaarrgh! Withdrawal symptoms are gonna be rife!

and jck is right - I'm not a tease.

I fulfill all my commitments.

Honestly.

]:)

sail on over...I have a 5550 Watt generator and a 2.4Ghz P4 laptop ... and 15 gallons of petrol to run the generator on...about 25 hours worth.

got no power? I got it on wheels :)

so, just get the champagne and the love-cuffs out ready!!! :^O

that was not part of the agreement...

I specified no restraints...hehehe

btw...you wouldn't want my hands put out of action...I'm a musical person and my hands are one of my 5 best qualities... ;)

long time!

May the wind be at your back (when your not on it of course) and the sun shime your trip through!

over a hundred tall ships? Now I am not as impressed when we get a dozen here! But then again, we are on a river, after navigating the great lakes so not quite as accesable.

You going to be taking lots of pics for us? Get some of the boat too! ]:)

name the other four, then!!!

;)

GG

and yes, intend taking loadsa photos. Have a wonderful little (cute) (like me!!!) (guide dog now furious!) camera, with half gig SD card, capable of taking 557 photos without having to download. Hmm. Should I invest in a larger one, I wonder.....

(Link to the TS website on the blog, btw)

And yes, photos will be of BOATS!!! Maturity has made me somewhat camera shy....

Off to Feebs this pm, to take some "before" photos, as all the building work is now done, but none of the practical bits have been replaced yet. Stayed at home this am to sort all the new bits and pieces which have been waiting to be put on the boat for the past 3 years.

(Don't ask. You wouldn't like to see me when I'm angry. Short (but perfectly formed!) version of the hulk. Only in a violet/red shade, not green. So I was told on Friday, when he tried to sell my car out from under me....oh, lets not go there, the blood is warming up again.....)

dammit. was going to leave you a love emoticon, but I can't remember how to form it, and my printed list is at work....

numerous edits ensue, then...

Stay safe, and keep away from Emily - she's not your type at all, jck!!

GG

:x(

than to be in the middle of hot monkey love and then call me by the WRONG name?

Gadget, you hurt me.... :_|

I feel like this line was directed to me, personally. For the first time in a while, I participated in an organized team sport a couple of days ago, and now I'm as sore as a New Orleans wh0re after Mardi Gras, only all over.

It sucks getting old. I run maybe twice a week, but I guess it's not enough. I gotta join the Marines for the fitness benefits of boot camp.

I'm glad this thought fits into the "Common Sense" discussion. I would hate to go off topic elsewhere :).

GG's just striving for efficiency in her posts while on vacation by catching up with jck at the same time she was addressing you.

It's kinda like when my wife and I are gettin' busy and she hears one of the kids get out of bed to go to the bathroom and she yells "MAKE SURE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS WHEN YOU'RE DONE IN THERE"

On 2nd thought, maybe she is talking to me when she says that!! ;)

However, it's nice to know when a woman is talking to another guy that she's thinking about me!!! ]:) (there's a first time for everything!)

p.s.- I'm glad she's not your wife...then I'd feel bad...I don't want married women pining for me.

1. my hands
2. my brain
3. my sense of humour
4. the fact I brew beer
5. that I can leap tall buildings in a single bound!!!

hahahaha...er...if you want the real list, email me ;)

at least it was ME having the hot monkey love no matter WHO she was dreaming I really was.

Now I don't feel bad about pretending she was Jennifer Love Hueit! ]:)

a bit flakey for me tho.

someone more my speed is Natalie Portman...even though she is a vegetarian...I could get past that.

But...NeilB guessed (somewhere else) who really catches my eye...and I hear she even likes Guinness...God, what a woman.