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The thing that always seems most dangerous and stupid to me is those folks on a multilane highway who are out of position as their exit apporaches and dive across 3 or 4 lanes of traffic to make their exit. One day on my way to work on the DC Beltway, a lady in a mini-van was in this position since traffic was too thick for her to slide across three lanes of traffic her choice was not to go onto the next exit but.....to stop in the third lane to wait for an opening. For those of you who commute on the DC Beltway, you know how life threatening this would be.

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by mjd420nova

Then there's the idiot who drives right to the end of the on-ramp and stops, wating for traffic to clear and then zooms all the way to the left lane. Seems none of the states drivers manual teachs the difference between YEILD and MERGE. Just when you think they'd figure it out, they zoom out of the yeild lane and you have to panic stop to keep from hitting them. I'd like to have a siren to scare the crap out of them. I honked at one idiot and he flipped me off, when I got along side of him, I asked him if that was his age or IQ. I would have added SAT score but he obviosly wouldn't know what that was.

by markvallaster

I've always thought that a cop should have the ability to give someone a ticket for doing something dumb. there's lots of driving I see out there that while technically legal -- is just dumb and unsafe.

by cobrakai_87

They can and I've seen it done (I was the passenger). It's called reckless driving. It's one of the reasons that when I get onto the highway, I'm already doing 10 over the speed limit so I can pick my place to merge.

by jdclyde

your suppose to come to a stop at the end of the ramp and wait for a completely clear lane to start to pull into.

I drive at least two hours a day, and you would not believe how many times I will see that! X-(

Like they say, never a cop around when you need one! Now let ME do one little thing even questionable...... :(

by croeiii

If traffic is moving at 60 mph and I have to merge with traffic from a dead stop and my vehicle accelerates from 0-60 in 10 seconds, I would have to wait for a gap in traffic about 530 ft. long. Not going to happen where I'm at during rush hour. I'll speed up and pick my gap.

by jdclyde

I was making fun of the people I see doing that, not saying I REALLY do that or recommend anyone else do it, EVER.

by maecuff

nuts. My mother does that. I try to tell her that driving is not for the timid..

by croeiii

Re-did the math......it's actually closer to 900 ft. It's Sat. morning what can I say.

by prozacius

It happens all the time - too many folks playing "Frogger," I guess. I'm sure many will miss the intended humor in a number of these posts - they usually don't look for it, for some reason, or they don't recognize the "tone of voice" in the printed word.

"Parabolic" is used here to describe the arc taken by the car stopped at the end of the on-ramp when it is struck by the overtaking vehicle (whether traveling on the highway or coming up the ramp behind them.

by nicknielsen

Driving out to Myrtle Beach today, doing 80. I never even got a chance to check for clearance on the truck [b]I[/b] just passed before I was passed on the right by Mississippi plates going so fast I had to double-check the speedo to make sure I wasn't down to 30. :0

10 miles later, he was pulled over in a single-lane construction zone with the complete attention of 2 (TWO!) highway patrolmen. B-)

by maecuff

Except it was a little old lady who realized she was passing her exit. She stopped in the far left lane, TURNED her car to face the exit, and cut across two lanes of traffic. Cars were flying everywhere to dive out of her way. I was far enough back to miss the close up fun. I'm amazed no accident resulted.

by trav62

And not just on the freeway. I experience most of it on regular city streets; people in the left lane wanting to turn right onto a crossroad or into a business just STOP and wait to cut accross the right lane.

by bhurlbt

After you read these comments, take a look at the September 16th Tech Republic article about the Terrafugia's "fly and fold" personal aircraft. Then think about these people commuting as ?pilots?.

by markcamp

The California Department of Transportation (CalTrans) calls "on-ramps" accelerator ramps for a reason ... thats how they are supposed to be used.

I drive around with two tons of water most days and cannot speed up or slow down very quickly. You are going to encounter me in the slow lane as you merge.

The appropriate procedure is to SPEED UP into the gap one has identified. There is no speed limit on a accelerator ramp in California. If someone forces traffic to slow down, they are forcing the other drivers to GO BACKWARDS in traffic. Not a safe practice.

Most California freeways and highways have 8 foot shoulders that can be used as an emergency lane during a merge if one is blocked.

Sorry about sticking to California, but this location is what I am familiar with.

by croeiii

I wasn't bagging on you personally, just anyone who thinks they have to stop on an entrance ramp instead of merging with traffic. I've looked over my shoulder to check traffic only to turn back around and see that the person in front of me has come to a complete stop when they could have gotten on. Probably would have been my fault if I had hit em too.

by problemsolversolutionseeker

I T-boned a guy that decided to take a left turn from the right lane on a 5 lane one way street. Came over the hill, and, uh, there he was.
The look on his face just before I hit him was priceless.
Lucky for him I was only going 40 mph.

Get this - he fled the scene after he gave me his name and address. Talk about a live one. As soon as I told the cop the story, he said CDL, meaning the guy would lose his trucking license if he got an accident on his record. I had to threaten him with jail before he admitted what he had done.
Of course, I won't mention that he turning into some mental hospital, and that he was driving his uncle's car.

by problemsolversolutionseeker

I T-boned a guy that decided to take a left turn from the right lane on a 5 lane one way street. Came over the hill, and, uh, there he was.
The look on his face just before I hit him was priceless.
Lucky for him I was only going 40 mph.

Get this - he fled the scene after he gave me his name and address. Talk about a live one. As soon as I told the cop the story, he said CDL, meaning the guy would lose his trucking license if he got an accident on his record. I had to threaten him with jail before he admitted what he had done.
Of course, I won't mention that he turning into some mental hospital, and that he was driving his uncle's car.

by ontheropes

I just had a serious incident of deja vu.

Out of curiosity, what lane were you in when you T-boned him?

by gsg

We have a terribly undersized cloverleaf that I have to hit (literally) every day. I don't dart across lanes of traffic, but I admit that I mentally gird my loins, and pray myself onto that cloverleaf. The local nickname truly is "The Cloverleaf of Death".

by eacote55

I saw the post heading, I had to read and reply. It's one thing if it's the totally clueless, you hope to meet them only a couple times in your life, but what about the totally rude who constantly cut you off so they can get in front of one more car? Getting off Super-7 in Brookfield, CT, it's a two line highway that becomes a two lane exit, left turn lane, right turn lane AND THEY ARE MARKED, majority of traffic turns right. There are the same bastards every day going as far up the left exit lane before they cut in front of someone. I am so wanting to store rotten eggs in my car so I can show them how obnoxious they are!

by maxwell edison

Last winter, I was driving in the left lane of a four-lane highway going exactly the 55 mph speed limit, even though everyone around me was going at least 70, when I realized that my exit was rapidly approaching. I did signal before I changed lanes, so I don't know what all the fuss and honking was all about, and I about spilled coffee all over myself when I had to swerve to avoid hitting some inconsiderate driver who wouldn't slow down to let me in. I was talking to my mother on my cell phone at the time, and she agreed with me; she couldn't believe how rude some people are! I mean really, it had just snowed, and I know for sure those people could clearly see that my window was all covered up, and I was having a hard time seeing the approaching traffic through that little opening I cleared from my back window. Geesh! Some people!

I barely made it across the highway avoiding all those lunatic drivers when I realized ..... that was the wrong exit! It wasn't my fault, though, because the two on the exit sign really did look like a five when viewed through a windshield that was covered with frost on the inside. Hey, I took the car to get the defroster fixed, but the guy wanted two hundred bucks to fix it! No way, that's highway robbery. Besides, if I place the hot coffee cup on the dashboard in just the right place, the steam will easily defrost enough of the window for me to see where I'm going. I needed a place to set the coffee anyway, because I can't talk on the cell phone, drink my coffee AND eat my breakfast bagel at the same time. I only have two hands, you know.

Anyway, I made it back onto the highway just in the nick of time. And I'm sure that the trucker who was apparently trying to get off on that same exit would thank me later, because it was probably the wrong exit for him as well. I finally did make it to the correct exit, even though it was obvious everybody on the highway was having a bad day. I was lucky to get off that road alive!

And wouldn't you know it? Just before I got home I got pulled over by a cop, and he gave me a ticket for not wearing my seat belt. I don't think I deserved that, do you?

by nicknielsen

You could have been in the South! I see enough of that every morning, whether I'm in Columbia, Myrtle Beach, or Augusta.

I'm firmly convinced that almost every driver engages a mental "lobotomize" switch the moment the engine starts. Nothing else can explain why otherwise intelligent people stop at Yield signs, yield (maybe!) at Stop signs, and are utterly incapable of useing turn signals.

BTW, any bets on at least one poster missing the [sarcasm]?

by ontheropes

It could be that everyone thinks they're already driving pro's. They seem to think (?) that little things like turn signals are only for beginners and that obeying simple traffic signs and laws only show that the driver is a noob who hasn't learned all of the "tricks" yet.

by ontheropes

I'll bet you didn't get a chance to tell the cop the rest of your tale because he would've likely just have let you go with a warning. After all, whose life was at risk?

by techexec2

Ticky tack. Rinky dink. Waste of time.

Aren't there enough rapists, murderers, and thieves to catch? Why pick on a PATRIOT who is just trying to get home on a bad weather day!

:-)

by nicknielsen

that most people's driving reflects their self-concept and courtesy to other people.

I'm important, you don't matter.

by ontheropes

Self-importance issue... Courtesy...

Whodathunkit!?!

'Samazin' Nick. [b]That[/b] could be it!! :0

by ontheropes

2nd of 4 on a oneway 5 lane? ?:|

That must have been some hill if you couldn't see the guy further than 180 ft or so with no room to manuever. Good thing no one got hurt, it's lucky he didn't do a faceplant in the drivers door window or wrench his neck. Must be you had soft airbags too.

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