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by mjd420nova
by cobrakai_87
by jdclyde
your suppose to come to a stop at the end of the ramp and wait for a completely clear lane to start to pull into.
I drive at least two hours a day, and you would not believe how many times I will see that! X-(
Like they say, never a cop around when you need one! Now let ME do one little thing even questionable...... :(
by croeiii
by jdclyde
by maecuff
by croeiii
by prozacius
It happens all the time - too many folks playing "Frogger," I guess. I'm sure many will miss the intended humor in a number of these posts - they usually don't look for it, for some reason, or they don't recognize the "tone of voice" in the printed word.
"Parabolic" is used here to describe the arc taken by the car stopped at the end of the on-ramp when it is struck by the overtaking vehicle (whether traveling on the highway or coming up the ramp behind them.
by nicknielsen
Driving out to Myrtle Beach today, doing 80. I never even got a chance to check for clearance on the truck [b]I[/b] just passed before I was passed on the right by Mississippi plates going so fast I had to double-check the speedo to make sure I wasn't down to 30. :0
10 miles later, he was pulled over in a single-lane construction zone with the complete attention of 2 (TWO!) highway patrolmen. B-)
by ontheropes
by maecuff
by trav62
by bhurlbt
by markcamp
The California Department of Transportation (CalTrans) calls "on-ramps" accelerator ramps for a reason ... thats how they are supposed to be used.
I drive around with two tons of water most days and cannot speed up or slow down very quickly. You are going to encounter me in the slow lane as you merge.
The appropriate procedure is to SPEED UP into the gap one has identified. There is no speed limit on a accelerator ramp in California. If someone forces traffic to slow down, they are forcing the other drivers to GO BACKWARDS in traffic. Not a safe practice.
Most California freeways and highways have 8 foot shoulders that can be used as an emergency lane during a merge if one is blocked.
Sorry about sticking to California, but this location is what I am familiar with.
by croeiii
by problemsolversolutionseeker
I T-boned a guy that decided to take a left turn from the right lane on a 5 lane one way street. Came over the hill, and, uh, there he was.
The look on his face just before I hit him was priceless.
Lucky for him I was only going 40 mph.
Get this - he fled the scene after he gave me his name and address. Talk about a live one. As soon as I told the cop the story, he said CDL, meaning the guy would lose his trucking license if he got an accident on his record. I had to threaten him with jail before he admitted what he had done.
Of course, I won't mention that he turning into some mental hospital, and that he was driving his uncle's car.
by problemsolversolutionseeker
I T-boned a guy that decided to take a left turn from the right lane on a 5 lane one way street. Came over the hill, and, uh, there he was.
The look on his face just before I hit him was priceless.
Lucky for him I was only going 40 mph.
Get this - he fled the scene after he gave me his name and address. Talk about a live one. As soon as I told the cop the story, he said CDL, meaning the guy would lose his trucking license if he got an accident on his record. I had to threaten him with jail before he admitted what he had done.
Of course, I won't mention that he turning into some mental hospital, and that he was driving his uncle's car.
by ontheropes
I just had a serious incident of deja vu.
Out of curiosity, what lane were you in when you T-boned him?
by problemsolversolutionseeker
by gsg
by eacote55
Last winter, I was driving in the left lane of a four-lane highway going exactly the 55 mph speed limit, even though everyone around me was going at least 70, when I realized that my exit was rapidly approaching. I did signal before I changed lanes, so I don't know what all the fuss and honking was all about, and I about spilled coffee all over myself when I had to swerve to avoid hitting some inconsiderate driver who wouldn't slow down to let me in. I was talking to my mother on my cell phone at the time, and she agreed with me; she couldn't believe how rude some people are! I mean really, it had just snowed, and I know for sure those people could clearly see that my window was all covered up, and I was having a hard time seeing the approaching traffic through that little opening I cleared from my back window. Geesh! Some people!
I barely made it across the highway avoiding all those lunatic drivers when I realized ..... that was the wrong exit! It wasn't my fault, though, because the two on the exit sign really did look like a five when viewed through a windshield that was covered with frost on the inside. Hey, I took the car to get the defroster fixed, but the guy wanted two hundred bucks to fix it! No way, that's highway robbery. Besides, if I place the hot coffee cup on the dashboard in just the right place, the steam will easily defrost enough of the window for me to see where I'm going. I needed a place to set the coffee anyway, because I can't talk on the cell phone, drink my coffee AND eat my breakfast bagel at the same time. I only have two hands, you know.
Anyway, I made it back onto the highway just in the nick of time. And I'm sure that the trucker who was apparently trying to get off on that same exit would thank me later, because it was probably the wrong exit for him as well. I finally did make it to the correct exit, even though it was obvious everybody on the highway was having a bad day. I was lucky to get off that road alive!
And wouldn't you know it? Just before I got home I got pulled over by a cop, and he gave me a ticket for not wearing my seat belt. I don't think I deserved that, do you?
by nicknielsen
You could have been in the South! I see enough of that every morning, whether I'm in Columbia, Myrtle Beach, or Augusta.
I'm firmly convinced that almost every driver engages a mental "lobotomize" switch the moment the engine starts. Nothing else can explain why otherwise intelligent people stop at Yield signs, yield (maybe!) at Stop signs, and are utterly incapable of useing turn signals.
BTW, any bets on at least one poster missing the [sarcasm]?
by ontheropes
Please ignore my reply to Max below. :|
Just kidding.
by ontheropes
by ontheropes
by techexec2
Ticky tack. Rinky dink. Waste of time.
Aren't there enough rapists, murderers, and thieves to catch? Why pick on a PATRIOT who is just trying to get home on a bad weather day!
:-)
by ontheropes
by nicknielsen
by nicknielsen
that most people's driving reflects their self-concept and courtesy to other people.
I'm important, you don't matter.
by ontheropes
Self-importance issue... Courtesy...
Whodathunkit!?!
'Samazin' Nick. [b]That[/b] could be it!! :0
by techexec2
by ontheropes
2nd of 4 on a oneway 5 lane? ?:|
That must have been some hill if you couldn't see the guy further than 180 ft or so with no room to manuever. Good thing no one got hurt, it's lucky he didn't do a faceplant in the drivers door window or wrench his neck. Must be you had soft airbags too.
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