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early friday funny

By Jaqui ·
sorry I just couldn't resist.


This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck,
hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by
the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your
hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work;
wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask
for Daisy, I'll be waiting...


Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

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Shame

by Black Panther In reply to early friday funny

Shame.... she sounded alright! :)

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Thats what I call good marketing

by ahar In reply to early friday funny

Things are not always what they seem to be.
- This one is a goodie :-)

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oh yeah, but

by Jaqui In reply to Thats what I call good ma ...

the 15,000 guys that didn't pay attention. that's the real kicker.

kind of makes the phishers understandable in a way.
15,00 from one city.. how many from the 'net?
lots of money for the scum to scam.

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That' the way business runs today

by ahar In reply to oh yeah, but

I believe it's more than phishers. It's the normal way business runs. The product and its quality is less important today, all that counts is the image.
And those who got the product do not try to complain 'cause they fear to be excluded from the 'cool ones'

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They shoulda had a clue!!!

by Jessie In reply to early friday funny

I've NEVER met a black female who wanted to go riding in a pickup truck, hunting, camping, or fishing. My mil likes to fish... but she's not much into that whole "nature" thing. She uses gloves and a pair of scissors to split a worm to bait her hook. And Heaven forbid she should CATCH anything!!!

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oh, yeah, that's why it's funny

by Jaqui In reply to They shoulda had a clue!! ...

that's what I mean.
very few women are that much into fishing.
or pickup's


and wearing only what nature gave me?!?!
get real, even the nymphomaniacs I've dated ( and the one I married ) won't meet you at the door in b-day suit.

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They won't?

by Jessie In reply to oh, yeah, that's why it's ...

... meet you at the door in b-day suit? Not an everyday thing... but whenever either of us gets an opportunity, hubby and I have been known to come to the door wearing nothing but a smile, of course, only when we know it's one of us AT the door :) Guess maybe we're weirder than I originally thought.

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No everybody

by Tony Hopkinson In reply to They won't?

you find camping near your house with a pair of binnoculars 'bird watching' will be weird.

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