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    early friday funny

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    by jaqui ·

    sorry I just couldn’t resist.

    This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
    It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity
    unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.
    I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck,
    hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by
    the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your
    hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work;
    wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask
    for Daisy, I’ll be waiting…

    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
    Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

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    • #3351232

      Shame

      by black panther ·

      In reply to early friday funny

      Shame…. she sounded alright! 🙂

    • #3351211

      Thats what I call good marketing

      by ahar ·

      In reply to early friday funny

      Things are not always what they seem to be.
      – This one is a goodie 🙂

      • #3351208

        oh yeah, but

        by jaqui ·

        In reply to Thats what I call good marketing

        the 15,000 guys that didn’t pay attention. that’s the real kicker.

        kind of makes the phishers understandable in a way.
        15,00 from one city.. how many from the ‘net?
        lots of money for the scum to scam.

        • #3351196

          That’ the way business runs today

          by ahar ·

          In reply to oh yeah, but

          I believe it’s more than phishers. It’s the normal way business runs. The product and its quality is less important today, all that counts is the image.
          And those who got the product do not try to complain ’cause they fear to be excluded from the ‘cool ones’

    • #3349974

      They shoulda had a clue!!!

      by jessie ·

      In reply to early friday funny

      I’ve NEVER met a black female who wanted to go riding in a pickup truck, hunting, camping, or fishing. My mil likes to fish… but she’s not much into that whole “nature” thing. She uses gloves and a pair of scissors to split a worm to bait her hook. And Heaven forbid she should CATCH anything!!!

      • #3349950

        oh, yeah, that’s why it’s funny

        by jaqui ·

        In reply to They shoulda had a clue!!!

        that’s what I mean.
        very few women are that much into fishing.
        or pickup’s

        and wearing only what nature gave me?!?!
        get real, even the nymphomaniacs I’ve dated ( and the one I married ) won’t meet you at the door in b-day suit.

        • #3349802

          They won’t?

          by jessie ·

          In reply to oh, yeah, that’s why it’s funny

          … meet you at the door in b-day suit? Not an everyday thing… but whenever either of us gets an opportunity, hubby and I have been known to come to the door wearing nothing but a smile, of course, only when we know it’s one of us AT the door 🙂 Guess maybe we’re weirder than I originally thought. :p

        • #3351078

          No everybody

          by tony hopkinson ·

          In reply to They won’t?

          you find camping near your house with a pair of binnoculars ‘bird watching’ will be weird.

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