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Early Friday Yuk !

By jardinier ·
Sorry to steal your thunder Oz, but I just couldn't keep this one to myself for another day:

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
Costello: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
Abbott: Mac?
Costello: No, the name's Lou.
Abbott: Your computer?
Costello: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
Abbott: Mac?
Costello: I told you, my name's Lou.
Abbott: What about Windows?
Costello: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
Abbott: Do you want a computer with windows?
Costello: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
Abbott: Wallpaper.
Costello: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
Abbott: Software for windows?
Costello: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
Abbott: Office.
Costello: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
Abbott: I just did.
Costello: You just did what?
Abbott: Recommend something.
Costello: You recommended something?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: For my office?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
Abbott: Office.
Costello: Yes, for my office!
Abbott: I recommend office with windows.
Costello: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, lets just say, I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do
I need?
Abbott: Word.
Costello: What word?
Abbott: Word in Office.
Costello: The only word in office is office.
Abbott: The Word in Office for Windows.
Costello: Which word in office for windows?
Abbott: The Word you get when you click the blue "W."
Costello: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
Abbott: Yes, you want Real One.
Costello: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
Abbott: Real One.
Costello: If its a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
Abbott: Of course.
Costello: Great, with what?
Abbott: Real One.
Costello: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
Abbott: You click the blue "1."
Costello: I click the blue one what?
Abbott: The blue "1."
Costello: Is that different from the blue w?
Abbott: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word.
Costello: What word?
Abbott: The Word in Office for Windows.
Costello: But there's three words in "office for windows"!
Abbott: No, just one. but its the most popular Word in the world.
Costello: It is?
Abbott: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
Costello: And that word is real one?
Abbott: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even Part of Office.
Costello: Stop! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping you have anything I can track my money with?
Abbott: Money.
Costello: That's right. What do you have?
Abbott: Money.
Costello: I need money to track my money?
Abbott: It comes bundled with your computer.
Costello: What's bundled to my computer?
Abbott: Money.
Costello: Money comes with my computer?
Abbott: Yes. No extra charge.
Costello: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
Abbott: One copy.
Costello: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
Abbott: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
Costello: They can give you a license to copy money?
Abbott: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (LATER)
Costello: How do I turn my computer off??
Abbott: Click on "START"

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I can see

by Don_C In reply to Early Friday Yuk !

That happening as funning as that is. Its not so funning I have met people like that I'm sorry to say. and the bald spot get's bigger

Two thumbs up

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No problem Julian!

by Oz_Media In reply to Early Friday Yuk !

I started the Friday Yuk thing just to add some color and see what others had to offer.

Feel free to post all the humor you like without feeling like you're stealing my thunder, you know I will ALWAYS enjoy some fun instead of monotony.

You better have another one ready Friday though!

Cheers mate,

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Jules Some might not understand the political implications

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Early Friday Yuk !

But I love it and have seen things like this all too often.

For those here that are not Aussies a Peter Costello is the current Treasurer and Prime Minister in waiting when the current one either retires orr gets dumped and Tony Abbot will be the next treasurer when Costello becomes Prime Minister or at the very least leader of the Liberal Party.

But OZ is right you'll have to have something else ready for next Friday.


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