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Friday Yuk

By rob mekel ·
Wel it isn't much of a yuk but still,

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says: I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies: I'm sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said: I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies: Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied: How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says: Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND ALL. :)

Rob

I hope the weekend won't be yuk but full of laughter. :)

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Terrific

by stargazerr In reply to Friday Yuk

Both of us thought of it at the same time ...

http://techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=8&threadID=193607&start=0

]:)

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yeb

by rob mekel In reply to Terrific

have a great weekend!

rob

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SG Please Refer to

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Terrific
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<snigger>

by stargazerr In reply to SG Please Refer to

Col, That was hilarious ... Now the topic for debate is, shall I give my blonde friends the privelage of this joke?

~Mutters: How true .. Why didnt I think of that?~

]:)

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SG

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to <snigger>

I'm surprised that you missed that one you must be getting slower in your Old Age.

Or are all those Poms around you have an adverse affect on you? If you like I can always open and air lock and have a lot of them sucked out into the middle of the English Channel to lighten the load on you. :^0

Col ]:)

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Ooh Ooh

by stargazerr In reply to SG

Excellent Idea Col. :^0

Old Age? Me? Naah .. Why I will turn only "Forbidden Information" this July.

]:)

~Or wait! Was that October?~

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Well provided SG

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Ooh Ooh

That you make a promise now To Grow Old DISGRACEFULLY you'll be OK with me.

Col ]:)

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chocolate

by baby.linux In reply to Friday Yuk

# /usr/bin/fortune
I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter!

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I Agree

by stargazerr In reply to chocolate

Whole heartedly ... You must be a mind reader ... I stopped eating chocolate today .. :^0

<nips behind couch and pulls another chocolate bar out of her pocket>

]:)

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Chocolate is healthy!

by TonytheTiger In reply to chocolate

it comes from cocoa
cocoa is a bean
beans are vegetables!

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