Friday Yuk

That was hilarious.... will someone get that little bone out of my throat please .....

Oh wait, I am a vegetarian .... :p

]:)

~Mutters: I think that was a bad joke~

Saying things like "get that little bone out of my throat" when [b]Dawg[/b] is around?

Are you sure you want to say that?!

Really??!!

oh, it's ok, no Mambo on the skyline - just yet

:D :p

]:)

by inertman9 Mar 11, 2006

vegetaians make good food!

the red glow is hidden in the pitch darkness that still drapes the west.

Erm GG .... You will keep quiet about this, wont you?? I cant believe how I made such a mistake. I cant even go and edit my post since you have posted an answer to it .... How?? How?? How could I have said something like that .... ?? :(

~mutter mutter ... How did I fail to recognise that little DE... grumble grumble~ :p

]:)

better a "little" bone than a big one. ]:)

If we are talking about the throat .... maybe you are right ... Otherwise ... I beg to differ ... :p

]:)

and i leave it at that ]:)

SG can have whatever size of bones she prefers.....

She and I don't discriminate.

Well, [i]she[/i]doesn't

]:)

it is YOUR "little" bone? :O

[b][i]bone[/i][/b] in your throat isn't it??? ;) :^O

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

I must ask, how do YOU know if it is hard or not? Tried it recently? :O

stuck in the throat.

and eeeewwww you would use a cow's thigh bone for THAT?!?!?! ]:)

girth and skill at application also count. ]:)

Give the guy a ...........banana!!

]:)

Apologies for the Fridayitis, it's been one helluva week in my business suit....

and a joke short!

if you kindly gaze your orbs at the "hot" list, you will see the REAL YUK is now second! :P

but as far as I can remember ... isnt it suppossed to be a [b]Friday[/b] yuk ??

Forgive me ... I am a traditional person :p

]:)

SG.

Seriously.

Honestly.

Where is your brain today????

I think it's about time you went home, my girl, before you stick your foot in it right up to your eyeballs.....:p

]:)

you were a modern girl! Silly me! :P

Does that mean we start at the top and work our way down or would you prefer we start at the bottom ;) and work our way up. Please note; I didn't say anything as regards back or front but feel free to include that in your reply.

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:) B-)

Sorry guy but it's just lying there and someone was bound to notice. You abandoning Mark for Jaqui now??? :^O ;)

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

and they can even call mine little if they want, provided it is still the one doing the choking! ]:) (my favorite sound in all the world....)

Besides, all I ever did was point out that MARK like sheep, not question the size of his unit. ;\

(he was the one to call someone his "lamb" to start the sheep thing. So it was actually a pedaphile beastiallity! :O )

I LIKE it when she sticks stuff places! ]:)

Surely that would be your job .... :O

he's obviously forgotten!!!

Grief, I'm giggling so much I'm crying, here!

"I like to watch"........

by bubba69 Mar 10, 2006

OK, My first post so be gentle...

What's the difference between a group of pigmies running through the woods and a group of Girl Scouts running through the woods?

One's a group of cunning little runts...

but I am TERRIBLY offended. I have a girl scout troup. I have TWIN daughters who are in girl scouts and you have completely tarnished the girl scout tradition.

I am appalled.

by dawgit Mar 11, 2006

now, was that serious? or were you just picking on him? I'm real proud of the little girl scouts, where else can you get over priced, year-old cookies, delivered at that?

by Member 25348569 Mar 12, 2006

I AM a Girl Scout

Well, I attend their meetings

Well, I'd like to but they won't let me

Is it the mustache that gives me away?

when it comes to keyboarding, I am making an assumption, especially if the [b]bone[/b] in the throat, in question happens to be [b]mine[/b], bone that is, not throat. As you can see, there wouldn't be any likelihood of me trying that at any time, never mind recently. ;\

An old joke:
A guy stumbles into a bar after a long day and orders 3 - 4 drinks for himself. It isn't until he's on his second that he realizes he has unwittingly entered a gay bar but he is so tired he doesn't give a damn.

After a while a couple of queens come over and start talking to him. The conversation is a bit strained at first but the guy eventually relaxes when he figures out they aren't really trying to hit on him. Then one of the gays makes a surprising statement and asks a question.

"You realize you're in a gay bar but I'll bet you didn't know most of us gays have a name for our tools. I for instance call mine Maxwell House because it's "Good to the very last drop". My pal hear calls his KFC because it's "Finger lickin' good". Now do you straight guy's have names for your tools and if so what do you call yours???"

The guy pauses for a moment and then replys, "Yeah some of us do name their tools. Mine is called Secret.!!!!"

"Ooooooh and why would you call it that???"

The guy answers, "Well you know how it goes, 'Stong enough for a man but made for a woman' "

Enough said??? All I was doing was pointing out that you replied to the wrong post or at least I thought you did. Now you're confusing me. I've just been wondering how Jaqui is perceiving all this and how Mark feels about you playing the field, so to speak. I'll bet Jaqui was a bit surprised and is probably now standing with his back to the wall and has big round eyes. ROTFLMAO :D

Ah, grasshopper, you do tend to walk into these things, don't you??? May I be so bold, as to refer you to the Three Bulls Joke??? :^O B-)

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

I [b]think[/b] I know you replied to the wrong post but can I be absolutely certain??? I wonder what Jaqui is thinking, right now??? I'll just bet he's surprised.

BTW Mark goes after female lambs. Nothing queer about ol' Mark now, is there???

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

"Me thinks he doth protest too much." :D

Now get that bone out of your thought and start typing again! :O

[b]my[/b] typist is of the feminine persuasion. Anybody for some tuna sushi??? B-)

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

by oz_media Mar 10, 2006

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

where's the one for women? ]:)

by jardinier Mar 11, 2006

Your arithmetic is wrong. It should add up to three score years and ten.

But you can manage 80 if you try really hard.

Psalm 90:10 The years of our life are threescore and ten, or even by reason of strength fourscore; yet their span is but toil and trouble; they are soon gone, and we fly away.

by dawgit Mar 11, 2006

now that's kind of funny. I skiped the fourty working in the sun and went to barking part. It's more fun. :-)

when I think of a 'bone down the throat' is The Fixx. God..One day I will Escape the Eighties..

The deception with tact, just what are you trying to say?
You've got a blank face, which irritates
Communicate, pull out your party piece
You see dimensions in two
State your case with black or white
But when one little cross leads to shots, grit your teeth
You run for cover so discreet, why don't they:

Do what they say, say what you mean
One thing leads to another
You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long
But then one thing leads to another.

The impression that you sell
Passes in and out like a scent
But the long face that you see comes from living close
To your fears
If this is up then I'm up but you're running out of sight
You've seen your name on the walls
And when one little bump leads to shock miss a beat
You run for cover and there's heat, why don't they:

Do what they say, say what they mean
One thing leads to another
You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long
But then one thing leads to another
One thing leads to another

Then it's easy to believe
Somebody's been lying to me
But when the wrong word goes in the right ear
I know you've been lying to me
It's getting rough, off the cuff I've got to say enough's enough

Bigger the harder he falls
But when the wrong antidote is like a bone in the throat
You run for cover in the heat why don't they

Do what they say, say what they mean
One thing leads to another
You tell me something wrong, I know I listen too long
But then one thing leads to another
One thing leads to another (Repeat)

even about the throat... it has it's merits..