General discussion


Friday Yuk

By neilb@uk ·
Sterotypes today. Let's see who get offended!

Paddy and Murphy are walking down by the river, when they see a fisherman walking home with a really big trout.

"Excuse me there sir" asked Murphy, "how did you go about catching that fine trout?"

"Well" said the fisherman, "I was leaning over the bridge, and when he swam past I grabbed him so I did".

"Right Paddy" said Murphy, "You hold my feet and dangle me over the bridge, and when a trout swims past, I'll grab him so I will".

So Paddy holds Murphy's feet as he hangs over the bridge and waits for a trout to swim past.

20 minutes go by.

Suddenly Murphy shouts "Paddy, Paddy, pull me up quick!!"

"Have you got a trout?" asks Paddy.

"No" says Murphy, "there's a f***ing train coming!!!"

This conversation is currently closed to new comments.

Thread display: Collapse - | Expand +

All Comments

Collapse -

History Repeats itself

by stargazerr In reply to Friday Yuk
Collapse -

Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!

by neilb@uk In reply to History Repeats itself

Check the date of the first post on that thread and the date of the first post on mine! I accept no counterfeit Thursday Yuks masquerading as real Yuks!

And I was busy so haven't really been watching...

Oh I'm so ashamed... :_| :_| :_|

Collapse -


by jdclyde In reply to Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!

It isn't his fault that everyone ignores him! B-)

Collapse -

Ignore who?

by Mickster269 In reply to LEAVE HIM ALONE GAZER!

Who are you talking about, jdclyde?

Collapse -


by jdclyde In reply to Ignore who?

I can't remember. ;\

His name was just on the tip of my tongue but I just can't place it. Must not have been too important...

Collapse -

Maybe he just likes his own personal YUK thread?

by Mickster269 In reply to History Repeats itself

Now you've gone and hurt his feelings.

Collapse -

What;s it doing in 'Network Administration'?

by neilb@uk In reply to History Repeats itself

When I'm busy, I've only got time for Miscellaneous

Collapse -

I have already reprimanded him

by stargazerr In reply to What;s it doing in 'Netwo ...

But he didnt really take notice (Do, I sound like underage?? Blech .... <brushes clothes off vigorously and walks off with nose in the air> )


Collapse -

All that Meat and No Potato's

by DugaDugDug In reply to Friday Yuk

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."

He tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have."

The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby."

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"

Collapse -

The Scary Tattoo...(remember, it's just a joke)

by GaijinIT In reply to All that Meat and No Pota ...

'Anything for a shock' former basketball great Dennis Rodman talked a beautiful young lady into joining him in his hotel suite for a 'bit of fun'.

When Dennis started disrobing, the young lady mentioned that he had a lot of tattoos.
He replied, "Yeah, some of them are even paid for by sponsors."

He continued to undress and the lady kept glancing at his tattoos as they were revealed. Suddenly she screamed, grabbed her clothes, and started to run out the door.

"Hey, what's wrong?" Dennis asked.

She replied, "I won't go to bed with you after seeing THAT tattoo!"

"Where?" he asked. "Down there," she replied. "The one that says "AIDS".

"Oh," Dennis said, "wait a minute, you can't see it all yet."

After a minute, as the area where it was affixed grew in size, the tattoo changed from "AIDS" to "ADIDAS"

Related Discussions

Related Forums