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Friday Yuk

By Jessie ·
A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!

The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! Should I pack
for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?

He says, "I don't care. Just get the **** out."

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An salesman of Vasalene cream was doing a bit of market research on his product, going house to house and asking people what they thought of the product. Towards the end of the day he knocked
on the door of his last house and a woman in her early thirties answered.
The salesman introduced himself and asked if he could ask the woman a few question about his product, which she agreed to. The first thing he asked her was "how effective do you find our
product?" "Very," she answered. "It alway does the job required of it"
"Do you mind if I ask what it is you normally use the cream for?" enquired the salesman.
"Certainly, I use it for sex" answered the woman.
Well the salesman was a little taken back by this "That's a very candid answer miss, I mean, we know our product is used like this, but no one ever admits to it. Would it be too personal to ask how it is used?"
"Not at all" said the woman "when me and my husband are feeling frisky in the bedroom, we put some of your cream on the door handle, to keep the kids out!"

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I feel like bashing men today...

by jck In reply to Friday Yuk

You know why God made most white women with big boobs and tight p***ies?

Cause most white guys are big mouthed and have small pricks.

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I find

by maecuff In reply to I feel like bashing men t ...

That when I'm in the mood to bash men that a large rock works nicely.

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I have big hands

by jck In reply to I find

and therefore, I feel when I need to beat someone down that God gave me big fists for a purpose.

Besides, why would I wanna use a rock? Can't feel their bones break as well.

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Never hit a man when he's down!

by sleepin'dawg In reply to I have big hands

Kick him!!! It's so much easier.

Dawg ]:)

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Ya know...

by Jessie In reply to Never hit a man when he's ...

I was thinking much the same thing the first time I read that post... it's why God gave me big FEET!!! Well... that and so I don't fall forward when I try to stand up.

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Yeah that and it keeps you from standing too close to the stove and sink!!

by sleepin'dawg In reply to Ya know...

:^O

Dawg ]:)

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What kind of watch do you buy women?

by jdclyde In reply to Ya know...

None.

There is already a clock on the stove.

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my strategy

by jck In reply to Never hit a man when he's ...

when a man is down, I jump on top of him and pin his arms so I can look while I pummel his face into a puddle.

Told you...I feel mean

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How many hands do you have?

by Jessie In reply to my strategy

Or do you pin his hands with one hand, like you're going to feel him up, and THEN beat him into a puddle?

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I have 2 hands

by jck In reply to How many hands do you hav ...

to hit with...and two rather large, muscular legs which have knees to put on his arms...and hold them down.

Tactical...yet practical

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