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Friday Yuk
Your flight to L.A. lands at every Stuckey's between Nashville and Flagstaff.
During the safety demo, instead of using the prop provided by the airline, the flight attendant grabs the oxygen mask off of the old guy in the first row.
Your request for connection information gets you: "Sure, your lips and my ***."
The pilot announces that the flight will be delayed until he's done with the flight attendant.
"If anyone on board knows Arabic, the captain would like your help playing a little trick on those whiny brats in the control tower."
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The Top 5 Signs Your Company Is Planning a Layoff
Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.
Babes in Marketing suddenly start flirting with dorky personnel manager.
Employee Discount Days discontinued at Ammo Attic.
Company dental plan now consists of pliers and string.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Company Is Planning a Layoff...
President begins weekly meetings, "Good morning, you ignorant bastards."
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND ALL!