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I've had a pilot ask me to hold the gas nozzle and refuel the plane while he went and talked to a girl on the dock.

We get some pretty scary, yet VERY experienced bush pilots up here. A loat plane from Vancouver to Victoria will scare most people off, taking that plane to a small lake lending is a LOT scarier though, you NEVER believe that they can take off before plowing into a mountain on the other side of the lake, but they do.

There are a coiple of routes into Part Hardy that they take, most are up through the straight so it a nice bay landing, others come in straight off a mountain and practially nose dive to within feet of the bay before levelling out and pulling into the docks.

That's about it for service.

Dawg

BC Air or whatever name they are using this week to avoid lawsuits.

Ever watch Wings Over Canada?

If so, that's it in a nutshell.

One of my sign offs on chat is, "Air Canada: Enjoy our new Cattle Class Service provided by real Mad Cows"

(To be completely PC -- I apologize to the female readers for such an obviously sexist remark.)

I know for a fact, people, that this is an airline where in-flight personnel refers to passengers behind their backs as "Pigs in Space". Heard it with my own ears -- on an aircraft -- in the galley -- in the air.

Won't fly them. Wasn't particularly sad if they went toes-up. Alas, they survived. They can do so without my money.

I though you were going to offer the other one.

Two strings walk into a bar, one goes to the bar and the batender refuses and points to a sign, NO SERVICE FOR STRING.

So he slumps back into his table and tells the other string. The second string says "OH YEAH?", Twists himself up and ruffles up his hair and goes to the bartender who once again points to the sign and says "Aren't YOU string"

The string says, "I'm a frayed knot".

what did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt!

YEAH YOU, BFILM FAN!!

Like I said, this guy's gotta go! :)

Having the ONLY unrated answer in that thread is kinda funny considering my post, though.