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Friday Yuk

By Oz_Media ·
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"

"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"

"I know, I know!" said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"

]:)

Have a good weekend all!

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good one

by Jaqui In reply to Friday Yuk

~peacefull joyous thoughts and feelings flowing~

that one I liked.

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Here goes...

by bawd In reply to Friday Yuk

A woman went to doctors office where she was seen by one of the new doctors. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down in another room and told her to relax. The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor calmly continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

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Help Wanted

by bawd In reply to Friday Yuk

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following:

"HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer, and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign, and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it, and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least; however, the
dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office.

Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type."

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter, and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the
manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program that worked flawlessly the first time.

By this time, the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities; however, I still can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.

The manager said, "Yes, but the sign ALSO says that you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meow!"

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My contribution

by LouK In reply to Help Wanted

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together. The chicken lights up a cigarette, the egg says "Hmmph, that answers that question then".

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I have always loved that one

by jdclyde In reply to My contribution

well done.

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ROTFL

by BFilmFan In reply to Friday Yuk

TFF!

Great start to Friday!

I have to say the funniest technical comment all week was CP's "Put the hard disk in the freezer" as a cold data solution!

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That's good

by Oz_Media In reply to ROTFL

I've done it though, frozen a hard drive then you just bang it on a counter and it frees up the bearing so you can recover data form a seized drive.


I never looked at it as a cold storage solution though.

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Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women

by Salamander In reply to Friday Yuk

Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women


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I don't know

by maecuff In reply to Top Ten Things Men Unders ...

if that is funny or sad..either way, it's accurate! Have a good weekend!

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Probably

by Salamander In reply to I don't know

...it's some mixture of both.

You have a good weekend, too!

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