Well keeping on the Political theme.
John Howard?s SMS Message
Little Johnny Rotten was in an excited mood as his good pen friend George Bush had just accepted that he had won the US election and would be in charge of the sand pit for the next four years. He had tried many times to ring him on his mobile phone to congratulate him on his reappointment and was getting a constant engaged signal.
Crying he went to his mother complaining ?It?s just not fair when I won my election my good pen friend George rang me almost immediately to wish me the best but I can not get through to him to do the same!?
His mother said ?Well Johnny as you can not get him on the phone how about SMS him a cognations message??
Johnny replied ?Gee Mom you know I have not been taught how to SMS yet that is not taught to us for another 23 years at Parliament!?
His mother said ?Give me the phone number and what you want to say and I?ll send the message for you.?
Little Johnny Rotten?s Mother typed in the message and sent it to the phone number that her little son gave her and it was sent almost immediately. Within 5 minutes there was a reply the read.
?Thank you very much you bring the Wombat and I?ll bring the Cigars Love Monica?
As Little Johnny Rotten was only learning to read simple words he got his mother to read it to him before he went to Parliament for the day where he expected to get bashed up again in the sand pit by his fellow Liberal Ministers who wanted to be at the top of the class and be the teachers pet and his mother asked
?Just how do you know Monica and what?s the Wombat for??
Johnny replied ?Geeeee?s Mom Peter is having another go at me again can?t you do something to stop him from bulling me at Parilment??