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by oz_media

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Stolen from ET site. Not C&P'd so it may differ slightly.

George Bush and Colin Powell having a few beers.

BUSH to Powell: So you think we should go to Iraq and Kill 5 million Iraqi's and one blonde with Huge boobs?

Bystander: Why would you kill blonde woman with huge boobs?

Powell to Bush: see I told you they wouldn't care about the 5 million Iraqi's!

This post was followed by numerous American posts stating "Yes, save the blonde", "we should just go and wip eIraq off the map" etc.

Now you wonder where I get the idea that Bush's supporters are just war mongers with one objective in mind, wave our flag!

On another note:

City Boy Goes Hunting

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals.

The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it.

Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill to the farmer.

"It had two saggy boobs, a beard, a hard head and it stunk!" said the boy.

"Oh, no!" said the farmer. "You've shot my wife!"

have a good weekend y'all.

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by jimhm

Oz - Byte or is that bite me ...

Get a life - Anti-American - Maxist - Socialist or are you a blonde with big boobs...

by oz_media

You actually think I wrote this?
It was from an AMERICAN Jimbo!
Some pig headed no mind idiot with the, kill em all attitude. Perhaps if it wasn't for that mentality, you'd be seen differently.

Oh and the play on words, byte and bite, very clever! Did your grandkids tell you that one?

by passwordchanged

you are such a flaming hypocrite - you regurge shi**y old hack poor taste jokes about killing iraqis and Alzheimers patients then wonder why people think you're an a-hole whatza matter get kicked off the NSync fan club site because your jokkes were too mature for the rest of the kiddies? Maybe if you showed a little class you'dget a littlel respect. as it is you're an a** and sadly proud of it

by jimhm

Didn't you ever hear the saying "Nuke their ass and take their Gas"... or "Killem All and let god Sort them out."

You - posted that just to see if you get a raise out of someone. It wasn't funny - it was stupid and you are Sir / Madam are also a Pig Headed Ass Hole for Posting it. Then saying you did it to show this or that. You Sir/Madam if you truely believed your own posts - you wouldn't of posted it.

You Sir/Madam are a Cultural Maxist - plane and simple - And Yes - I put you in a category - I labeled you - I assigned you to a group - Where you belong -

by oz_media

How do you sleep at night, knowing just how mentally unstable you are?

"Maybe if you showed a little class you'dget a littlel respect. "

And to whom should I be looking for respect?

Would it be my family, friends and neighbors? Perhaps my clients? I know, maybe it's from those who work with me! Now, if all of these people feel I've earned their respect and I feel that they have earned mine, who else would there be?

Oh, let me guess, YOU! Now I would really want YOUR respect, that would mean a lot to me!

1st) Why should I choose to earn YOUR respect?
2nd) What benefit would it be for me to earn YOUR respect, you're still an idiot.
3rd) Who's respect do you think I need in order to be a decent person?

Why don't you think OUTSIDE the box, like a good little computer nerd. I don't like you at all, in the slightest, can you give me a single reason why earning YOUR respect would be to my advantage? And YES, there should be an advantage for me to warrant EARNING the respect of someone I don't know, will never meet and don't like.

You realize that if I was respected by you and your peers, I'd lose all the respect I have from normal people.

YOU and those with YOUR mentality would NOT be too well favored in these parts, don't flatter yourself by considering yourself classy or others not so.

Needs-a-life REAL SOON!

by passwordchanged

I get it now. You actually think those old jokes are funny and are going to get big laughter. I take back all the bad things I ever said or thought or wrote about you. You're a-OK.

by jackofalltech

Chill out man! We appreciate his terrible jokes. Their funny because they're so bad. Don't you have any sense of humor at all?

Ralph

by jardinier

the opinions of people whom I first respect. And I am not talking about sychophants who suck up to me, but people who demonstrate integrity in their own lives.

Persons like myself and yourself will always have detractors, because we dare to have opinions of our own, and we are not afraid to express them.

by oz_media

It seems that too many people find it easier to be conformists and rarely speak their true opinions.

This is why I hate it when people can't share an idea without posting a link to another source. This tells me that the person has NO ideas and simply looks to something favored to support his/her feelings, in an attempt to refrain from indivisualism or perhapse being singled out of the crowd.

I, on the other hand, HATE to be part of the crowd. I'd rather do my own thing and be treated as an individual with my own thought process rather than just someone who every one agrees with, boring existence to say the least.

by passwordchanged

that's the other thing I like about you oz mental patient - I zing you a little bit and you feel compelled to post 1000-2000 words in rebuttal. you're just too easy

by jackofalltech

That was very well put, Oz!

Does he realize that He's the one that no one here respects?

N-A-R, I don't remember who said it first, but I'll repeat it. With an attitude like that, don't hold your breath waiting for that paycheck increase.

Ralph

by mrbill-

Cultural Maxist - That would be a great name for a rock group!

Or is that some sort of trendy club? I won't join any club that charges dues, I'm a cheapskate.

by oz_media

perhaps someone who figures Max is cultured? OUCH!
cheap shot.
Or perhapse it's a new form of TR government, Maxism.

I assume he meant Marxist but that's neither here nor there, I don't even label MYSELF, I'm sure nobody else can.

by maxwell edison

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A position/political/relational label for Oz

Liberal? Nope.

Conservative? Nope.

Democrat? Nope.

Republican? Nope.

Progressive? Nope.

Socialist? Nope.

Marxist? Nope.

Fascist? Nope.

Libertarian? Nope.

Anarchist? Nope.

Unionist? Nope.

Illiberal?

Illiberal?

Illiberal. Yea, that's the ticket.

That about describes him.

If you need the definition:

http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/illiberal

Yep. That's it.

by passwordchanged

Ralph he uses old terrible jokes then whines about how stupid the people are who wrote them. isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?

I agree oz is illibergal: Indicating a lack of breeding, culture, and the like; ignoble; rude; narrow-minded; disingenuous.

by mrbill-

For Max and Jim,

Be careful of the labels you throw around, some might come back and stick to you.

illiberal

adj : narrow-minded about cherished opinions [syn: intolerant]

As in GWB?s infallibility. Calling the US ?The greatest country in history? One sided views that anything the US does is the right thing.

I agree Oz has faults, who doesn?t? ?Let he who is without sin?? Live and let live.

I await the flames! ?I stand between the candle and the flame!?

by maxwell edison

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I'll stand by my illiberal label for OzMentalCase.

As far as it coming back to bit me, if it does, so be it. But I don't think it will.

Am I passionate about my convictions? Absolutely. Does that equal intolerant or closed-minded? No way. Personally, I'd rather deal with a person of convictions, even if they're in disagreement with my own (TheChas, for example), than a person with none (OzMentalCase, for example). What's that saying, if you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything? And being "open-minded" doesn't mean open to anything and everything. That's where contradictions happen.

And don't suggest that something Jim says is something I would say or agree with as well. He says thing his way, and I say things my way. I'll defend what I say, and I'm sure Jim would have the same sentiment.

I usually choose my words carefully and deliberately, I say exactly what I mean, no more, no less, and I try to establish opinion based on both a set of core principles and trying to be well informed. If anyone can point out flaws in my thinking, I'll be the first one to stand back and re-evaluate myself.

Do I think everything the U.S. does is the right thing? No way. Maybe I'll start another thread of what I think those "wrong" things are. Do I think everything GWB does is the right thing? No way. (Two examples - he caved on the education thing with Kennedy, and he caved with the prescription drug thing. I disagreed with them both.) But do I think that he always does what he "thinks" is the right thing. Yea, I suppose I do. But I put a lot of people in that category, even though I may disagree with some of what they do or think - The Pope, Billy Graham, Jimmy Carter, George W. Bush, my sister, (not my brother), my mother, (not my father), some Democrats, some Republicans, some neither, etc. Some people are just "good people". You may or may not agree with them politically or philosophically, but you think they're honorable in their intentions. GWB is one of them, in my opinion. (OzMentalCase is not one of them.)

But illiberal - that's a perfect label for the always-thinks-he's-right but almost-always-is-wrong OzMentalCase.

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