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by gadgetgirl

wind up? Me? nah.... not my fault you forgot to switch on your spool cheeker....

"The little duck went quake, quake, quake, quake ...."

and didn't come back cos he fell off!

hey, them's must be some shoes to have you quacking in 'em! Orange, are they, by any chance....???

(sorry, Col, loves ya really, but this was waaaaaaaaay to good to leave.... :x )

GG

]:)

by steffi28

I know I shouldn't not be using the P word to please Col, but really all the PM's I got telling me off last time. I just didnt want to face a full inbox for the next two weeks again :p

by gadgetgirl

should be

"Speedy Stef the Student with the Efficiently Edited Egress" .....

(having one of [i] those [/i] days.... is it showing??)

:p

;) ;\

GG

by rob mekel

Do you realy have no text to Daveo2000 and you know what that means do you ...

Are you realy speechless ... now enlighten me the why :D ;)

Still love your avitar ... seen GG new one ... I love that one :x

Rob

by steffi28

Dont mind the new name but do I really have to be speedy? Dont think I'm too keen on that I remember the grief JD got when he was known as "Mr Quick" for a few days, I really dont fancy being "Miss Speedy" :p

by hal 9000

Got to do with Steffi? You are beginning to confuse me a bit here. :(

Being the good little Boy that I am I know what everything stands for

DE = [b]Deadly Earnest[/b] a Peer at TR

NT = [b]No Text[/b]

& finally just for Steffi 69

PMT = [b]Past Mourning Time[/b]

Incidentally my mate Tim is back in the UK and owes me big time so do you want me to give him a ring and get one of his fellow Quacks to pull in a favour? I had to vouch for him when he returned for his Nephews Marriage last year apparently he got arrested in the 60's for Demonstrating against Nam and wasn't allowed back into AU without someone to Vouch for [b]His Good Behaviour.[/b] After all he is a Pediatrician so I'm not really sure if he can actually behave well but I did vouch for him just so he could get back into the country where he was born and travelling on one of their passports. :D

Between Tim & Andrew jumping on someones back I'm sure that they will do the requested favour very quickly if it's still required.

Col

by gadgetgirl

I'll pm you when I can with the latest (just remember, this is me we're on about, and you know how screwed up things get around me!)

as for PMT

no, not past mourning time....

Post
Meridian
Tantrics

:p

GG

]:)

ah, if only. Chance would be a fine bloody thing..... ;\

by rob mekel

realy Steffi it must be your day off :D

But look at it of the bright side ... you have a whole week to ... ;)

Rob

by hal 9000

I've been crying myself to sleep ever since you upset me last week and I've got a large pile of [b]Wet Soggy Pillows.[/b] so it's only fair that you end up with the front of your dress wet from crying all day. :)

Now be good or I'll change the Avatar Back to the Saint again. :D

Col ]:)

by hal 9000

Jay's away on a [b]Life Changing Event Leave[/b] where he gets to suffer [b]Severe Sleep Deprivation[/b] so there is no one to complain to about your choice of words.

So while the Censor is away the Mice will Play up! :D

But more importantly I never want to see you do as that guy did in the clip that I sent you last week or you'll really be in trouble. :^0

Col ]:)

by hal 9000

But I did have the Spool Checker on and just thought that it looked much funnier that way than spelt properly or more precisely with the correct word inserted there. :(

You can complain to Jay but I've been told that since he's returned to work he catching up on the sleep that he's not getting at home so it may take some time for him to respond to your E-Mail. :D

Col ]:)

by steffi28

I think it really isnt my day today I dont know whats wrong with me. Maybe its because the electricity in my building went of in the middle of the night so I got up at 10am.

Maybe I just dont function right when I've actually had the right amount of sleep :(

by hal 9000

Tim is just a phone call away and I'm sure he knows how to short circuit the system after all he's been working in it for over 30 years. :D

Andrew standing about 18 Feet tall isn't one to mess with either. I'll never forget the very first time that I met him he was introduced to me and as I looked up to wards the top of the high rise building my first words where [b]Christ you're going to be a big boy when you grow up![/b] He just burst out laughing and we've been best mates ever since.

I'll even tell them to be [b]Gentle With You[/b] or should that read Genital never did understand how English worked. :)

Col

by hal 9000

You can get this Sharepoint software working on this Vista Home Basic box and you can not leave work till it's working properly. [b]Fair Enough?[/b] :^0

or as GG would say [i]mutly-fit[/i]

Col ]:)

by rob mekel

Is this your version of "one size fits all" or the new version of Multi "Bi grade" :0 :8}

[i]how the heck can he claim he's on the pure side.[/i]

Rob

by steffi28

And I cant stay because, firstly we dont have Vista, and secondly my boss thought it would be fun to enrol me on a German course!!
As if living here isnt bad enough he wants me to actually be able to speak the Language too!! So I got a german lesson tonight and have to leave soon so "ner ner ne ner ner" :p

by hal 9000

When I worked there I had to learn the language though I'm sure with my accent and the way I chose to use some of the words no one ever understood me. :D

OH BTW M$ has been in contact with your Boss and is giving him a 25 site License of Vista Ultimate and you are now the [b]Official Beta Tester[/b] for it. You are now tasked with loading several machines with Vista and making them work properly and then transferring Mission Critical Business systems onto them and making everything work correctly. Your Boss has been told that Vista will make any M$ Product work so much better than they where originally designed to do so I've nominated you for the job of getting everything working correctly [b]Because I'm Friendly.[/b] OH did I mention that all those Vista Licenses are the 64 Bit ones? That's just to make things easier for you as the 64 Bit OS is the way to go so it's now time that you moved everything of any importance over to one and get everything working perfectly. Looks as if your new Avatar is going to be taking more of a beating. Do you have one covered in Plaster Casts? :^0

Much more importantly who ever said that I was [b]PURE?[/b] I think that you've been taken in by those on the side of the Light and are getting all mixed up. I'm certainly not a nice person and no where near Pure unless you consider [b]Pure Evil[/b] as a form of purity. :^0

[B]SHAREPOINT SHAREPOINT SHAREPOINT SHAREPOINT all running on a 64 Bit Version of Vista. [/b] Enjoy. :x

Col

by shellbot

steff, why you trying to please Col..
and whats up with this P word?? why you say it and why you get in trouble for saying it??

and thanks for being in my corner re: cat av.

See..the little angel that graces my avatar is Levi..AKA Evil ]:)

Col has sent me a pic to use as my av..might change it for a day or 2 to shake things up for a bit.

ugh..now to finish reading this thread...

by rob mekel

you're not missing much just some Cat and Dog fight :D ;)
And this just because ... they're both on the ImPure side and that is the right site ;)

Rob

[i]darn emoticons[/i]

by steffi28

Shell I dont know whats wrong with me!! I'm feeling the urge to apologise to everyone!! I was just about to say sorry to you too but realised you would probably kill me :(

Maybe I've secretly got a guilty concience because I've been doing naughty things so I'm apologising to Col to make up for my other bad deeds hahaha :)

by daveo2000

One of my informants told me that they saw you place-kick a dog across the street when you heard the owner call him "Hal". Another one said that you had shot out an advert for Kentucky Fried Chicken that had a picture of [b]Col[/b]onel Sanders in it.

Steffi, you are evil, naughty and a worthy adversary. The forces of Purity are strong, tho, and we will continue to try to bring you to the bright and shiney ways of Purity and the Ivory Snow Girl. ;) ]:)

by steffi28

I will never lower myself to be like the Ivory snow Girl, well not while she was that girl anyway, maybe how she was later in life, that could be my aim in life :D ]:)

by hal 9000

Generally I'm not interested in Porn but I'll make an exception this time. :D

Col ]:)

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