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Keep in mind I enjoy sarcastic humor so you may not get the laugh out of this that I did...

"The Insensitive Woman"


Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told
> him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his
wife
> for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later,
> the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only
18
> hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife
> agrees and they do it again.
>
> Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now
> has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey,
> please ... just one more time before I die ?"
>
> She says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time.
>
> After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep. Ralph, however,
> worried about his impending death, tosses and turns until he's down to 4
> more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more
hours.
> Do you think we could...?"
>
> At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up
in
> the morning ...You don't."

A few of them made me laugh. Thanks, I'm always ready for a laugh on Friday.

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.