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Friday’s cringe

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For some reason, I feel Friday is a great day for giggles, dumb or not.

So, while sitting here watching Ozzy’s Live at Budokan concert, I thought of an oldie, not neccesarily a goodie, but hey, it’s Friday.

Test Results

Joe Schmo goes to the doctor’s office
to collect his wife’s test results.
The lab tech says, “I’m sorry, sir,
but there has been a bit of a mix-up
and we have a problem. When we sent
the samples from your wife to the lab,
the samples from another Mrs. Schmo
were sent as well, and we are now
uncertain which one is your wife’s.
Frankly, the news is either bad or
terrible.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, one Mrs. Schmo has tested
positive for Alzheimer’s disease and
the other for AIDS. We can’t tell
which is your wife.”
“That’s terrible! Can we do the
test over?”
“Normally, yes. But you have an HMO,
and they won’t pay for these expensive
tests more than once.”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”

“The HMO recommends that you drop your
wife off in the middle of town–if she
finds her way home, don’t sleep with her her.”

Speaking of Joe Schmo, I normally despise reality TV, it isn’t reality and in most cases quite staged. In the case of the Joe Schmo show, I think this one is great. The concept of screwing with someone that badly and humiliating him in front of milions in North America is truly a two thuimbs up. He thinks he may win $100,000 but I’m sure once they break the news, he’ll get a Mil.(who’s laughing now) I just think it’s the funniest setup I’ve seen publicly.

For the guys in Britain, you’ve probably seen this done already, most of North America’s TV shows are spin offs from Europe.

Have a good weekend y’all.

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worthless tripe

In reply to Friday’s cringe

Stupid, tasteless, insensitive, OLD joke, OM. You really ought to buy a hamster or a wombat and find another hobby besides posting worthless CRAP in a tech forum.

needs-a-lfie

In reply to worthless tripe

did you not like it?
then don’t read it.

I have often been called crass and cosidered an a-hole for some of my scathing or off topic comments, but isn’t that what life is all about? I’m an arrogant paradigm, when will you learn?

You are simply a clown. Put on your big floppy shoes and get a life. You come across as some little disgruntled kiddie that got shunned from the Britney Spears chat room.

You’ve obviously missed a LOT of recent discussions. TR actually finds off tpoic discussions amusing as they are sometimes the most active threads, so don’t go trying sound all cool and intelligent by saying this a a tech forum and off topic threads are not accepted, now THAT’s old.

Haven’t seen too many wombats in Canada, but I’ll keep looking. Have you found the Nauga yet? shhhhhhh, mommy’s coming.

Reply To: Friday’s cringe

In reply to needs-a-lfie

I thought it was kind of funny… a welcome break from watching the clock this afternoon!

Actually OZ the Wombat

In reply to needs-a-lfie

Is known here as the Bulldoser of the bush as they just go where they want and don’t make a detour for anything. It is kinda like what happens when an irresiatable force meets an unmovable object. Well that how a Wombat lives here in AU.

Otherwise keep it up we all enjoy the laugh.

Chill Dude!

In reply to worthless tripe

Wow, who pissed in your coffee today? If you carry that attitude around where you work, don’t hold your breath waiting for that raise.

Ralph

Simmer down MAN

In reply to worthless tripe

We all need a bit of comedy in life or we would all go crazy {If we haven’t already} after all who wants to constantly hear of what wrong or whatever with X and then get into a discussion of which is better Y or Z.

Without these breaks from the mundain life we would all be locked up in a nut house {Even Microsoft refers to us as “Certified Partners”}

Then what good would we be to the people who depend on us?

Very Funny!

In reply to Friday’s cringe

but what will he do if she doesn’t come home? 😉

Ralph

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