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by oz_media

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The Learning Curve

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided
I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy .
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I
decided
to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with huge ta-tas.

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by jkaras

recently done by scientists have proven that at least once in a woman's life she will possess a super strand of dna. Unfortunatley that most of them tend to spit it out. A thank you very much wocka wocka!!!
What do you call a gay bouncer?
A flame thrower

by jkaras

A woman who can suck and f@#ck till midnight and turn into a pizza and a six pack.

by oz_media

Yes,an ex girlfriend told ME that one years ago.

Lighten up, these are just jokes for those with an open mind and the understanding that they MAY be offensive to some, even though I usually censor the nasty words before posting.

by hal 9000

From a grade one school teacher who was female but I also got some really good stuff from her as well that was not only funny but quite often cut a bit close to the bone as it was just a little to close to the truth for comfort.

Anyway everyone here is adult enough to understand this type of thing and if it offends you then think on this. Why is it blonds that tell the best blonde jokes? Or Itialians who tell the best Itialian jokes?

I could go on but I think you get the point.

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