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How could Neil pass THAT up?

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by jdclyde

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GG is a BABE! Woo Woo! :O

[i](got to love peer mail! Ask and yea shall receive! hee hee!)[/i]

While the photo I got doesn't show QUITE as much skin as I would have liked, it was a good start! [i](she is working on it!)[/i] ]:)

This is the person Neil had a "date" to meet up with and blew her off! Tell you what, if he had the pictures [b]I do[/b], he would be punishing himself more than she ever could! Woo woo! :^O

[i][b]It is good to be king![/b] (even if NOT of TR)

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by charliespencer

That's right, rub our noses in your special status. Don't you know gentlemen don't get .jpg's and tell? I hope she cuts you off, or sends you pictures of somebody's colonoscopy.

by jdclyde

But it is one thing to kiss-and-tell. It is quite another to sing their praise from the tallest building or the nearest discussion board!

Now, if I SHARED the pictures, THAT would be call for outrage!

And as she well knows, I have NEVER claimed to be a gentleman! ]:)

My hope is the next is a .mpeg instead of a jpeg!

Woo woo!

by dmambo

"How could Neil pass THAT up?"

You are referring to GG as tho she is a thing rather than a living, (heavily) breathing person. Take this as a virtual glove across the face.

I challenge you to a duel in the defense of Gadget Girl's honor.

(old poem: She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night long, he was off her and on her)

by jdclyde

your cut me to the quik!

Don't you know it is only apropreate to sing a pretty ladys praise?

by m_a_r_k

GG might have sent Neil photos she downloaded from BritishBeasts.com instead of the ones from BritishBabes.com that she emailed to you, jd. :D
Oh well, you opened a can of worms for GG by telling everyone that she is hot little lassie. She's gonna be getting peer mailed to death.

by jdclyde

of a discussion I had with girli when we were talking about the "my contacts" and how you get listed by other people that you have NEVER seen in a discussion.

One of the people that had her as a contact had ONLY women as contacts. She was really creeped out by it all.

And do you REALLY think anything I posted here is going to stimulate people anywhere near as much as what she posts herself? You must not have read her "jumper" comment to Dawg today...... :O

by m_a_r_k

Ol' GG has had quite a few scintillating posts. Not that I pay any attention, though. ;) I missed her "jumper" comment. What was all that about? Actually, since I'm a saintly little church boy, I don't think I want to know about it. haha

by jck

And I don't have them????

I guess that King Swill is going to have to become TYRANT SWILL NOW!!!!! ]:)

by jdclyde

it pays to show the babes your emotional side!

After all, how could she resist my boyish charm? :D

It is the jester that gets the babes, not the man in the crown!

Man, I REALLY NEED to get TR to make me an "angel" imoicon!

by jck

but if you mess with him too much, the TYRANT KING WILL HAVE SOMEONE CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD!!!

Then, he'll take all the babes for himself. :D

But, I wouldn't do that to you...even tho you are a Bush lover (notice, Bush with a capital B...not the unproper noun)...you have computer skills...so, you're not totally useless :)

by dmambo

1) He stood GG up.
2) He probably missed out on a pint bought by a lady, well bought by GG anyway.
3) He did not come forward with a valid excuse or aforestated behavior.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I submit that based on the prima facie evidence presented heretofore, in this objective forum that NeilB is in actuality, a.....arrrrrrhhhhh

by jck

oh man...this is like the cliffhanger from South Park to find out who Eric Cartman's father was...

is it...

Mr. Garrison...
Chef...
Mr. Mackey...
The Denver Broncos...

by jdclyde

He stood up a babe! :O
He passed up free beer! ;\
He didn't throw himself on the mercy of the court, but instead has been running scared looking over his shoulder! ;)
:^O
We are talking about a condemned man here!

by m_a_r_k

And not just because only a good lawyer knows what the hell "prima facie" means. Is Perry Mason dead? Without Perry to try this case for Neil, the only way he's gonna escape a hefty beating is if he's really O.J. Simpson. Or Houdini.

by Member 25348569

Anyway. Wassup guys? Don't you think that GG is capable of extracting her own revenge?

She is.

Oh yes.

Trust me.

by dmambo

With the possible exception of jck, who at least figured out that it was a cliff hanger, nobody commented that I must have died while typing Neil's indictment. Or perhaps that I was dictating.

Now, while it bothers me a little that there was no reaction to the Python reference, it bothers me greatly that there was no concern over my recent death.

Nobody cares about Mambo! I'll even bet that all you guys have copies of jd's pictures of GG. But not me, I don't get them. I still have to work with the old Penthouse magazines I found in the recycling bin at the neighbor's house while I was walking my dog.

by m_a_r_k

And I'm sorry to tell you this, jd, but after eavesdropping on that little exchange of foreplay between GG and and her puppy Dawg, now I'm thinking that she meant to send those naked photos of herself to Dawg instead of you. haha

by jdclyde

never said naked (yet!)

Still working on that! ]:)

But yes, I had to go to the bathroom for about 10 minutes after reading that exchange. ;\

by bfilmfan

Having been in Texas, I know for a fact that no man over the age of 12 is a virgin.

Ask any Texan....

by jdclyde

I am not here to extract revenge.

I am here to rejoice AS SHE extracts the revenge! B-)

Revenge is a spectator sport, after all!

Also, wasn't sure if you knew just what she looks like? Here I thought all brit women looked like Camela! How was I to know? How was ANYONE to know? :p

I know it would have been the old wild horses to keep ME away! ]:)

Glad to not be you! hee hee!

by m_a_r_k

No nudes? Drat! My mistake. I guess my eyes read what I wanted them to read when you described the Gadgeteer's scintillating pictorial. ]:)

by bfilmfan

I don't know the circumstances, but some advice from an old man is to never stand a lady up.

It is permissible to be called into work by an emergency if the date isn't going well.

It is not permissible to put her out on the side of the road in the middle of the date if it isn't going well either...

by stargazerr

Calling GG .... Wherever are you??

Neil .... did you really?? You stood GG up?? and declined free beer?? what's the matter with you?? :D You are a condemned man , Neil :p

by jdclyde

Chauvanist would be telling her to scamper off and get me another beer, pronto!

Basking in the visuals is NOT Chauvanistic.

Fine, you WANT Chauvanistic? This is from a list my buds WIFE sent me.

Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the sink when doing the dishes. It is one of those evolutionary things.

Why don't you give a woman a watch? Because there is already a clock on the stove.

(I left out the REAL bad ones! Hmm, time to start a Wednesday yuk yuk, as this is my friday! This will be the theme! Feel free to counter us_gee!)

by stargazerr

were not worth Friday Yuk !! :D

Come on jd you can do better :p .... post some more and I will show you what we think of Guys :D

by m_a_r_k

Standing up a lady is rude in the first place. Standing up a looker like GG is not only rude, it's really dumb. But declining the free beer is incomprehensibly stupid! haha

by m_a_r_k

that were virginal. At least they were until I read the sultry exchange between GG and Dawg.

No man in Texas over the age of 12 is a virgin, huh? Hmmm. I never thought about that. But you're right. In Texas, we do consider ourselves to be men by the time we reach the age of 12.

by m_a_r_k

According to my handy thesaurus, a "lamb" is a synonym for "girlfriend". And of course a lamb is a sheep. So to set the record straight, sheep are included. B-)

Main Entry: darling
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: sweetheart
Synonyms: angel, baby, beloved, dear, dear one, dearest, dearie, [b][u]girlfriend[/u][/b], heart's desire, honey, honey bun, honeybunch, jewel, [b][u]lamb[/u][/b], love, loved, loveling, lover, pearl, pet, precious, princess, sugar, sweet, sweetie, sweetie-pie, treasure, truelove

by jdclyde

lamb, isn't that a [b]BABY[/b] sheep? :O

(as if the ADULT sheep weren't bad enough...)

by gadgetgirl

Or to at least take off his shades before he looks at my photo! Oh and yes, ONE photo, where I was FULLY CLAD!! And I only gave in after a lot of requests ? not that I will give in to any more, mind you! Regardless of what he says, there is nothing on that photo that I wouldn?t show my parents! ? I was wearing an off the shoulder jumper at the time?.

(oh ?eck?.back to jumpers again here?.sorry Dawg!)

And that particular view, may I add, is the one that NeilB would have had if he had managed to get there?..

Oh, and he didn?t just turn down free booze by the way, I wangled a Gala Dinner invitation for him, too????

But he will learn, Grasshopper, he will learn. He will never stand me up again. I don?t think you lot would ever let him live it down if he did! Besides that, I still have to exact my revenge for this time?..I know he?s just waiting for Phoebe to come down the Thames, sporting a black and white ensign

- and then he?ll be off and running at 3 million miles per hour!

Thanks to DM though, for being the perfect gentleman that I know he is, and to BFilmFan for the do?s and don?ts of what to do on a date with a lady.

And yes, Mark, I am a lady. You know, the old fashioned type who likes doors opened, coats held, to be seated at table, cosseted, protected and fussed over. Never been a Womens Lib fan, couldn?t be, don?t want to burn the bra (gravity wouldn?t let me! Hah!) and I prefer to be the more feminine type. So there, pet lamb!

Before you ask ? no peer mails requesting the photo. You lot are too sensible to ask a silly question like that ? either that or you didn?t want the refusal (thank goodness!)

Now.

Back to Dawg and that jumper?..oh no! another cross thread ? I should take up weaving??

]:)

GG

by jdclyde

I NEVER indicated nudity AND PROMPTLY corrected the assumption as soon as it cam up! I was clean and honorable at every step of the way!

Exaggeration? All a matter of opinion!

How can you pummle me so after saying only the nicest of things? I am crushed! :(

I think that SOME people just can't gracefully take a compliment! :p (discussion crosser!)

by m_a_r_k

Wow...that was a spirited defense of yourself, GG. Too spirited if you ask me. As if you're "covering up" something. ;) I prefer jd's initial version (that he now seems to be recanting) where he said that that the photos were erotic and sensual. But respectable. (After all, you are a lady, right?) Kind of like photos in Playboy. Not that I've ever opened a Playboy magazine, mind you. Well, OK, yes I have. But only to read the stories. I once learned in Playboy how crickets rub their legs together to make that chirping sound.

by gadgetgirl

Good - cos I ain't selling it!! (had to Mark, just had to....)

Ok - truth. Erotic, no, sensual hmmm maybe.

bare neck and shoulders.....

wasn't UNcovering too much....

Right, hometime now, off into the freezing fog...

]:)

GG

by stargazerr

Thats the key ...

POST SNIPPETS :)

never said naked (yet!)

Still working on that! ]:)

Well, GG accepted your compliment and I am an all around nice person, but yes jd ... you never "indicated" nudity :D ... I rest my case .... :D

by gadgetgirl

Leave jd be!

If he wants to think I'm a babe, let him.

I'm enjoying basque-ing (DE) in the after glow (!)

:D

]:)

GG

by stargazerr

I was wondering when this will happen :D

Ok..I will leave jd alone..I cant fight the both of you... ]:)

by m_a_r_k

So what happens when you walk into a frozen block of fog? Is the fog frozen into a big chunk of ice? Or is it just little particles of ice suspended in the air?

By the way, everyone has a price at which they will sell whatever it is they ain't selling. ;)

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