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I can't believe this

DEAR FRIEND,

I MAKE THIS APPEAL WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT ANY FACTS OR OPINION
EXPRESSED BY ME ARE GIVING IN CONAFIDENCE AND SOLELY FOR YOUR PERSONAL
INFORMATION AND USE.

I AM (blank inserted to protect an idiot) ,THE MANAGER (blank inserted to protect an idiot).
BEFORE I WROTE YOU, I PRAYED THAT YOU WILL BE A HONEST AND RELIABLE
PERSON WHOM I CAN WORK WITH TO ACHIEVE THIS DEAL OF OUR LIFE.FROM MY
SECTION IN THE BANK, I DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF SIX MILLION
EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($6.8M) WITH ACCOUNT
NUMBER (blank inserted to protect number) THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMERS WHO
DIED ALONG WITH HIS WIFE AND ONLY DAUGHTER IN A PLANE CRASH OF ALASKA
AIRLINES FLIGHT NUMBER 261 WHICH CRASHED ON MONDAY, 31 JULY, 2000,
13:22 GMT 14:22 UK. WITH THE WHOLE PASSENGERS ABOARD.

THE NAME OF THE DECEASED MAN WAS (blank inserted to protect an idiot). N.B.YOU SHALL READ MORE ABOUT THE CRASH ON VISITING
THIS (WEBSITE) BEFORE YOU START WITH ME. BELOW IS THE WEBSITE.
(blank inserted to protect an idiot)
IT IS THEREFORE
UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL
TO YOU AND FOR OUR BANK TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU.

YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION WHICH I WILL BE SEND TO YOU AS THE
NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT
DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND I DON'T WANT THIS MONEY
TO GO INTO OUR BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.

THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDELINES HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY
REMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER SIX YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED INTO
THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. THE MONEY HAS NOW STAYED MORE
THAN SIX YEARS AND I AM PREPARING DOCUMENTAION TO PROVE THAT THIS
MONEY HAS BEEN TRANSFERED TO OUR BANK TREASURY.

IT WILL BE BETWEEN ME AND YOU ONLY THAT WILL KNOW THAT THE MONEY IS
NOT TRANSFERED INTO OUR TREASURE.

THIS REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS TRANSACTION IS
OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A
BURKINAB? CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER.IN APPRECIATION
OF YOUR ASSISTANCE, I AM OFFERING YOU 35% OF THE TOTAL SUM. 5% FOR
CONTINGENCIES (COST OF TRANSFER/OTHER CHARGES) LIKELY TO BE INCURRED
DURING THE COURSE OF TRANSACTION, WHILE THE REMAINING 60% IS FOR
ME.UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY.

I WILL SEND TO YOU BY FAX OR EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION WHICH
YOU WILL COMPLETE AND FORWARD TO OUR BANK ASKING FOR THIS MONEY TO BE
PAID TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO (blank inserted to protect an idiot).

PLEASE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS.
(1.) THIS BUSINESS IS HUNDRED PERCENT FREE FROM RISK.

(2.)YOU WILL NOT FACE ANY MUCH QUESTIONS BECAUSE THE APPLICATION WILL
BEAR THE BRIEF INFORMATION OF THE DECEASED WHICH THE BANK MAY LIKE TO
KNOW.

(3.) IF YOU WILL FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS AND DIRECTIVES,THIS
TRANSACTION WILL BE COMPLETED WITHIN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.

(4.)YOU SHOULD KEEP THIS BUSINESS CONFIDENTIAL OR SECRET UNTIL THE
FUND GET TRANSFERED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR SAFETY AND SECURITY PURPOSE.
REGARDS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

It took them this long (almost 6 years) to start sending me spam mail?

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Can't, or won't? <nt>

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to I can't believe this
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You're right

I won't believe it.

Belief == Truth || Belief != Truth

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Couldn't resist.

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to You're right

Made me think of my mom. She always asked us that when we used can't. Fond memory. :)

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lol

by RookieTech In reply to You're right

Ill send you a reply in 6 years LOL

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The Reason for the long delay

by The Scummy One In reply to I can't believe this

isnt because it is SPAM, it is because they had to figure out how trustworthy you would be (they probably tried dozens before you).

Go ahead and respond, get your bankroll :^0

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Reason for delay

by tony.maine In reply to The Reason for the long d ...

No, it took them that long to translate it into english

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Is that also why

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Reason for delay

it took you a year to respond to this?

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Did you get a raise lately?

by CharlieSpencer In reply to I can't believe this

Maybe they've been monitoring your credit report, and up until now they've felt there wasn't enough ROI in trying to rip you off. I know that's why I didn't bother stealing your identity...

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Happy

by GSG In reply to I can't believe this

I'm very happy to see that the passengers who weren't whole survived.

"...WITH THE WHOLE PASSENGERS ABOARD."

I mean, really, if you aren't a whole person, you've had enough bad luck in your life.

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Hope you didn't put in a claim...

by NotSoChiGuy In reply to I can't believe this

...because the zombified corpses seem to have returned to take what is rightfully theirs!

:)

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