ignore this

I finally learned how to go down the list of My Contacts discussions and I saw ignore this and thought, "OK, Jaqui, I am NOT going to bite!"
But....
You must have read my blog The Blunders of Beth.
You just KNEW I'd bite, didn't you?

For every genius...there is a ditz :p Knowing which one you are is really important in this life.

Hello, Genius (curtsy) it's your resident ditz here to serve.

ROFL

because it shows you can't follow instructions. :p

about 1amazingwriter?

:x Thanks OG, I don't have a better name to describe it. I'm one of those that can win a dance contest and then trip over my feet on my way to the chair! Bright, but often dense!! Hand me something complex and I will often give you a simple and correct answer, but hand me something a small child can do and I go blank...DUH? I spend a great deal of time laughing as a result.

How does everyone know the following about our amazing new friend except me?

1) How does everyone know that our amazing new friend is a she?

2) How does everyone know that our amazing new friend taught school at 19?

3) How does everyone know that our amazing new friend makes a lot of typos?

And finally, only the amazing one can answer this: How can an amazing writer make a lot of typos?

140 bazzilion posts followed on the topic.

you charm the pants off of me, jd, but I'm wearing two pair!! Where's the emoticon that tosses kisses?

>>>>>>gone in search thereof

O_n_e_A_m_a_z_i_n_g_G_u_Y, do you think we could pretend to be dear friends, because by the time I blunder through typing all of that I won't be able to post at all!! :D
Glad to meet you, Mark. I already snuck into your profile when you weren't looking! (OneAmazingFlyOnTheWall) :0

Don't believe a word of anything in my profile or my blog. The only part you that is true is the story about the time that I went to Bangladesh on a mercy mission that inadvertenly turned into a mercenary mission to Baghdad. BTW, my other nickname is O_n_e_A_m_a_z_i_n_g_S_t_o_r_y_t_e_l_l_e_r.

using your non-title!

:x

(is that the one your looking for?)

jd's the name, losing the panties the game! B-)

With laughter!! You are GOOD!

I walk through life telling the truth and no one believes that one woman could blunder that often!
I'm the proverbial cat that keeps landing on her feet. Something always turns to gold for me, no matter what I do, so I just keep hanging in. I figure those of us who do a lot tend to have our mistakes show more often. So I jump on the mistakes (my own-not others) and have fun with them. I'm right more often than I am wrong, so it all works out.

or bad typing?

[i]"you that is true"[/i]

nice sentence structure. but at least you [i]speeltedted it kurrektly[/i]! :D

as much, jd...about not being able to resist the non title AND the panties! See? I can be right sometimes! And :x will have to do if I can't toss kisses!

TR's are drawn to these threads.

I bet some of use were offline and sensed there was an ignore this thread that just started.

I just had to post somethang, after my wonderful apperance in that 'Max Level Reached' end of string dingie (that's German for ..... you know... that!)
:-)
Have a nice weekend folks.!.

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