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Jaqui and his buddy Mike

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by sleepin'dawg

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"Hello, is this the RCMP?"

"Yes. How may I help you?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick! He's
hiding drugs inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the RCMP SWAT team officers descended on Mike's
house. They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using
axes, they busted open every piece of wood, but found no drugs.
They swore at Mike, he swore at them, and then they left.
The next day, the phone rang at Mike's house...

"Hey, Mike! Did the RCMP come to your house?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, buddy."

[b] Cheers Jaqui. You immediately came to mind when I read this. It's right up your alley.[/b]

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

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by jaqui

I actually laughed myself silly when I first heard it.

I'm gonna have to harass my buddy rob to get a copy of he postcard that was at his art show a few years back...

rcmp office in full dress uniform, pants around ankles bent over a stump..with big native standing over him with canoe paddle ready to "spank" him.

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