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by bfilmfan

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They still at it TR power brokers!

Spam and my reply is included below:

Dear Jean Konan:

I think you have a lil issue with your lineage. Who's daughter are you?

Henri Konan BEDIE
Robert GUEI
Alassane OUATTARA
Laurent GBAGBO
Momma wasn't sure and just told me he was someone important cause she picked him up at the local bar/hoochie shack

Circle the correct one and then send me your bank account numbers and pictures of you nakkie.

From: jean_konan2005@...
Subject: hello !!!
Message:
Dearest, One

I am the first daughter of an ex military/ex president been
an opposition party to the present Government of COTE
D`IVOIRE. On the 19th sept 2002 my father/mother including
every members of our family was murdered by the unknown
REBELS during the time they attack our house by shooting
and looting, even this is one of the things that
contributed to the present crisis in our country today.

God so kind I was not in town when the incident occurred,
the plans of the REBELS is to kill every members of our
family so that no one will rise up to revenge as time goes
on. I am in our country without any one knowing although I
am on hiding so that the unknown REBELS will not get to me
and kill me like they killed all the members of our family.
Why I still stay back in our country is to transfer the
$18.5mUSD which my late father deposited in the custody of
AFRICAN JOINT SECURITY ASSISTANCE COMPANY, he deposited the
fund as a family treasure containing AFRICAN ART WORK FOR
EXPORT for security reasons, as security company does not
operate as bank where some one can deposit his/her money
openly.
Before the death of my father he gave me the covering
documents of the fund deposited in the security company, as
I am his first daughter and he so much loved me that was
why he made me the beneficiary of the two iron trunk boxes
containing the $18.5mUSD. Right now I wish to transfer this
fund to you so that you will assist me to invest the money
into any viable sector in your country, also you will help
me to join you in your country for me to start up a new
life with you there immediately the fund gets to you. since
I am no longer safe as far as Africa is concern at the
moment, I wanted to transfer the fund before leaving the
country because this fund is my last hope and the only hope
I have now.

Before I even pick you to assist me I have prayed and slept
over it asking God to provide for me a Godly minded person
that will assist me in this transaction. I will give you
more details of the transaction in my next mail.
Awaiting to hear from you.

Thanks and God bless you.

From Stella Sigcau

stellasigcau@yahoo.ca

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by hal 9000

Us mere mortals don't get things like that. :^O

Actually TR has a reporting person to contact about this and they immediately suspend that account so instead of posting complaints you winging King do some constructive and either report it or better still withdraw and let the rest of us have a free hand. :p

After all you can go on a world tour with GG and show the rest of us how it should be done. :D

But seriously for a minute I'll backtrack through my e-mails and post the address through the Peer Mail to you for this offender.

When I get the time. :(

Col ]:)

by dmambo

This future Marie Antoinette has basically proposed a marriage of convenience in an effort to unite Cote d'Ivoire and Tech Republic. This is most likely an effort to aid TR in it's on-going wars with ZDNet REBELS. Now, while I'm sure that the Geek King is scoffing at the penurious offer of $18.5 Million, a larger issue is the fate of the Geek Queen GadgetGirl. Is she to suffer the same end as Anne Bolein? Will BFilm, unable to divorce, start his own church? What will happen to the iron trunk boxes? The international ramifications of his next move could be staggering. I, for one, am staying tuned to this channel to see how this plays out.

by hal 9000

But it must be right as God has told her what to do so His Holiness must do as instructed. :p

After all it is Gods Will so who is our esteemed King Geek to stand in the way of God? Gadget Girl has to go by the wayside and quickly as well for this Happy Union to occur so may I make the suggestion a long sea voyage in a little ship that doesn't arrive. No need to involve the Royal Yacht here just make up an excuse that GG needs to sail another yacht for a Friend of the King would suffice wouldn't it? :^O

I'm supposing that our Majesty will be responsible for raising an army to wipe out these Rebels as well right? :D

Col

by jaqui

One of your fellow TechRepublic members has sent you a private message:

From: Imnclady@...
Subject: good one
Message:
Hey Rich,
You sound like an intelligent person...say it like it is.
Great job, nice to meet someone like you...I'll be listening.
Sincerely, Mary

just showed up in my inbox.

by montgomery gator

Like the one I posted, this one is from Ivory Coast. Looks like the Ivorians have learned how to scam from their neighbors in Nigeria. I thought the largest export from Nigeria was crude oil. Now it looks like it is internet scams.

by raven2

The Nigerian Scam has been around for 20 years plus. Before the internet they were sending out mail with the same ******. I have seen this stuff claiming to be from all over the globe, one was from Russia.

With the volumn of this stuff you would think it would be easy to spot where it is coming from and shut it down.

I cannot believe that anyone on the globe would fall for this?

by hal 9000

PLEASE, CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS MY PRIVATE EMAILL ADDRESS FOR MORE CONFIDENTIAL (ne_vill2004@yahoo.com)(ne_vill2004(at)yahoo.com)

Dear Friend,

I am Mrs Villaran Nenita a citizen of philippine,widow
and legitimate heir to the late former Minister of
finance who was assassinated for been working with the
ex-president Joseph Estrada in philippine.

I inherited a total sum of 20 million dollars from my
late husband, The presure from my decease husband's
family for this money has compelled me to leave Manila
and have the money which is concealed in a metallic
trunk box is deposited with a security and finance
company Cote d' ivoire under a secret arrangement as a
family treasure.

This means that the security company does not know the
content of this box that was shipped from the
Philippine to Cote d' ivoire under a diplomatic
coverage.

My purpose of asking for your assistance boil down to
the fact that I don't want my late husband's family to
be aware or name involve. and the deposit statement of
the box authorized the company to make this box
avaliable for shipment on request only to my foreign
bussiness representative, though unnamed.

Hence I want you to contact the the security company
as my bussiness partner, after receiving the prove
from me to enable the company release the consigment
to you diplomatically, while I join you on the arrival
of the box.

I have recently paid all demurrage ,storage charges.
All you need to do is to help me
contact the security company and introduce yourself as
my bussiness partner to enable them do change of ownership with your name as the beneficiary, then you request the shipment of the box to your destination.

And as soon as Diplomatic shipping agent approved the
shipment and tell you the arrival date of the box then
I will join you to give you 20% of the money instantly
before I go on with the proposed investment in your
domain provided is secured and investment friendly.

Please if you are interested and willing to represent
me as my bussiness partner kindly write me as soon as
possible with your full name and contacts address together with your private telephone numbers.

I awaits your urgent response.
Best wishes,
Mrs. Villaran Nenita.

PLEASE, CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS MY PRIVATE EMAILL ADDRESS FOR MORE CONFIDENTIAL (ne_vill2004@yahoo.com)(ne_vill2004(at)yahoo.com)

But the funny thing is the originating e-mail address was different to the claimed e-mail address it came from the UK from the same Yahoo account.

Makes me want to rush out and help this poor woman doesn't it? :^O

Col ]:)

by dmambo

I can tell that this is not legit because this writer was not advised by God to contact you. I'm pretty sure that BFilmFan's is OK, though.

Maybe you should contact this widow to see if she prayed before contacting you. It's possible thst she just forgot to mention it.

You would think that Ivory Coast security companies would be starting to get filled up with metal trunk boxes by now.

by hal 9000

I sent a copy to a friend now living in the Philippines. He is a caring soul. :^O

Who is as gentle as a lamb and could never find any wrong in any person. :D

He sells heavy earthmoving equipment and at one place where he worked he parked a 40 ton excavator on a computer and then asked me while I was in the bosses office could I fix his computer as it appeared to no longer work. When I went to his office I couldn't find the computer but was directed outside and eventually found it under one of the tracks of the above mentioned excavator. At that point he asked with a perfectly straight face "Is it fixable?" ;)

I had to leave for the day after that as I was laughing too hard to continue working there and I didn't think that it looked good me laughing at the destruction of one of the companies computers even if it was "Steam Powered!" :)

I think he will sort things out and let me know how to proceed. :p

Col ]:)

by jaqui

the twisted royal response.
~lmao~

don't forget to send a follow-up, reminding him that the boxes of money do not function if you park large machinery on them. ;)

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