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Mother's Day

By Oz_Media ·
Well every May we celebrate a single day for the 365 other days that our mothers are our mothers.

I move to make today December 17th, 2004 TR's SPECIAL Mothers Day.

I was just talking to my mother and she has been helping me with some contracts I am working on by running around her area and picking up forms, getting paperwork notorized etc. all in an effort to ease MY day as I am a long way and a fair chunk of change away from her corner of BC. I had developed relationships when I livedin the her area and still need their services for some issues.

So enough about the why's and what fors, MY mother is a mother to me EVERYDAY and has been for nearly 36 years now, I often wonder how she does it, I was not an easy teen (as if any are)and that's assuming I am any easier as an adult.


So anyway, I move to make December 17th SPECIAL Mothers Day. So call your mother, or your daughter if SHE is a mother, and have a chat dammit!

Buy your wife some flowers and shock the living sh*t out of her or go out for Mother's Day in December. If not for me, do it for her and if not for her then the shock value will definitely be worth it!

These brave and powerful women deserve another day of recognition for all they do.

Geez, I might even call the ex wiff! (Nah)

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flowers...

by mrafrohead In reply to Mother's Day

I love to get my wife flowers for no reason. She always gets so surprised, it's worth the look on her face. I just hate spending 75-150 bucks on flowers when they only last about a week. ;p

Mrafrohead

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Dead people

by Oz_Media In reply to flowers...

Go visit someone ELSE's mothers grave and just steal the flowers, remove th eRIP banner and you're good to go.

THat way you are visiting someone's Mother, cleaning up a nice park, and getting flowers for your own. Flowers are a visual and aromatic joy, something you cannot enjoy from 6' under know matter what god you believe in.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA! ]:)

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by mrafrohead In reply to Dead people

man, you're awful... ;p

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Imagine the Scene

by BFilmFan In reply to

I can see the scene happening now...

Here mum. I got ya some lovely lillies....

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:)

by Oz_Media In reply to Imagine the Scene

No mum, its a mothers day wreath HONEST, the man said do!

"What man?

The man from the cat detector van!

What CAT detector Van?

The cat detector van from the ministry of Owsinge."

Sorry, so sorry, I really meant to go elsewhere and ended up right back on the Python path.

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Warped!

by mlandis In reply to Dead people

(so why am I still laughing? hmmm?)

Maureen

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LMAO..you sick SOB...

by TomSal In reply to Dead people

hmmmm

that is a good idea though....(ponders the thought)

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Well the last time I bought flowers for my wife

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to flowers...

Just for the hell f it I got a roasting and it continued for hour as to what I'd been up to. Needless to say never again if she wants something she can get it herself. I'm all for a quite life and I do not need the problems.

Col

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Colin

by Oz_Media In reply to Well the last time I boug ...

In your case it seems women are best used for hand to hand combat or just for laying down and avoiding, kinda like a bottle of Watney's Red Barrel.

You got in trouble for opening a door (you sexist pig you), I think if you bought a women flowers she'd slap you with a sexism lawsuit.

Better just let this one be any old day in your case. :)

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Well OZ it tends to be safer

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Colin

That way.

I just try to avoid them as much as possible and then I have the standard response of "What Have I done Wrong Now?" That at least seems to work.

Col

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