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by jck

I'd have given you 100 websites to look through...and even gotten some friends of mine from various countries to give you names you won't find on websites.

I see what kind of appreciation for being the only one to pay attention to you :-P

I'm gonna go drink coffee now and look forward to going to get my car worked on...still thinkin about selling my house and moving to Ireland...they make Guinness and pretty girls who don't play games over there.

That'd be my kinda place.

by jbaker

Paradise...

Beautiful Gaelic women and a good stout.

What more in life would a man ask for?

by jck

Umm...about the only other thing I could ask for is $2M tax-free so I could put it in an account to live on and then go about with my Irish lass and help out people in hospice and go read to children in schools and help feed the poor.

And, make Irish babies of course :)

I've always fancied me and my wife being called "mum and dad".

ok...back to reality...I'm alone and no prospects...oh well...nice to dream

by jdclyde

TWO beautiful Gaelic Women and TWO good stouts!

Things come better in pairs, thats why breasts come in pairs don't ya know.

by jck

all my friends were into that "as many women as I can get" mentality...I just want one, good, normal, smart girl who won't jump my ass for leaving the fridge door open

by jellimonsta

It actually depends on your last name a little Jessie, as I have seen some cool names look like a complete todger when paired with the surname.
I always told my wife "If I have a boy I will name him 'Bollockchops'" I would not recommend it though. Although for some reason I still chuckle to myself when I think of it.
I always thought 'Marc Anthony' from Tom and Jerry was a pretty cool name. Although if our next squid is a boy we will probably name him 'Sean Michael'. It was originally going to be 'Malachi', but then our daughter was originally going to be 'Raven' too. :) She ended up being 'Hailey Autumn' (due to being born on first day of fall).
Other names I like;
Isaac, Josiah, Samuel, Josheph, Joshua, Kyle, John, Eli. Whoa!... almost looks like something from Old Testiment :) All you need to do is put begat in between each name :)

by jessie

But then JCK would stalk me as he likes smart-assed Irish women... well, I'm 1/4 Irish, 1/4 Scottish, 1/4 German, 1/4 Mutt. But still... don't need a stalker. We even have an Irish last name... and how my husband's black family ended up with an Irish surname... would be an interesting story I'm sure.

My brother is Sean Michael. We're Catholic and when he was confirmed, he chose Michael as his name... so now he's Sean Michael Michael... or as I've called him ever since, Sean Mikey Mikey.

I always liked the name Malachi... but it's too "Children of the Corn" for hubby. He's weird like that.

by jck

You're married...that's three strikes right away.

Besides...I don't stalk women. Despite my demeanor here and my being a big man, I'm actually quite reserved.

Oh well...judging the book by the cover often leads you to missing out on the classics.

by jellimonsta

I too liked the name Malachi a lot. I did not even remember the fact that is was the main crazy guy in Children Of The Corn, but my family noted that as soon as I mentioned the name.

Not that anything bad is associated with any other name out there! :)

by jessie

I posted a long comment on some of the names and it was there for a minute, and when I went back it was gone... Hmph!

by Member 25348569

Cos hubbie likes swords, I posted all of the Tolkien sword names and they disappeared. I'll try here. Don't know how they'd do as names, though.

FYI Glamdring, Orcrist, Narsil, And?ril (Flame of the West), Gurthang (aka Anglachel or Blacksword), Herugrim, G?thwin?, Ringil, Anguirel.

Anglachel was probably without equal.

Neil

by salamander

Don't kid yourself. ;) Had a good Irish girl friend who was the most charming manslayer I've ever known. Whenever we'd go out, I'd just kick back and watch her reel in the fish. Ya can't escape it.

by jessie

think that Irish lasses don't play games? We play the BEST games! We're ornery, independent, and smart-assed... AND we like our Guinness!

by jck

I met probably 50 girls in Ireland...one of them was a bit of a flirt...but, most of them were honest and didn't take crap and even-demeanored.

So, I don't know...maybe there's a difference between Irish-American and Irish women.

Probably the fact they're in different countries.

by jessie

...makes you think I'm NOT honest and even demeanored? You MUST know I don't take crap?!? Except when pre-creating, I'm pretty much on an even keel... and I'm honest to a FAULT... my husband thinks I'm too honest... I refuse to rip off people or companies who rip me off... hubby thinks that's just "letting them walk all over" me, but I think there's no need for me to go to Hell, for sinking to the level of someone who's "done me wrong." Just because someone else is dishonest in their dealings with me, does NOT mean I need to be dishonest in my dealings with them... or anyone else.

by jessie

I'm getting stalked by a big swill, and my husband is saving me... SOMEBODY has to play the part of the swill!!! :D

by jck

if I'm ever in your dreams.

But, I'm the type that if it was 1840 I'd be throwing a cloak over puddles for ladies.

People even look at me funny sometimes for holding a door open. I guess courtesy isn't understood in urban society much anymore.

Oh well...I'll swill somewhere else for now.

by jdclyde

you never dream about me, now I am hurt.

Just because a guy isn't swill is no reason to neglect him like that.

Oh, I guess I'm not big either. (5'11")

Poor me. Maybe Elf or girli is nice enough to dream that I am their stalker? I feel so left out.

by awalt

I was going to suggest Maxx. I Liked the name Maxx when my son was born, but since I had previously had a dog of the same name I just could'nt use it. Oh well.

by jck

Jesus...I never said YOU. I made commentary about Irish girls...in fact...the *real* Irish girls who are born and raised and still live there.

You're taking it too personal...it was not at all a commentary on who you are.

And let me add: I did find Irish women *overall* less likely to play games than American women. And, most of the women I met were in pubs. Imagine that...women in pubs...not playing mind games. What a concept.

Christ...I gotta quit posting. Or serve up midol milkshakes once a month.

by jessie

I don't THINK I was "taking it personally." YOU IMPLIED that by virtue of me being an American woman, that I play games...

You shouldn't generalize about women. They hate that. ;)

by jck

You drew your own conclusion from what I wrote, which was this:

"I met probably 50 girls in Ireland...one of them was a bit of a flirt...but, most of them were honest and didn't take crap and even-demeanored.

So, I don't know...maybe there's a difference between Irish-American and Irish women."

I never mentioned you, where you live, women in your area, or women in your state: I mentioned Irish-American women. It was a comparison of the difference in the Irish-American women I've talked to and met, vs. the women I met in Ireland. And yes, there was a difference.

I've met Irish-American women of all types, but most of the ones I've met have gotten that impish attitude of seeing which button they could push. Hence, playing games.

And with women in Ireland, you could express your general opinion and they might disagree but never took it personally unless you made reference to them directly. And if you did, they'd come back and tell you if you were wrong about them. They didn't suppose to know about anyone else.

See any differences yet?

It was amazing in Ireland. I could actually sit down and have a conversation with a woman without her getting uptight. One was named Paula and she was a network admin. Sweet woman...articulate...not all up in a bunch...and drank Guinness with me.

So...no finger ever got pointed at you...or anyone near you...it was an overall comparison of there vs. here.

Here's a midol milkshake...you look like you could use it.

by jdclyde

a big sweaty guy dreaming about me. That is JUST what I need......

Thanks for the offer, but that is an exit only. lol!

by jck

Deep dark desire? ;)

I was thinkin if I dreamed, it'd be about me and you goin huntin or to a nudie bar or something like that.

Trust me...the chances of you gettin me to dream about cornholing you are the same chances that Mr. T has of looking like Elle MacPherson...none.

Not that you're not cool, but nothing about men is appealing to me...I even hate looking in the mirror.

Sorry to disappoint...

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