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Ok, enough arguing - I am going to take over the world!!!

By Ciderick ·
Ok, I am tired of all this political jibber-jabber & have come up with a solution... I will assume world leadership & abolish all political parties.

Seriously, think about it, here's my manifesto: -

1. All tech support people will be elevated to near godliness.

2. End users who call on tech support to fix their pc when the pc is fine, just turned off will be dragged out & beaten with a C64.

3. Free beer.

4. More free beer.

5. There will be a weekly tv event where Jardinier & Maxwell will be locked in a room together & given a topic of conversation - non-lethal weapons will also be supplied. (Sorry guys - I do respect both of you but thinking of this made me laugh.)

6. Anyone who is or claims to be a politician will be dragged out & shot.

7. All electrician unions will be disbanded.

8. Keira Knightley will be my girlfriend.

9. So will Kate Beckinsdale.

10. Anyone who agrees with me will become a very well paid advisor to me.

11. Microsoft will be forced to make a Linux OS & an open-source version of Windows will be released.

12. All Macs to be ejected into space. My rules!

13. No arguing with me unless I ask you to.

14. Geeks will now be seen as the new sex symbols, Brad Pitt & George Clooney will be made illegal. To go along with this GadgetGirl will be the new face of Vogue.

15. Jdclyde to assume his new role as Beer master.

16. The girl who works in the office across the street from me will also be my girlfriend. (Late entry but she's got a great smile)

17. Religion is fine as are religious views but any mention of it outside of a place of worship is forbidden except for the new religion 'Jedi' - Loosely based on the teachings of Yoda but also includes kneeling before me.

Ok, sorry if using anyones names in this comes across wrong but tough - my world, my rules. Who's with me? You know you've always dreamed about being an evil minion.

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But Sire

by jdclyde In reply to Ok, enough arguing - I am ...

you forgot about the "two super models for each geek" as rule #18! (note, this is not arguing as it was not asked for! )

#19 Four day weeks.

#20 sun roof in the server room so we can see daylight!

and my old standbys.
#21 Outlaw the letter "c" and public floggings for anyone that uses "ph" to make an "f" sound! X-(

When is the uprising?

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Ignore this.

by Ciderick In reply to But Sire

Told you to ignore, you had to click didn't you.

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Clicked it

by jdclyde In reply to Ignore this.

just because I was told not too!



Your not king YET! B-)

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You're hired...

by Ciderick In reply to But Sire

Rules 18 thru 21 added to manifesto. Please consider yourself the new owner of France (this is not an insult - you may kick the French into the sea if you wish).

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But how would I ever

by jdclyde In reply to You're hired...

get the smell out? :0 ;\


bloody frogs!

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JD, Don't worry.

by faradhi In reply to But how would I ever

Fabreeze (I am Kertian that is spelled wrong) works great. THen

Also, the language is easy. Just put on your most arrogant fake and say, SURRENDER and RETREAT. Its what the frenkh do best.

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Oh yeah

by faradhi In reply to But how would I ever

When you are the ruler of the country formerly known as France, Make those who stay take a bath at least every other day

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#21

by Cactus Pete In reply to But Sire

How does one spell the sound for "ch" then?

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easy

by jdclyde In reply to #21

you don't!

Think how simple things would be if we Kould get rid of a whole slew of words?

While we are at it, we Kould reKlaim some words that have been distorted over the years.

haKker/KraKker would go back to not being used freely by the Klueless as if they were the same.
The theme song for the Flintstones would no longer be Konfused with a gay anthem.
We would never have to listen to someone say "shizzle" again!

Tell me a "ch" word you feel you Kan't get along without!

B-)

Besides, it is too late. #21 has already been approved!

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What would everything taste like

by Cactus Pete In reply to easy

if there is no CHicken?

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