And you said Colin's was old!!
But old or new, a chuckle is a chuckle is't it!
Cheers, just waiting for the coffee to brew, nice to start the day this way, thanks.
:-)
Damn!
Gotta find me a girl like you, talk about rare! Your sense of humour is not funny at all, it's freakin' hilarious!
"Michael Jackson is now using the internet to communicate with his fans. Which makes sense because that's how he met most of them." - Leno
ater turning himself in yesterday, Michael Jackson was placed in handcufs. I think he rhelped his case when he said "these are neat, do they come in smaller sizes?" - Leno
Michael jackson turnd himself in to authorities today and now the court may take away his kids. Don't worry though, Michel's working on a deal whre he can dangle them on wekends." - Kilborn
I think they nailed him on the newest child protection law, 3 tykes and you're out.
When Michael Jackson called Boyz II Men, they had to explain that they were not a delivery service.
What are the little brown things in a little boys diaper?
Michael Jackson's fingers.
What separates Michael Jackson from little boys?
The police.
What is black and White and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Oh, there's just SO many of them !
ONE MORE:
What's the diference betwen Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is plastic and should be kept away from small children...the other you get at a grocery store.
Ok I haven't seen a Friday Yuk for some time
This is a truly heart warming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough more or less...adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week, they presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied "I worked all last week with a construction crew building a house." "My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be workinmg on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied..."I will if those useless pricks at Bunnings ever bring us the fucking gyprock"
Or for the International people here
A man meets St Peter at the Pearly gates and sees an enormous pile of clocks behind the wall. Upon asking what the clocks are for he is told that each one represents an individual and every time they tell a lie their clock advances one second.
He then asks have there been any cases of the clock never advancing? St Peter replies only one Mother Teressa!
The man then asks what about Gorge W Bush and St Peter replies OH Jesus is currently using that one for a ceiling fan as it is causing a vast air flow and cools his office quite nicely. Upon hearing this the man is shocked and asks is this usual for politicians? St Peter replies just be glad that you never had anything to do with John Howard the Australian Prime Minister his is moving so fast that it started causing Cyclones so we moved it straight to Hell as it was causing far too many problems here.
Col
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