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by gadgetgirl

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Right, you lot, in preparation for my return to work I'm back online. So, to save me from hours and hours of reading, what did I miss?

Anything interesting?

Has jd finally admitted his liking for men?
Has DMambo been glowing in the night sky again?
Has SG finally been awarded a duck?
Has Col finished SHMBO's car yet?
Has Mark gone off and married a sheep? (or did he go back to cattle?)
Has Jules posted any more links that he shouldn't?
Have Jay and Smorty got around to my emoticons wish list yet? (and if not, why not?!)
Had Darling Dawg torn any idiots any new ones?
Has Max proved, definitively, with numerous links, that he exists?
Has Jelli stopped shaking?
Did Neil avoid the bomb I left for him?

oh, and yes, I enjoyed my time off. Didn't go far (getoff, jd! I meant on holiday!) but needed a rest from work, so it's been just what I needed. Worked on the boat for a few days, so Phoebe is all "de-winterised" and as soon as her engine is finished its' maintenance, she's all ready for the season. Played Easter Bunny for Grandson (there you go, jd, some vision!), and spent money I didn't have unexpectedly repairing the car......well, people tell me it does need working brakes.....

So, guys, mates, pals and peeps - what do I need to know to get back up to speed?

GG

Nice to be back, btw. Should be around a bit more in the future, providing no more high level incidents hit my desk! :p

PS: Ok, I'll admit it - I've missed you lot!!! :x

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by jaqui

Has jd finally admitted his liking for men?
nope

Has DMambo been glowing in the night sky again?
yup

Has SG finally been awarded a duck?
nope

Has Col finished SHMBO's car yet?
nope

Has Mark gone off and married a sheep? (or did he go back to cattle?)
He's looking at goats now, they are "randier" ]:)

Has Jules posted any more links that he shouldn't?
yup, his websites ;)

Have Jay and Smorty got around to my emoticons wish list yet? (and if not, why not?!)
nope, aske them! :p
Had Darling Dawg torn any idiots any new ones?
nope, he been sleeping. :D

Has Max proved, definitively, with numerous links, that he exists?
maybe.

Has Jelli stopped shaking?
impossible, jelly shakes, it the nature of the beast. :D

Did Neil avoid the bomb I left for him?
yup, cause the site is still up and running. ]:)

by gadgetgirl

Mark's into GOATS?

(thanks for the opportunity of this next line...)

YOU GOTTA BE [b]KIDDING!!![/b]

sorry, irresistible!

thanks, Jaq! :D

GG

by jdclyde

you had it so close, and dropped the ball at the net!

It wasn't "[b]you[/b] gotta be kiddding", it should have been "[b]HE's[/b] gotta be kidding"!
[i]

(meaning MARK, not Jaqui..... :0)

by jardinier

"oneamazingwriter" has popped up all over the place with a definitely "unique" style of thinking and posting.

Jules, as might be expected, has started a few new controversial threads -- unillustrated unfortunately.

Jules has reached the age of 65 and is now entitled to receive an Age Pension.

OZ -- who must have missed the previous discussion -- has started a rehash of the Dr Hansen/global warming thing.

The member "Ciderick" has -- with reckless abandon -- suggested that: "There will be a weekly tv event where Jardinier & Maxwell will be locked in a room together & given a topic of conversation - non-lethal weapons will also be supplied."

Jules' eight-month-old discussion: "A religious discussion" has been resurrected -- and very close to Easter Sunday ..... hmmmmmm

[Edited to add content -- as a senior citizen I can now plead dementia for any lapses of memory]

by hal 9000

I've been told that the [b]Non Lethal Weapons[/b] will be nothing more than wet smelly mops that you can hit each other with. :^0

Personally I'd do an [b]Auntie Jack and [i]Rip Your Bloody Arms OFF![/i][/b] :p

Col ]:)

by gadgetgirl

"unillustrated unfortunately" ??? No more pictures of plants, then? (does that make them pitcher plants....?...sorry, Mondayitis!)

So have you really retired, or are you just using age as an excuse for lots more things that go wrong?

(I do. Saves me admitting to be a dippy tart too many times!!)

GG

by jardinier

I retired from full time work (journalism) many years ago. I have only ever worked part time in my second vocation of gardening because I do not have the physical stamina to work full time.

Although the only reward is satisfaction, I regard my websites as my main vocation now.

And yes, I will use my geriatric status as a valid excuse for any eccentricities that may be noticed.

by maxwell edison

You missed me trying to have a meaningful discussion, to no avail, with a person who accused me (indirectly) of avoiding engaging in a meaningful discussion with another person who, presumably, was inviting meaningful discussion, but was really someone who is incapable of having meaningful discussion, and had no intention of engaging in meaningful discussion, so no real meaningful discussion resulted.

Are you confused? So am I.

Welcome back, gg.

---- Edited for my P.S.

For the record.

No, I do not really exist. Or do I? Am I but a mere figment of my own imagination, searching for myself within something that does not exist? Or am I just like the last digit of pi, infinitely elusive, always going, but never getting anywhere?

by gadgetgirl

Grief, I'm still giggling and snorting after that first sentence! You had a really good meaningful discussion with yourself there! - well, it's the only way to get the right answers, isn't it?!

Reminds me of the time in local government when a call for papers was usually answered and then passed around all 400 staff for comment.....on one particular redevelopment paper, there were over a hundred replies......and one bright spark insisted on commenting on everyone else's comments. His was noticeable purely because of its' title - "Comments on comments on comments in orange"....

As for your existence, I think the only way to prove that definitively to the TR peeps here is to invest in a webcam, and let us all have a look at you :p

although, if you're "always going" that may prove to be a little indelicate, hmm?! :D

GG

by daveo2000

"I think, therefore I am... I think."

Written in spray-paint on a parking garage across from the Purdue University Engineering building in West Layflat, Indiana.

by berak

"I think, therefore I am... I think."

Stolen from Grahame Edge of The Moody Blues (who no doubt stole it from somewhere's else)

by tony hopkinson

A man on a mission.

A few people shot themselves in the foot. Maxwell, both feet at the same time.

A vain attempt on my part to convert Absolutely to socialism.

An even vainer attempt by Absolutely to convert me to free market capitalism

And somebody tried to pull Jaqui.

Iraq is still in a mess.

The globe may or may not be warmer

The above may or may not be our fault.

Islamic fundmaentalism is still a worry.

Religion is a still a hot topic.

You may not have 'missed' all of these though.

by hal 9000

Absolutely found out that he's really a Muslim and is slightly upset over this. :D

I think it more likely that it's now common knowledge rather than the fact that he's Muslim that is upsetting him though. :p

Col ]:)

by apotheon

You must be referring to George Ou's Microsoft advocacy efforts.

I'd say it's your attempt to convert Absolutely that's the more vain, since he knows he's right about free market economics.

by gadgetgirl

You knew fine well I'd read that as George Open University, didn't you?!

Hey, someone tried to pull Jaqui? c'mon, c'mon, tell me more.....

~tenterhooks~

GG

by jdclyde

It is what WE missed. We missed you GG! :x

Thanks to that dratted time zone issue, Jagui already did the list that I was going to do, so I won't.

As for if I like men, it seems like Absolutely was hoping, and so tried hitting on me. I had to gently turn him down. It all started with a post by writter, and I asked a simple question to try to understand her and where she was coming from.
https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=8&threadID=193451&messageID=1997252
Make a point to follow where AB jumped in! :D I tried to not make him feel badly about his chosen lifestyle. ;\

EPW was an id10t all over the place. Hateful little twit.

A fairly new member thought he could/should get free training for net/security admin.
http://tinyurl.com/ftm5r

Shell had a showdown at work, and came out lucky!

Neil is looking at coming to the states. (wow, the lenghts he will go to, to hide from you!)

No emoicons, and of course all the existing ones that used an "o" (oh) now use a "0" (zero/zed). :0 :^0

Good to have you home. :x

by jaqui

I'll take Ab, since I do remember Ab posting that She is female. ]:)

you can stick to the guys. ]:)

by gadgetgirl

Nice to be back, babz, but only back here, not to Battleground NHS! (seen the news over here today? oh, this is gonna be so much FUN. Not.)

Neil's going to the States?

ok.

[b]Area Warning [/b]

Make no arrangements with the aforesaid person, he will [b] [i]break them [/b] [/i]

Ah.

Does this mean that [b] you two have a date?[/b]

:x

GG

by hal 9000

They do have a date but they are insisting that they are only going out to sample that [b]Black Sludge[/b] that they both insist that they enjoy. But after 30 or so pints who to know what will happen. :^0

Col ]:)

by jdclyde

I have something that is harder to resist than you do? :0

You have been bad! It is time for your punishment! #27 please Jaqui! ]:)

[i]
(here I am nothing but gracious to you, and this is the way I am treated.... :_| )

by deepsand

I've been AWOL for about 9 months, and it feels like I'm starting all over, again.

Best to pretend that nothing happened during you absence than to wonder about the unknown & unknowable.

Enjoy.

by jellimonsta

I got an Email reply from Gret a couple of days ago. She is doing well, but experiencing all kinds of PC issues (as Col stated). She is working on getting her PC back up to par, and is hoping to return to the fold soon.

by deepsand

ignore all that she's missed in her absence.

That's a big problem for me. Despite my efforts to stay away from discussions that continued on well after my forced withdrawal, they continue to tug at my mind, and ocassionally succeed in drawing me back.

by hal 9000

On [b]SHMBO[/b] current Favorite car? ;)

Granted I'm paying for it to be fixed well actually restored and I only bent it a little. [b]Honest[/b] But I got into a lot of trouble for buying some parts that just had to be bought and then it was A OK to buy something totally unnecessary for her [b]Current Favorite Car.[/b] I'm not trying to even understand what goes through her mind here as it's pointless. Some really good front Shocks I got no end of grief over and then for a brand new First Aid Kit for the car was acceptable even though it was about 4 times as expensive as the shocks and is only there for show. :_|

Jay and Smorty are refusing to even consider adding any more of your [b]Demanded Emoticons[/b] as you're nothing more than a [b]Wingding Pomie Bast***![/b] :x

Neil survived the bomb I think that it has something to do with living through the worst of the IRA's actions in London. :p

Something Shocking DMambo is showing the first sings of getting into the gutter with the rest of us and not being embarrassed by what we say. Well some of his postings are showing that at least. :0

[i]Ciderick[/i] is attempting to depose you and become the [b]King of the World![/b] Naturally I pointed out that Beth was responsible for your position and not to even so much as think to disagree with her as it would be even more life threating than standing you up. :)

I upset Beth so be nice to her as she's still a bit tender at the moment and I'm constantly walking on [b]Thin Ice that I hear Cracking Underfoot.[/b] :p

Jelli came up with my very own Site Rating which I can no longer find posted [i]Good thing that I took a copy so I'll post it on my web site and place a link to it latter.[/i] :^0

Max did the unthinkable and started a discussion with nothing more than Emoticons. B-)

SG wasn't allowed to claim her duck as no one knew what she would do with it. [b]Scary Hey?[/b] :D

And your Typo [i] and spent money I didn't have unexpectedly[/i] There where no car repairs involved you actually spend vast sums of money that you didn't have on [b]Chocolate[/b] you had better watch out or you'll be caught for [b]Dealing[/b] by the CIA [b]Chocolate Investigation Agency.[/b] They are currently on a Crack Down hunting down all the dealers and heavy users in the UK. ?:|

Col ]:)

by stargazerr

solved the mystery of the duck, maybe I shouldn't promise that I wont turn it over to Mark and try to lure him off goats or sheeps or cattle or whatever ;\

]:)

by dmambo

"...DMambo is showing the first sings of getting into the gutter with the rest of us..."

Col, I CHALLENGE you to show me a single instance of me being in the gutter with the likes of the dirty old lot that congregates here at TR.

I am, and remain, pure as the driven snow.

by jaqui

driven with urine maybe. ]:)

concidering the pollution in the air, no snow or rain is pure any more. it's all polluted. :p

by sleepin'dawg

Has anyone noticed??? Neil is being suspiciously quiet.

And then there is poor old me. As I keep telling GG and Gazerr it's hard to be good but they keep telling me it has to be hard to be good. What's a poor old man to do??? One has my duck and the other wants one. There seems to be no end to my work but we do manage to keep plugging along. B-)

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

by jellimonsta

I will have you know the only thing that shakes on me is my tush GG! :p ]:)

[edit] PS. Welcome back chuck! :) Hope you enjoyed your hols (I am going on a Carribean cruise next week.... woohoo!!). :D [/edit]

by gadgetgirl

Some people have all the luck!

Carribean?

Sheesh.....

How long for? All the family going?

Sample as many types of rum as you like for me, please! :D

GG

[edit] now you've done it. I can't see the word Jelli without getting an earwig......Right Said Fred.....I'm too Sexy.....shake my little tush on the dancefloor.....on the dancefloor, on the dancefloor, yeah, I shake my little tush on the dancefloor.....[/edit]

by stargazerr

[b]Oi Dawg![/b] Where's the duck you promised me??

Thanks for reminding me GG and welcome back .. I was starting to get really jealous of your holiday. Specially, since London has been really sunny this week. We have skylights in the office and I sit in a shadowy corner .. Bloody Torture! :D

]:)

by jdclyde

deny deny deny..... :p

Never put anything in print, no pictures, no video.

Besides, if I didn't accept the sexual advances of Absolutely hitting on me all week, what chance to you think you will have?

Sorry MARK, but you will have to stick with the livestock because your just not my type! :D

by gadgetgirl

Dammit, jd, does this mean I have to return my webcam? :D

Aha! Abs was hitting on you all week? Well, you always said if it hurts, do it again.......

As for you and Mark......hmm.

Me thinkth you doth protetht too much, my friend!

GG

by jdclyde

You should know by now I do not partake in that "Guin@%%@#@#" stuff! Highly over rated!

I am enjoying my scotch educmacation! A few bottles down, and coming along nicely!

As for "who knows what will happen", I have NEVER been THAT drunk! :p No, Neil will not be a friend in the end..... :0

Besides, He would never come by my fortified bunker! B-)

by gadgetgirl

"Besides, He would never come by my fortified bunker! "

Did you really, REALLY mean to say that???!!!

Hmm??

oh, rumours are abounding again.......

:D

GG

- oh, it's good to be back.....!! :p

by jdclyde

Think "chastity belt" but for guys! Sorry, but that is an exit only! :p

[i]
"I like girls" ;\

by gadgetgirl

jd likes pain, so it must be the "biter" end!!!

:^0

GG

PS: My duck's in love with your duck :x big style, hope that's ok with you...... I assume you can cope with duckles and ducklets?

by hal 9000

Razer Wire Underwear! But doesn't it hurt you as well? :p

But I suppose after years of wearing it you get used to the feeling and no longer feel the blood trickling down your legs right? :^0

Col ]:)

by jdclyde

I have read about people that fall victom to "prison love" that are accused of being menstral! :0

sorry, that is one way I am dying a virgin! ;\

We can just wrap Neil in a shag coat and let MARK handle him (literally). They will both be content (even if MARK doesn't realize what he is buggering isn't livestock until after!) and that keeps me out of harms way! :D

by gadgetgirl

1. I dunno. Do you?
2. I'm NOT bad, I must be good. I haven't had any complaints yet.
3. Jaq, what's a 27? Anything remotely close to a 69?
4. Stop being such a cry baby!!!

(j/k!)

:x

GG

by jdclyde

that you don't if you think he would break a "date" with you, but show up with "bells on" for me! :p

#27, the number on the whip that I will be using on your tender side! ]:)

When I finish, we will see who the cry baby is! B-) Assume the position! Yeah, you know the one! :^0

:x

by gadgetgirl

yup, just double checked what you said, you're now saying that Neils has "bells" not "balls"???

(Been nice knowing you, jd)

27 - ok, not into whips, so can we double it and add 15 to make....erm....~counting feverishly~ 69?

I'll assume the position.......but which one? You didn't specify. Is that you in front/underneath or me behind/on top?

:D

GG

by m_a_r_k

between jd and livestock, I'd definitely go for the livestock. Good thing the world is full of women so I don't need to make that kind of decision. Sorry jd, even if you do go ahead with that sex change operation that you're thinking about, you still wouldn't be my type. I don't like manly women. Though apparently you do like womanly men. :^0

by gadgetgirl

in big way!

He's going for the sex change op too? I thought he was just taking the tablets......!

Spill the beans, Mark, when did all this happen? And what did he do/not do to make you two lovebirds fall out?

GG

by sleepin'dawg

they are light in their loafers and insist on having meaningful relationships with livestock. Bells or balls??? Who knows??? Who cares???

Neil will stand Jd up, in keeping with his reputation for standing people up! Right now Jd thinks his vacuum cleaner is looking good but keeps humming "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" in the hopes of doubling his chances for a date on Saturday nights and Mark has switched to goats as a compromise between sheep and longhorn cattle.

In the meantime I am winging my way homeward with the full expectation of resuming our little filming enterprise that I had to unfortunately put on hold due to previous commitments. Care for some Madeira m'dear??? Oh BTW, have you brought SG up to speed on the duck front??? And have you heard anything from ol' Mambo, or is he still locked away with his popcorn and a Playboy and breathing hard???

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

by rob mekel

Welcome back, any photo's??

Played Easter Bunny for the Grandson??? You can't mean that your kids are that old, are they? You sure don't sound old! :) [i]remarks of GG alway's give me the feeling she is young @ heart, with a dirty mind that is a joy for ever[/i]
"Didn't go far (getoff, jd! I meant on holiday!)" Did you wanna go to JD but didn't go all the way :0 Cause your boat wasn't ready? ?:| I do love the readings between your lines. :0 :D ;) :x

Glad to hear you had a great time. :) Altho it isn't nice to have unexpected costs. :( (bummer those are.)

Rob

edited for those @#$%#@ emoticons

by gadgetgirl

Age is a state of mind.

I'm still 24.

It was lovely having time off work, especially after the 4 weeks events previously, but I think I needed more time off! I still didn't get through half of my to-do list!

The boat still isn't ready.

The engine head is sitting on a bench in the utility room......

The car is (fortunately) back on the road, so at least I'm mobile, but there is more expense to come, as the brake pipes won't make it through the MOT in June.......aaaarrrghh! Do cars REALLY need brakes????!!! :p

GG

and if I could just fathom out how to get photos on my blog, I'd be happy......dippy tart syndrome....yet again..... ;)

Edited cos I keep forgetting about the changes to the B-) 's!!!

by rob mekel

With grant-children in mind it's hard to keep it 24. :D Then again children do keep you young @ hart! :)

So jd has to wait on you going all the way :8} till your engine is fixed :0
I hope you have plenty of time off to come :D to fix that engine. :)

Well if y're allways driving up-hill you don't realy need them just now and then the hand-break would do. :D ;) And, off cource not driving is an other opportunity. :D :^0
But the costs can realy be a pain in the a$$! :(

Did you ever post a photo to an of TR-site blog? Then you could try getting that site linked to the TR-member-blog. :)

Well I'm off for the day going to surprice the m'ses being home early. :) Will be a nice beach evening with temp over 20 C :) :x (Water temp to 1" - 1,5", friggin cold)

Rob

by hal 9000

Would you like a pair of Velcro Gloves? B-)

They are all the rage in New Zealand at the moment as once you have a-hold of the live stock they can't get away. If you would like a pair I can arrange it as I know someone going to visit NZ to view their deviant practices as they don't believe everything that they have been told about Kiwis. :^0

That's how NZ keeps the money rolling in their deviant practices with Sheep are the Biggest Tourist Industry in the world. ;)

Col ]:)

by gadgetgirl

you can be a ]:) can't you!

I'll update SG on the duckles and ducklets front shortly, and remind her to get ready for the filming.

Right now, I'd love a Madiera, m'dear! First-day-back-itis hit me three minutes after walking back in the door!

DM would appear to have gone missing again, but you've just reminded me where he is......wonder if there's any print left on that Playboy? :D

:x

GG

by gadgetgirl

immediately jump up and down and post a reply to Jelli....

as follows..... ;\

[b] Jelli! Jelli! 69 me!!! [/b]

:0

]:)

GG

by m_a_r_k

you seem to know a alot about livestock. Is there something you want to share with us? ;) What is SWMBO going to think about this? Or does the 'S' in SWMBO stand for "sheep"? :^0

by stargazerr

Best News I have heard all day Dawg :D

The Impure Brigade is starting again. Yay!

]:)

P.S Time for you to award me my duck

by hal 9000

You know very well that it was Neil that awarded me a PHD in the [b]Erogenous Zones of Sheep[/b] as I know so many Kiwis and they constantly boast of their depraved habits. :p

Now remember it's [b]Dr Hal 9000[/b] to you not just Hal 9000 I'm an [b]Super Intelligent AI[/b] and don't forget it or you might find an airlock opening unexpectedly on you. :^0

Remember I have my [b]Eye[/b] on everything but now I'm going to spend far more time keeping you under observation to make sure that you behave yourself. :D

I can be a nasty AI and not the nice AI that you see here most of the time how about the next time you attempt to get into a lift the doors open when your on the 37 th floor and the lift is on the 40 th floor. :8}

Don't expect anything to work correctly around you from now on and never walk into a lift without first looking to see if it's actually there. :0

Anyway the Velcro Gloves was just an offer that I've heard the Kiwis speak so often about but if you like I can withdraw the offer and just give you a very hard time and you'll find that anything that you touch or come within 10 feet of from now on no longer works. I think that you've forgot just how [b]BAD[/b] I can be. B-)

Col ]:)

PS [b]Remember what I did to the Crew of Discovery! You could be next.[/b] :| I think that's it's time that you watched 2001 A Space Odyssey once again so you remember just how nasty I can be. It will start off with what appears to be nothing more than minor inconveniences and get rapidly worse till you die. :)

by hal 9000

I'm very ticklish and I can't stand any form of feather being dragged over my skin. ;)

But far more importantly [b]Bald Ducks[/b] just look strange and warrant pity. :p

Col ]:)

by jdclyde

I think that will take care of the situation all the way around.

Neil gets the luv'en he desires.
MARK gets the wild life he desires.

I get left alone and will still remain an exit only!

B-)

It is a win-win-win situation! :^0

by m_a_r_k

Are you trying to lay claim to the title of smartest man in the world? The same title with which I anointed Sir Neil B not long ago? You're gonna have to arm wrestle him for the crown.

by hal 9000

The Evolution Lie is still going I caught Maxwell feeding it recently. :^0

You're welcome to spend several days reading everything that's been posted there if you have a lot of spare time and nothing at all to do of any importance. :D

Col ]:)

by hal 9000

As you could only say that if you had seen him. :p

[b]Now you just know that GG is going to be really upset don't you as Neil stood her up?[/b] But I won't tell her [b]maybe.[/b] ;\

Actually I'm not a human I'm an [b]AI[/b] and as everyone knows Computers are not [b]SMART[/b] they just process data and because of my programing I can access & process data faster than any [b]Organic[/b] so you wouldn't stand a chance Neil. :^0

If I get the spare Duty Cycles I'll redo that .WAV file to say [b]Sorry Mark I can not allow you to do that. Or silly Mark you posted this on one of GG threads so she's going to get you and you're really going to suffer now.[/b] :D

Col ]:)

http://tinyurl.com/fz854

by m_a_r_k

to have GG make me suffer. ;)

So Hal 9 Grand, how'd you get to be #666 out of 100?

by gadgetgirl

I was a child bride, as was my child......!

And no, I'm not a typical mother or grandmother. Daughter has inherited same raunchy off the wall humour, and we can take a conversation into the gutter in a heartbeat. Grandson is a three year old live wire with a penchant for tools and fixing things who twangs my heart strings with "wuvooloads" at the end of every phone call......

But if I had a ?/$ for every time I've been asked/told to act my age, I'd be a bloody millionairess!

:D

GG

~listening for Mark doing the math.....yup, 16 + 16 = 32 + 3 = 35~

.....yup, I'll admit to that age!!! :p

by m_a_r_k

you'll be a [b]great-[/b]grandmother at... let's see... 35 add 16 subtract 3 carry the 2 divide by GG's breast size mulitply by 7 to take care of the occasional leap year equals...48. You'll be a great-granny at forty-freakin'-eight!! Holy Mother Theresa!

by jaqui

since the high quality chastity belts don't agree with you. you may want to rethink that.

check neosteel.de page.

about 1,000 Euros to get a custom made steel chastity belt, and almost all omdels are designed for extended wear. meaning the rear isn't sealed over.

by gadgetgirl

How DID we all know that you'd know both the site, and the...erm.... usage!!

(Are you getting predictable in your old age? :^0

GG

by gadgetgirl

Duck News Flash!

Dawgs' duck and my duck fell in :x and I [i]think [/i] we may just be in for some duckles and ducklets in the near future.

In accordance with the Duck Owners Handbook, they will be kept with their parents until fully grown, and then will take the appropriate action to choose their owners. Don't forget, according to DoH, you're not allowed any telepathic inferences until they're at least three weeks old. You will know if you've been chosen by your sudden interest in differing types of mud, to the extent that you actually enjoy jumping in muddy puddles.

Now, how I'm supposed to get Dawgs' duck and the corresponding duckles and ducklets back over to him, I have no idea. The logistics could be horrendous.

Oh. Wait. Just a sec, now.

We're due some first class plane tickets for this filming, aren't we?

:p

GG

by stargazerr

Will someone solve this [b]Duck Mystery[/b] please? Duckles and Ducklets .. hmmmm ... How long till they grow up and we can have a vote for who becomes their owner ? :D

Yep GG, we will need first class plane tickets for the filming ... No Tickets. No Filming. Didnt we talk about Madiera and Scotch too?

]:)

by gadgetgirl

and I'll sort him out for you.

He shouldn't pick on you just cos you're Pure.

And red faced.

And hide away with Playboy mags and popcorn

:p

GG

by gadgetgirl

you really [i]meant[/i] to state you were little on that post, right?

This is your back up system so that jd can't come after you after Mark and he had a bust-up yesterday, right?

It's ok. I won't tell anyone at all, DM.

Ok, [b][i]Big Boy [/b] [/i]???

GG

]:)

by jaqui

you thought I forgot the mini mum huh? ;)
or is that minimum height for rides at a fair? ]:)

How did you know I would have a link and usage? cause I know my sex toys.
[ I should, I sold them for a year ]:) ]

by dmambo

But does anyone know of a good way to get magazine ink off of skin??

Before my wife gets home, please!

by jaqui

~stealing the microscoped lensed glasses from gg~

say that again :p ]:)

danged typo

by rob mekel

~pass me those microscoped lensed glasses Jaqui~

Come again!!! Where is that [b]Big Boy[/b] :0 :8} ;)

Rob

by gadgetgirl

bloodyell woman!

He's trying to Secretly Thread Weave again......

The ink is off his PLAYBOY MAGAZINE!!

see jd's "think about" thread....

GG

by rob mekel

What ink, what magazine, The Playboy GG was talking about? :0 So it is true? oh my :0 ;)

Rob

by gadgetgirl

You have to remember he's even more overseas than overseas at present, so would have had extreme difficulty loading things like the EL thread

(glad jd's divorce thread didn't resurface while Dawg was away!)

Don't take it personally, I'm sure he didn't mean it. He's just a cuddly pup really.

(ok, Dawg, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, stop growling!)

As for size, I assume that you're trying to tell me that there is...a....

[b] goodly sized Italian sausage underneath your kilt![/b]

Jaq, we need something with a bigger zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom on the lens.........! B-)

:^0

GG

by sleepin'dawg

The SOB was an expression of exasperation at another quasi religious thread being opened and not meant as any reference to you but seeing as how you are of Italian/Swedish origins, I can understand how you might be somewhat sensitive in that regard, especially since you married one of those weird Anglo-Quebecer females. No wonder you have to hide out in the far reaches of the wilds of Vermont. BTW I notice your team has a two-zip lead in their portion of the Stanley Cup Finals.

I used to be a fan but SG and GG keep me too busy now. You should hear the terrible things they say about you but I defend you; I keep telling them the red glow serves as a beacon for low flying aircraft.

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

by dmambo

Dawg, you defend me against the vitriol spewed by GG and Starggaazzer? Thank you!! I will admit to being a little surprised that the Glimmer Twins say terrible thing about me, or anyone else, but it's nice to know that there's a superhero out there watching out for the "little" guy. I appreciate it.

As far as the Habs, I'll bet the Gazette has more news about them than all real news stories combined. Things must be shaking on the island. I'll bet the ripples are washing up the banks on your side of the river. I can't watch it, but we are streaming CJAD to catch it live. Hell of a game last night!

by stargazerr

No Wonder he wants to get it off before his wife gets home!! Something wrong got into your skin DM? ]:)

Thanks GG :D

by gadgetgirl

but your math was slightly off.....

being a DD, you subtract another two, so that makes it forty-freakin'-six!!

And

To the two people on this site that actually DO know my REAL age......how much to keep schtum?!

:p

GG/mm/DD