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Older men are better - but I always knew that!!!

By gadgetgirl ·
but now it's official!!

see here .....

"less performance anxiety" - does that mean that if they fall from the chandalier, they're not really bothered??

Hope you all (sorry, Mae) y'all have fun with this one!


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I'm 64

by jardinier In reply to Older men are better - bu ...

Would you care to participate in a case study with me?

Wally's wedding night

At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.

They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action".

Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other.

But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:

........."You mean I was here already?"

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early <-> late

by rob mekel In reply to I'm 64

Is this already friday's YUK or still.

Nice one jardinier.


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Fairy (sorry to all the men out there)

by Vawns In reply to I'm 64

> >A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
> >anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny
> >beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an
> >exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all
> >time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the
> >with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic
> >- poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in
> >hands.
> >
> >Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
> >this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never
> >again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
> >than me. " The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a
> >is a wish...
> >
> >So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became
> >92 years old.
> >
> >The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should
> >fairies are female.

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funny how the most

by gadgetgirl In reply to Older men are better - bu ...

frank and open discussion on this particular topic ....

is on a site named Global Action on Aging!!!

So, all you over 60's out there - wanna chip in your two penn'orth?! I bet you have some tales to tell........


Should I take this thread, if it evolves, and turn it into hints for female under 60's??!!!


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You missed the point of the article

by jdclyde In reply to Older men are better - bu ...

It didn't say the sex was GOOD, just that the old men were content. When you lose interest in something because of your heart medicine or wedding cake, it doesn't take as much to make you content.

"less performance anxiety" = "not give a crap what the partner thinks"

Now as soon as I can finish trading my 38 in for two 19's, I will test this theory and get back to you! ]:)

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To quote Benny Hill .....

by jardinier In reply to You missed the point of t ...

May I live as long as I want to ....

And want to as long as I live. :)

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Quick survey

by jardinier In reply to Older men are better - bu ...

I will turn 65 in April. How many TR members (if any) are older than myself?

And to address the topic -- I have never been satisfied with the amount of sex I get.

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That's the big question...........................

by sleepin'dawg In reply to Quick survey

Just how much is enough and when do you know you've had it???

Dawg ]:)

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You have had enough

by jardinier In reply to That's the big question.. ...

when you need a skin graft on your, er .... member.

You will know you have had enough when the thought of having more brings on an acute anxiety attack.

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so what is it...

by gadgetgirl In reply to You have had enough

when the thought of having ANY AT ALL brings on an acute panic/anxiety attack???


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