One liners

Atheism is a nonprophet organization.

Backup my hard drive? How do I get it in reverse?

Barium: what you do with dead chemists.

Be careful about reading health books - you may die of a misprint.

Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.

Beware of geeks bearing gifs.

Black Holes are where God divided by zero.

Blessed are the pessimists, for they make backups.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted - Cereal Port Not Responding

Bugs come in through open Windows

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit

Happy thankgiving weekend everyone

Greg