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Poor things...

By koltpollo ·
A man had a dog that died. He took the dog to the vet and begged him to look it over. The vet told him that the dog was dead, there was nothing he could do. The man continued to beg, telling the doc that he heard he was the best and if anyone could do anything for the dog it was him.

The doc then said 'ok, bring it in here and put it on the table. I'll be right back.' The doc left the room and came back with a cat. He put the cat down on the table and the cat slowly walked around the dead dog, sniffing it. The doc picked up the cat and took it back into the next room, came back and told the man his dog was dead. The man was relentless though, still begging for the doc to do something for his dog.

The doc agreed to try one more thing. He left the room and came back with a chocolate lab. The lab walked around the table, sniffing the dog. The doc then took the lab back out of the room. He came back in and sorrowfully told the man there was nothing left for him to do for the dead dog.

The man finally gave up and asked the doc how much he owed him. The doc said '$500'.

Outraged, the man asked him 'Are you crazy? What's the $500 for?'.

The doc said "$350 for the cat scan and $150 for the lab work."


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