We always enjoy a good laugh.
Perhaps this would be served better as a Discussion. You'd probably get a buncha responses in that forum on this topic.
The poorest questions I have seen are predominantly from first-time posters out of the Middle East. I typically choose to ignore those. But I admit there are other poorly constructed questions from members stateside and elsewhere. Too bad there's not a built-in spell-checker, eh?
Along that line, for those that need one, here's a good free spell-checker that works in Internet Explorer:
ieSpell
http://www.iespell.com/
Firefox, I believe, has a built-in one.
But neither will help with grammar.
;-)