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by jardinier

I have a TV in the bedroom and NO sex.

Perhaps there is some factor that I am overlooking.

Do you think perhaps that if I had a woman in the bedroom as well as the TV my activity rating would increase?

by jaqui

a woman in the bedroom and no tv. ]:)
that would do you far better, instead of turning the boob tube on you would play with the boobs. ]:)

by jardinier

Just between you and me Jaqui, the TV in the bedroom has a DVD/VCR combo, so I can watch dirty DVDs or tapes.

Mind you, I can't PLAY with the boobs but I sure get a good eyeful !

by jdclyde

that it doesn't count as sex if your alone? :O

I know THAT kind of sex DOES go up with a TV in the bedroom! ;\

by jardinier

It requires a lifetime of dedicated effort to fully achieve the status of a DOM (Dirty Old Man)

by jdclyde

[b]LIKE ANYONE WOULD HAVE A VCR IN THEIR BEDROOM!?!?[/b]

freak indeed! ]:)

(dvd's have a much better frame freeze!)

by maecuff

A TV doesn't seem too harmful. Badgers or wolverines, now that would f*ck up your sex life. And children. They have a knack for knocking at the door at just the wrong time. My husband often refers to them as the hard on killers.

by jdclyde

cold medicines have booze in them, so you can legally get your kids drunk so they pass out, giving you some time for making more babies! (oh, more babies? There is a thought that would scare the heck out of me if I hadn't gotten "fixed"!)

Question, why would you even be THINKING of wildlife in your bedroom? Something you haven't been telling us? No WONDER you were having a hard time sleeping! :O

by maecuff

I'm going to be 43 next month and while I could probably still produce a child, I'm not sure what the quality would be. Besides, 4 kids is enough for anyone. We have 2 out of the house and one will be leaving soon. I'm looking forward to a little more 'kid free' time.

As far as wild life goes, it was the first thing that came to me as more of a distraction than TV. I'm not sure what that says about me, and quite frankly, I probably don't want to know.

As far as sleeping goes, Monday night was really bad, I was awake from 12:45 until 5:00 AM. Last night was better, even though I had bizarre dreams most of the night, at least I slept for 6 hours.

by dmambo

and it was a little weird, but it lead to quite a conversation with my wife. Well, one thing lead to another, and we both fell asleep while we were reading our books. But at least we TALKED about it for a while!!! ]:)

by jdclyde

that had the half! 1.5, equals and incomplete transaction once a month. they have meds for that!

:O

(don't say it Mae!)

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