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OK, so I thought some of you old dogs would remember some 'quotable quotes' from or about leaders in the IT sector.

example:
"The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place."

-DOUGLAS ADAMS, Author, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Lets see what you can remember.... (or find!)

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by jellimonsta

"I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system, and possibly program, of all time."

-BILL GATES (shortly before abandoning OS/2)

by maxwell edison

1996 Bloomberg Business News

QUESTION: I read in a newspaper that in 1981 you said, ``640K of memory should be enough for anybody.'' What did you mean when you said this?

GATES: I've said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved in computers would ever say that a certain amount of memory is enough for all time.

The need for memory increases as computers get more potent and software gets more powerful. In fact, every couple of years the amount of memoryaddress space needed to run whatever software is mainstream at the time just about doubles. This is well-known.

When IBM introduced its PC in 1981, many people attacked Microsoft for its role. These critics said that 8-bit computers, which had 64K of address space, would last forever. They said we were wastefully throwing out great 8-bit programming by moving the world toward 16-bit computers.

We at Microsoft disagreed. We knew that even 16-bit computers, which had 640K of available address space, would be adequate for only four or five years. (The IBM PC had 1 megabyte of logical address space. But 384K of this was assigned to special purposes, leaving 640K of memory available. That's where the now-infamous ``640K barrier'' came from.)

A few years later, Microsoft was a big fan of Intel's 386 microprocessor chip, which gave computers a 32-bit address space.

Modern operating systems can now take advantage of that seemingly vast potential memory. But even 32 bits of address space won't prove adequate as time goes on.

Meanwhile, I keep bumping into that silly quotation attributed to me that says 640K of memory is enough. There's never a citation; the quotation just floats like a rumor, repeated again and again.

by jellimonsta

"Microsoft bought MS-DOS from a Seattle company, and it was called QDOS then (Quick and Dirty Operating System). Some say it is not quick anymore, but the rest stays the same."

-WILSON ROBERTO AFONSO

by mallardtooxx

"If Bill Gates and Saddam Husein are buried up to their neck in the sand who do you kick in the teeth first on your way by?"

-duck 2003

by oz_media

"if it doesn't work, bang it with a hammer. If it still doesn't work, open the case and use bigger hammer" - Oz Media

by guruofdos

Our company 'coat of arms' is a screwdriver resplendent above a condom rampant. Below this is a brush and a pint glass. All neatly etched onto a brass shield and hand-lacquered by a firm that makes 'genuine' coats of arms for family history freaks. It's mounted on a lovely dark mahogany plaque and graces our workshop wall.

Engraved beneath the coat of arms is the Service Department motto...

"If you can't fix it, f***it! If you can't f*** it, scrub round it and go for a beer"

Our building services boys have another motto...

"If it moves, oil it. If it doesn't move, paint it!"

by oldefar

We had a similar one in the service, but I like your motto better.

We also had a variation on the building maintenance. If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, paint it gray so it won't bust, rust, or collect dust.

by guruofdos

'In a world without fences...who needs Gates?' - Anon

'There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary: those who do,.....'

by guruofdos

And Douglas Adams is a wondeful source of quotes which can be paraphrased to fit the IT world.

'When we finally understand the mysteries of the Universe, it will instantly vanish and be replaced with something even more confusing. There are some who say this has already happened.'

Misquoted, I'm sure, as I can't find The Book to check the reference...but you get the gist.

The quote can apply equally to both computers...and women!

by admin

$> cd /pub
$> more guinness

(How do you put quotes around that?)

and speaking from the pub...
Who says: "There's no place like 127.0.0.1?"

and of course: "Resistance is Futile" because:

"all your base are belong to us"

heheh

:)

by jardinier

you should mention that. One of my favourite originals is that "Computer design is based on the female psyche."

by guruofdos

Surely not? With computers, you only have to punch the information in once!

Q. Which is the odd one out: A computer, a shopping trolley or a woman.

A. A woman...the other two have minds of their own.

My apologies to our female colleagues...I was just quoting!

by jardinier

has many additional features, and is far superior to any product of this kind."

Source: The blurb on the packaging of 50 per cent of computer software.

by guruofdos

...integrate all your tasks seamlessly...

...increase your productivity...

...change your life...

...revolutionise the way you work...

...save you time and money...

There are lies, damn lies and government statistics. Which category do any of the above promises fall into?!

Like that other classic quote.

Men's three biggest lies:

1) The cheque is in the post.
2) I love you.
3) I promise I won't come in your mouth!

by jardinier

Now where was I? Oh yes:

1. Shit happens;
2. Shit happens on a regular basis;
3. Refer to rules 1 and 2.

by guruofdos

Packard Bell (well, they THINK they are leaders in the IT industry....does that count?!!)

Their product slogan was 'The Computer the world comes home to'

I think they meant to say 'The computer the world comes home to, looks at, then says "F*** this for a game of soldiers", then goes back to the office!

by mallardtooxx

"Packard Bell, we create the computers that power the world."

Should say

"Packard Bell, we create the computers that never boot, crash due to our own Proprietary hardware, come with this really stupid navigator software that also will crash our system while you are busy trying to figure out how to reach anyone in tech support because we went out of business shortly after you bought your 486 dx system so we could power the world."

-duck

by guruofdos

in the shit up to my ankles...

head first!

Men have many failings,
Computers have but two...
The software that they run,
And the crazy things they do!

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