Sagging Testes

Do your nuts hang low?
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Do they itch like a bitch
When you drag them through a ditch?
Do your nuts...hang...low?!

Why would you want to discuss "with my coworkers or supervisor"? Or with us for that matter. Go see your doctor!

Ralph

P.S. TMI means Too Much Information

I find it comforting when my testicles sag. It means that the warmer weather is coming.

I guess the 'ball' is now in your court.

Andrew

Hey, Im not joking here. This is a debilitating disease I have to deal with. I cant even get up from my desk without getting slapped on my thighs. Sometimes I just sit at my desk and sadly gaze at all the happy normal people.

How can you expect us to take you seriously when (if you really are having this problem) you haven't a testicularologist - or someone in the relevant field of medicine?

I think perhaps if you put a fan under your desk, your testes will cool down and thus, shrink back to normal size. Perhaps you could even try purchasing a portable air-conditioning unit off Ebay?

Have a floppy day.

Please respond - you are greatly enlightening my afternoons.

Marb...

I've seen a lot of your posts and I doubt your post is actually a serious one. However, on the outside chance that it is, I suggest you head over to webMD or give your local doc and call and put your jewels in his hands. Perhaps all they need is some time alone or perhaps all they need is some quality time with someone other than yourself?!

"Please dont giggle, it's a serious concern, although quite a bit embarassing." If it was serious you'd ask a medical professional and not a technical professional. If it was really embarrassing for you, you wouldn't post it on the web.

However, since IT personnel usually try to eliminate problem areas, I say you should have them removed. It solves your sagging issue and gives you more time in which to scratch other areas.

I have seen a more inapropriate posting in a technical discussion area in my life. I don't think a forum such as this will provide you with much information beyond what you have received thus far. If you are that stressed out as to have your balls sag to your thighs, well, time to take some time off. My male bag is quite important to me.....hmmmmm....let me think. I am a stressed mess, my bag swings sags like a seventy years olds(I can only assume that your sex life is suffering as well)and I have resorted to posting messages like this, obviously the situation has become desperate. You need to change your job, relax, etc....your job isn't worth your health....if it is, then your priorities are in as bad shape as your privates...