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SUPER Friday Yuk

By NOW LEFT TR ·
Was not really sure where the Friday Yuk was going. After last week & not wanting to take anything away from neilb's version I decided to create my own:

So...

An atom walks into a bar, gets wasted. As he's leaving, he slaps his pockets and says, "Darn, I've lost an electron".

The bartender said "Are you sure?"

So the atom says, "I'm positive."

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A set of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "OK, I'll serve you, but don't start anything

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These people canceled out your vote
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When another person jumped in and explained that the sun rises in the east (and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." And then she voted.


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I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I got a call from an InDUHvidual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Pacific.." And then he voted.


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So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving." And then she voted.


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I was in a high school advanced physics class and the teacher was talking about a new military weapon that uses sonic waves on the battlefield to burst enemy soldier's chests. One InDUHvidual in the class spoke up and said, "Well that's stupid! Why don't they just wear headphones?" And a few years later, he voted.


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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. And then she voted.


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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The cashier multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. And then they all voted.


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I was hanging out with a real liberal friend of mine when we saw a woman walk by us with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain to her that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned. And then she voted.


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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because they were trained professionals and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?" And then she voted

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I could, if I wanted

by neilb@uk In reply to SUPER Friday Yuk

Start a whinging thread about Yuk hijacking as someone (who could that be?) did last week or, in my present mood, I could use Israeli tactics and bomb the crap out of the culprit (who could that be?) but I have foresworn violence or even the involvement in violent threads for the rest of the day.

Shaky ground, TM. Shaky ground...

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Hey, in my defense (defence for UK)

by Old Guy In reply to I could, if I wanted

I waited about 3 hours to see where his System Admin Day Friday Yuk was going since it appeared to be specifically for System Admin Day and it wasn't going anywhere. I didn't REALLY hijack his Friday Yuk I just started a regular one for anything. And, I did explain that in my opening statement that day. <grumble> Man, why is everybody always pickin' on me...

So sue me! ( :) )

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I'm just joshing TechMail

by neilb@uk In reply to Hey, in my defense (defen ...

I've got no problems at all with your heinous crime of thread hijack, you know no better.

My problem is with TechMail going to all of the trouble to create a whinging thread about you and then do the same!



Live longer and continue to prosper, Old Guy...

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Well, you know with

by Old Guy In reply to I'm just joshing TechMail

this sometimers it's easy to "forget" things--such as immature comments and tantrums as might have happened last week--that is, if I remember that correctly. :^0

Thanks, Neil.

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I waited a whole week

by NOW LEFT TR In reply to Well, you know with

for this. I even changed my avatar to a gravestone.

So belated apologies. I Did not have the best Friday / last weekend (Water + Servers = ) hence the mood and stone :-)

RIP those 7 servers.

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I would let it go..

by maecuff In reply to Well, you know with

but apparently, I am 'bitter', so it's difficult for me..

(How's THAT for being a whiny a$$ t1tty baby?)

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Bitter

by NOW LEFT TR In reply to I would let it go..

Who told you that then?

Personally outside TR - I go down well (so I'm told).

Take this as you will.

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If

by maecuff In reply to Bitter

I rearrange all the words in your post, will they make sense then?

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Mae, even you

by Old Guy In reply to Bitter

can't translate the true Idiotesia and Moronovia speak. :)

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bitter Mae?

by jdclyde In reply to I would let it go..

Try some flavored love lotions! That should take care of the taste!

That or some tequila shots!

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