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December 21, 2005 at 7:42 pm #3198585
Anal-ysis Inconclusive
by road-dog · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to Suppository!!!!
Butt.. I’m not sure what you’re testing for, exactly.
Try tech Q & A. They can ASSist with issues of this type.
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December 21, 2005 at 8:28 pm #3198580
I wondered if….
by faradhi · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to Anal-ysis Inconclusive
Please disregard would get 50 posts, how many would a subject like this get.
I need to get a life.
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December 22, 2005 at 12:42 am #3198211
You can take your damn suppository
by neilb@uk · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to I wondered if….
and stick it up your arse for all I care.
I’m not getting drawn into your puerile game.
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December 22, 2005 at 6:10 am #3198075
does that mean
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to You can take your damn suppository
this is the depository for your suppository?
GG
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December 22, 2005 at 6:33 am #3198041
Or
by neilb@uk · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to does that mean
repository if it pops out.
Can we stop this? Now?
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December 22, 2005 at 6:35 am #3198038
Goes to see the doctor
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to does that mean
because the man can’t do his business.
The Doc percribes suppositories for him and then tells him to come back in a few days.
A few days later the Doc asks how he is doing.
“for all the good they did me, I could have shoved them up my a$$!”
(I still love that one!)
Now GG, about deposits……. ]:)
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December 22, 2005 at 6:15 am #3198065
I am not childish, I’M NOT!!! I’M NOT!!! I’M NOT!!!
by faradhi · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to You can take your damn suppository
But I made you look.
TeeHee
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December 22, 2005 at 6:41 am #3198029
I think
by stargazerr · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to You can take your damn suppository
you just did get drawn into the game …
oops did I post?? I meant to take a peek and go .. :p
]:)
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December 22, 2005 at 6:41 am #3198027
For the Thrill of a Life Time
by sleepin’dawg · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to You can take your damn suppository
An Ice Water Enema!!!
[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)
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December 22, 2005 at 7:17 am #3197992
Actually
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to For the Thrill of a Life Time
They had in the Detroit Free Press a few months ago where they are charging a mans wife with manslaughter because she is claimed to be the one that gave him his martini enema that killed him.
Up until that point, I had NO IDEA people were doing this! Turns out you absorb much quicker through your exit than if you drink it!
Brings back Neil talking about the witches “flying” on their broooms! :O
oh my goodness!
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December 22, 2005 at 7:25 am #3197988
Sheesh..
by maecuff · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to Actually
I really just don’t know what other people do. Here, I thought I was a progressive, free thinking, open minded kind of girl. Apparently, I’m not. What kind of loser takes a martini up the a$$? Drinking shots doesn’t get you there quick enough?
Or perhaps, it’s just that I’m not all that screwed up after all. That’s it. I’m just a modern day June Cleaver.
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December 22, 2005 at 8:45 am #3197907
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December 22, 2005 at 11:28 am #3198402
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December 22, 2005 at 9:23 pm #3196561
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December 22, 2005 at 8:16 am #3197933
Not just the speed of absorption
by road-dog · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to Actually
Emesis (vomiting) is the bodies response to toxicity. Unfortunately, the proverbial rectal libation voids this important self defense mechanism. The intoxicant remains in the system for absorption in it’s entirety.
My guess is that the departed gentleman had already consumed a large dosage of intoxicants, probably in a more conventional way previous to the fatal “drink”. After all, incidents of this nature are commonly flagged by authorities with the term “it is believed that alcohol may have been a factor”.
I have heard tell of a wild woman in my department that left the company before I arrived who liked champagne enemas. I guess the sensation was part of the attraction. I cringe when thinking about the conversation that resulted in this revelation. It sure beats the typical water cooler conversation, that’s for sure!
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December 22, 2005 at 8:37 am #3197916
Another reason
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to Not just the speed of absorption
people choose to take it this way, you don’t smell it on their breath so they can be drunk at work. (or so they story went).
I had a similar conversation with a bud of mine standing in line at the bank. A friend of his had gone out with the cutie that was going to wait on us. “She takes it up the a$$, and LIKES it”. :O (oh my)
I have never been able to see her without the words “AND LIKES IT” going through my head, even though that was 15 years ago! :^O
But as for the dead guy, this sure is a twist on the old “pour me a stiff one!” ;\
Where is GG when we need her?
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December 22, 2005 at 9:40 am #3198474
Double-O-Stupid likes his Shaken not stired
by faradhi · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to Actually
See this is why I quit drinking.
I used to think it was because I had a people problem. (People did not like me sleeping in the doorways and gutters.)
Now I know. I did not want To be that dependant on the way something makes me feel. I really feel for the guy and his wife.
She did what she did not out of criminal intent, she was just too dependant on the guy to say no.
It is really sad. 🙁
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December 22, 2005 at 8:02 am #3197945
OOO Buddy…
by faradhi · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to For the Thrill of a Life Time
Thats cold 🙂
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December 22, 2005 at 6:37 am #3198034
For people
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to Suppository!!!!
that are full of $h!t. 😀
How about a nice block of CHEESE!?!? (ouch!)
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December 22, 2005 at 6:40 am #3198030
Oh My Gosh …
by stargazerr · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to Suppository!!!!
Looks like this is the new fad after the phase of introducing yourself at TR …
]:)
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December 22, 2005 at 7:13 am #3197996
Well Smorty
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to Oh My Gosh …
See what you have started?
Are you prowd of yourself?
To the corner with you, young man!
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December 22, 2005 at 11:32 am #3198400
This discussion must have something to do with the rings. . . .
by maxwell edison · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to Suppository!!!!
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December 22, 2005 at 12:40 pm #3198331
I thought the Enterprise took care of that
by montgomery gator · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to This discussion must have something to do with the rings. . . .
Wiping out Klingons around Uranus!!
(oops, now I offended the Klingon community. They now probably want to force me to listen to Klingon opera as part of their “Sensitivity Training”.)
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December 24, 2005 at 6:03 am #3081367
Bump, Bump, Bumpity, Bump, Bump
by road-dog · about 18 years, 3 months ago
In reply to Suppository!!!!
To the top of the Misc section with you!
Enough Christmas, wiretapping, Political correctness, Iraq War….
In my current mood, all the above topics are a pain in somebody’s ass. Perhaps they all relate to this topic more directly than we care to admit…..
Besides, it would be funny to see a 500 response thread arise from such a silly and inauspicious origin.
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