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  • #2178889

    Suppository!!!!

    Locked

    by faradhi ·

    Just Checking 🙂

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    • #3198585

      Anal-ysis Inconclusive

      by road-dog ·

      In reply to Suppository!!!!

      Butt.. I’m not sure what you’re testing for, exactly.

      Try tech Q & A. They can ASSist with issues of this type.

      • #3198580

        I wondered if….

        by faradhi ·

        In reply to Anal-ysis Inconclusive

        Please disregard would get 50 posts, how many would a subject like this get.

        I need to get a life.

        • #3198211

          You can take your damn suppository

          by neilb@uk ·

          In reply to I wondered if….

          and stick it up your arse for all I care.

          I’m not getting drawn into your puerile game.

        • #3198075

          does that mean

          by gadgetgirl ·

          In reply to You can take your damn suppository

          this is the depository for your suppository?

          GG

        • #3198041

          Or

          by neilb@uk ·

          In reply to does that mean

          repository if it pops out.

          Can we stop this? Now?

        • #3198038

          Goes to see the doctor

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to does that mean

          because the man can’t do his business.

          The Doc percribes suppositories for him and then tells him to come back in a few days.

          A few days later the Doc asks how he is doing.

          “for all the good they did me, I could have shoved them up my a$$!”

          (I still love that one!)

          Now GG, about deposits……. ]:)

        • #3198065

          I am not childish, I’M NOT!!! I’M NOT!!! I’M NOT!!!

          by faradhi ·

          In reply to You can take your damn suppository

          But I made you look.

          TeeHee

        • #3198029

          I think

          by stargazerr ·

          In reply to You can take your damn suppository

          you just did get drawn into the game …

          oops did I post?? I meant to take a peek and go .. :p

          ]:)

        • #3198027

          For the Thrill of a Life Time

          by sleepin’dawg ·

          In reply to You can take your damn suppository

          An Ice Water Enema!!!

          [b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

        • #3197992

          Actually

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to For the Thrill of a Life Time

          They had in the Detroit Free Press a few months ago where they are charging a mans wife with manslaughter because she is claimed to be the one that gave him his martini enema that killed him.

          Up until that point, I had NO IDEA people were doing this! Turns out you absorb much quicker through your exit than if you drink it!

          Brings back Neil talking about the witches “flying” on their broooms! :O

          oh my goodness!

          http://tinyurl.com/8ypbg

        • #3197988

          Sheesh..

          by maecuff ·

          In reply to Actually

          I really just don’t know what other people do. Here, I thought I was a progressive, free thinking, open minded kind of girl. Apparently, I’m not. What kind of loser takes a martini up the a$$? Drinking shots doesn’t get you there quick enough?

          Or perhaps, it’s just that I’m not all that screwed up after all. That’s it. I’m just a modern day June Cleaver.

        • #3197907

          Ok June

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to Sheesh..

          pretend I am Ward. Lets see our son! And I don’t mean Wally either! ]:)

          But this does explain where the saying “drunk off his a$$” comes from! :O

        • #3198402

          JD..

          by maecuff ·

          In reply to Sheesh..

          That was beneath you. That was toooo easy. You can do better than that.

          If we HAD a son (by the way, he wouldn’t be known as beaver) he’d be very confused, but he WOULD have a good taste in music

        • #3196561

          sometimes

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to Sheesh..

          I can’t help swinging at a lob ball like that!

          😀

        • #3197933

          Not just the speed of absorption

          by road-dog ·

          In reply to Actually

          Emesis (vomiting) is the bodies response to toxicity. Unfortunately, the proverbial rectal libation voids this important self defense mechanism. The intoxicant remains in the system for absorption in it’s entirety.

          My guess is that the departed gentleman had already consumed a large dosage of intoxicants, probably in a more conventional way previous to the fatal “drink”. After all, incidents of this nature are commonly flagged by authorities with the term “it is believed that alcohol may have been a factor”.

          I have heard tell of a wild woman in my department that left the company before I arrived who liked champagne enemas. I guess the sensation was part of the attraction. I cringe when thinking about the conversation that resulted in this revelation. It sure beats the typical water cooler conversation, that’s for sure!

        • #3197916

          Another reason

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to Not just the speed of absorption

          people choose to take it this way, you don’t smell it on their breath so they can be drunk at work. (or so they story went).

          I had a similar conversation with a bud of mine standing in line at the bank. A friend of his had gone out with the cutie that was going to wait on us. “She takes it up the a$$, and LIKES it”. :O (oh my)

          I have never been able to see her without the words “AND LIKES IT” going through my head, even though that was 15 years ago! :^O

          But as for the dead guy, this sure is a twist on the old “pour me a stiff one!” ;\

          Where is GG when we need her?

        • #3198474

          Double-O-Stupid likes his Shaken not stired

          by faradhi ·

          In reply to Actually

          See this is why I quit drinking.

          I used to think it was because I had a people problem. (People did not like me sleeping in the doorways and gutters.)

          Now I know. I did not want To be that dependant on the way something makes me feel. I really feel for the guy and his wife.

          She did what she did not out of criminal intent, she was just too dependant on the guy to say no.

          It is really sad. 🙁

        • #3197945

          OOO Buddy…

          by faradhi ·

          In reply to For the Thrill of a Life Time

          Thats cold 🙂

    • #3198034

      For people

      by jdclyde ·

      In reply to Suppository!!!!

      that are full of $h!t. 😀

      How about a nice block of CHEESE!?!? (ouch!)

    • #3198030

      Oh My Gosh …

      by stargazerr ·

      In reply to Suppository!!!!

      Looks like this is the new fad after the phase of introducing yourself at TR …

      ]:)

      • #3197996

        Well Smorty

        by jdclyde ·

        In reply to Oh My Gosh …

        See what you have started?

        Are you prowd of yourself?

        To the corner with you, young man!

    • #3198400

      This discussion must have something to do with the rings. . . .

      by maxwell edison ·

      In reply to Suppository!!!!

    • #3081367

      Bump, Bump, Bumpity, Bump, Bump

      by road-dog ·

      In reply to Suppository!!!!

      To the top of the Misc section with you!

      Enough Christmas, wiretapping, Political correctness, Iraq War….

      In my current mood, all the above topics are a pain in somebody’s ass. Perhaps they all relate to this topic more directly than we care to admit…..

      Besides, it would be funny to see a 500 response thread arise from such a silly and inauspicious origin.

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