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by faradhi

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by road-dog

Butt.. I'm not sure what you're testing for, exactly.

Try tech Q & A. They can ASSist with issues of this type.

by faradhi

Please disregard would get 50 posts, how many would a subject like this get.

I need to get a life.

by jdclyde

because the man can't do his business.

The Doc percribes suppositories for him and then tells him to come back in a few days.

A few days later the Doc asks how he is doing.

"for all the good they did me, I could have shoved them up my a$$!"

(I still love that one!)

Now GG, about deposits....... ]:)

by jdclyde

See what you have started?

Are you prowd of yourself?

To the corner with you, young man!

by stargazerr

you just did get drawn into the game ...

oops did I post?? I meant to take a peek and go .. :p

]:)

by jdclyde

They had in the Detroit Free Press a few months ago where they are charging a mans wife with manslaughter because she is claimed to be the one that gave him his martini enema that killed him.

Up until that point, I had NO IDEA people were doing this! Turns out you absorb much quicker through your exit than if you drink it!

Brings back Neil talking about the witches "flying" on their broooms! :O

oh my goodness!

http://tinyurl.com/8ypbg

by maecuff

I really just don't know what other people do. Here, I thought I was a progressive, free thinking, open minded kind of girl. Apparently, I'm not. What kind of loser takes a martini up the a$$? Drinking shots doesn't get you there quick enough?

Or perhaps, it's just that I'm not all that screwed up after all. That's it. I'm just a modern day June Cleaver.

by road-dog

Emesis (vomiting) is the bodies response to toxicity. Unfortunately, the proverbial rectal libation voids this important self defense mechanism. The intoxicant remains in the system for absorption in it's entirety.

My guess is that the departed gentleman had already consumed a large dosage of intoxicants, probably in a more conventional way previous to the fatal "drink". After all, incidents of this nature are commonly flagged by authorities with the term "it is believed that alcohol may have been a factor".

I have heard tell of a wild woman in my department that left the company before I arrived who liked champagne enemas. I guess the sensation was part of the attraction. I cringe when thinking about the conversation that resulted in this revelation. It sure beats the typical water cooler conversation, that's for sure!

by faradhi

See this is why I quit drinking.

I used to think it was because I had a people problem. (People did not like me sleeping in the doorways and gutters.)

Now I know. I did not want To be that dependant on the way something makes me feel. I really feel for the guy and his wife.

She did what she did not out of criminal intent, she was just too dependant on the guy to say no.

It is really sad. :(

by jdclyde

people choose to take it this way, you don't smell it on their breath so they can be drunk at work. (or so they story went).

I had a similar conversation with a bud of mine standing in line at the bank. A friend of his had gone out with the cutie that was going to wait on us. "She takes it up the a$$, and LIKES it". :O (oh my)

I have never been able to see her without the words "AND LIKES IT" going through my head, even though that was 15 years ago! :^O

But as for the dead guy, this sure is a twist on the old "pour me a stiff one!" ;\

Where is GG when we need her?

by jdclyde

pretend I am Ward. Lets see our son! And I don't mean Wally either! ]:)

But this does explain where the saying "drunk off his a$$" comes from! :O

by maecuff

That was beneath you. That was toooo easy. You can do better than that.

If we HAD a son (by the way, he wouldn't be known as beaver) he'd be very confused, but he WOULD have a good taste in music

by montgomery gator

Wiping out Klingons around Uranus!!

(oops, now I offended the Klingon community. They now probably want to force me to listen to Klingon opera as part of their "Sensitivity Training".)

by road-dog

To the top of the Misc section with you!

Enough Christmas, wiretapping, Political correctness, Iraq War....

In my current mood, all the above topics are a pain in somebody's ass. Perhaps they all relate to this topic more directly than we care to admit.....

Besides, it would be funny to see a 500 response thread arise from such a silly and inauspicious origin.

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