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The Speech that Bush should give

By ProtiusX ·
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND WATCH/HEAR
GEORGE W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
"My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq Regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq Conflict. This list is
short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the worlds nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world ****-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face
of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. where going to stay out of your business and we're going to help Israel by making sure everyone else keeps out of their business as well. Yasser - Work out a peace deal or get out of Israel. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are
retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You
creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry visions
sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security.
So start doing something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them be saying, "darn tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America.
To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
God bless America.
Thank you and good night."

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.
Now I didn't write this - I got it from my Dad but it says it all!

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Funny

by Oz_Media In reply to The Speech that Bush shou ...

"Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway."

You mean Americans see it as a one way street too? That's what we've been complaining about for years.

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I can't believe it!

by ProtiusX In reply to Funny

I can't believe you and I actually agree on something. Perhaps we can get our gov't's to do away with the retched thing and we'll both be better off.

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You Forgot Two...

by GateBoy1 In reply to I can't believe it!

Dont forget to kick John Kerry over to France where he belongs... Him and His waffle houses...
as well as that communist Michael Moore... Well we could just shoot him instead of shipping him out...

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Now somethig i noticed about you so called french haters

by Oz_Media In reply to You Forgot Two...

You all seem to despise the French for not suporting the USA ad for turnign their backs on you after ALL YOU HAVE DONE FOR THEM!!! AAAwwwwww.

It is a disservice to your lord and saviour though, the great GWB does NOT feel this way about France or the French people at all, in fact he said it was quote the opposite.

He is upset by the number of Americans, such as yourself, who are always condemnig France and asking how he feels about them not aiding in Iraq.

His comments were that France supported the US in Afghanistan and is also currently supporting the US in Haiti. He is NOT opposed to the French as so many republicans seem to feel they should also be in support of GWB.

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Your mistaken

by ProtiusX In reply to Now somethig i noticed ab ...

firstly GWB is not my lord and saviour. Secondly France is controlling the UN and NATO and is leading the EU into absolute communism. It just took them longer than the USSR. They have never supported the US in our dealings and have consistantly undermined our national integrity and made deals with those that would oppose us. So if it is as you say and GWB wishes we would bash the French so bad then tough ******* to GWB and the French.

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Right

by Oz_Media In reply to Your mistaken

But from what Bush said the other day on Live TV, hFrance IS supoprting you, they just didn't support tha Iraqi incasion and many others didn't either.

France is supporting US troops in Afghanistan are they not?
The French are in Haiti are they not?

Is this not in support of the USA?

As for the EU, they are on their own.

I am British and they refuse to accept the Euro, why take a pay cut? I think eventually enough unwitting Brits will enjoy summer in Cannes enough to support GB joing th EU bt not without one **** of a fight.

Personally, I have met many French people I didn't like, but they are just different people. As for France itself, STUNNING! What a beautiful country and a great place to visit. My uncle moved to southern France a few years back (as many UK citizens do as they retire) and I have stayed at his cottage (kind of on a farm with no actual farm)and it was heavenly to say the least. Tryin gto get any workers to show up is a joke though, We ordered a pallet of lumber for an extension he was building. A week later nobody had delivered it, two days later he finally reached the company and they said oh yeah well it's been too hot to work, the boys have been quite slow gettng things done. THIS WAS AN EXPLANATION!?!? About another week aftre that, half th eorder showed up with a little guy reluctantly driving a truck. He bitched and complained about working that day the entire time he was there, which was the slowest offload I have ever seen. They just don't have any sense of urgency behind what they do, stores open when they are ready to, not at 8 am sharp. People make plans to meet but simply turn up when ready, perhaps why there are so many coffee shops.

The people as a whole are not bad people though, the country is beautiful, and just like in every other country on earth, not everyone supports the government's decisions.

To condemn an entire country because of the political side that support politics you don't agree with is pretty narrow minded though.

Just like I have always said, I don't hate America or American's, I hate GWB's misleading the people into supporting an premature resolution. This doesn't mean I hate all Americans, I do not see eye to eye with people who support these policies and movements unquestionably though.

As Garion was saying, he feels uneasy around ALL Muslims becaus eof those who he has seen demonstrating oterror tactics on the internet. YEs they do exist, but they aren't all that way and I would be amazed if even a slim majority of them were. Tey he feels as if he should doubt the integriuty of anyone brown and with a turban as he just doesn't know.

Well, lets not ignorance command our lives this way, we cannot fear what we do not know.

You say you have the most powerful nation on Earth, this may be at the present time, you also have this ever so solid HOMELAND SECURITY, why not rest your faith in them to protect you now and relax around brown people in your community.

They are probably just as opposed ot these people as you are, that's why they are living in America now.

Those that are flying back and forth or are somewhat questionable as to whether or not they are active citizens will be watched and monitored by the security GWB has put in place.

The idea the president has put forth to the people of America is NOT to doubt your neighbours and to feel safe while conducting your lives as you would any other day.

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Just a sec gateboy

by Oz_Media In reply to You Forgot Two...

Seeing as we have eluded the 'other' thread that is a completely delisional waste of time now, I will ask you (without prejudiuce) to explain your points a bit better.

Kerry to France where he belongs? Okay, you don't like Kerry that's fine, you don't like France, you don't have to.

Can I ask you though, what or why do you dislike France as a whole?

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The Food Makes Me Fat!!!

by GateBoy1 In reply to Just a sec gateboy

Nothing really against France with the Exception that their food makes me fatter? I just read an article, I forget where, regarding Kerry and his ties to royalty. He apparently has ties to French kings or something along those lines which is why I added that in there. The French people on a whole are probably nice with the exception of French Canadians whom with I?ve dealt with. They are real pains in the ***.

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I agree

by Oz_Media In reply to The Food Makes Me Fat!!!

The French Canadians, I wouldn't say they can't be here, but they are not my type of people at all, and 'Frankly'(sorry)don't think they make French people look good at all, they are also disliked by the French for bastardizing the language. French Canadians have a much less pleasant language than the 'Parisienne French'.

You can tell the two apart within one sentence.

But I will tell you, France is absolutely gorgeous! The History in Europe always blows me away when I am overseas, the age and craftsmanship is something to be admired in the plywood worldof North America.

The beaches the views and YES the people, are truly delightful. Best is to go off season, then you get more of a feel for the culture without all the tourists around.

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Sorry to butt in but...

by ProtiusX In reply to Just a sec gateboy

Here's what I have against France:
1 - They consistently oppose the US in everything we attempt to do in the UN.
2 - They undermine our national interests in the world
3 - They funded Saddam Housein during the embargo period from 1991 to 2003 by buying oil and trading arms and supplies with him in violation of the UN embargo.
4 - They're more communistic than Russia is now or ever has been.
5 - They persecute Christian evangelists while permitting any other religion cart blanche.
6 - They set off a nuclear bomb two years ago and no one batted an eye. The US talks about nuclear testing and they condemn us as warmongers.
7 - They don't bathe. Not nice.
I guess that will do it for now.
Oh yeah and not only does their food make people fat it gives them gas as well.

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