The US Canadian border crossing
The other day, my 'pertners in crime' and I headed for Seattle to meet some local promoters and catch the Judas Priest concert with their supporting band, in their home state, Queensryche. ( I will blog that one, but I have to say the people we met from all over the US and the event staff were nothing but fantastic and very welcoming to us all, thank you for your hospitality.)
Precursor: I am a landed immigrant to Canada, I hold a NEW British passport with a VERY recent photo, I have a Canadian Permanent Resident Card (again brand new since 9/11)that is about as secure as any ID i have even laid eyes on.
We took the truck crossing (10 mins as opposed to 40 at the other one) and declared to Canadian citizens and one LI/PR. We were given a pass and told to 'visit the building on the right.'
This is expected, I have crossed the US border a gazillion times, pulled in and shown my ID, been welcomed to America and sent on my way.
We took a slip of paper into customer and they looked at my ID, these guys NEVER have a sense of humour so you just follow the steps and answer the questions. I had to fill out a questionnaire, 'Am I a terrorist or do I plan on inflicting harm on Americas political leaders' and a whole bunch of similar YES and NO questions. I didn't want to crack any jokes and just checked them off and handed them back. THEN I had the bimetric fingerprint scan, THEN the digital photo taken, then given another peice of paper and sent to another desk where they tore the bottom of the slip off and handed it to me while asking or $6US.
He went on to claim that this SERVICE isn't free and I handed him som ecash and we left on our way.
My passport had been stamped and I had been issued a green card, temporary visa!
First of all, obtaining a new British passport isn't easy, it takes forever from Canada and costs a bundle. If I had a page stamped everytime I went to the US I would need a friggin' phone book, not 32 pages!
This is the FIRST time I had been stamped and issued a greencard and had to PAY to enter the US. My ID and travel documents are brand new, have immense security measure taken and even explain that I am to be allowed passage freely and without hinderance. I got a freakin' GREEN CARD, MANG! and had to pay for it (the $6 is irrelevant, it's the principle).
Man what a pain in the a**!
Someone mentioned something about lane 6 while we were ina lineup and everyone JUMPED up and ran for the door before stopping and skulking back into their seat again, PARANOIA!!! These guys are loose cannons man, someone's gonna get hurt for no reason if it doesn't happen on a regular basis.
Anyhow, just a rant at the border people, upon returning, I handed my green card to the Canadian crossing guard and he said "Ahh, crash landed, EH" (for our Canadian peers, he was identical to Mr. Dressup :D ).
"Buy anything?" ...Nope So we went on our way with a wave and a smile. (I already had been checked on the way down though and showed him my ID etc.)
He was smiling and friendly and relaxed, we were home at last.
Get it together America, chill out and focus without paranoia.
In America's defense though! I met people from ALL over America, a couple from Sweden, and ended up hanging out with a couple of really col guys from 'Oklahoma' (Man did we sing that song a lot in craft services tent, we had half of the roadies joining in too, a blast and a half!)Despite border guards and the useless night staff at the hotel, people were the nicest and most welcoming hosts one could want. Thank you to the people of Seattle (and everywhere else for that matter) for so much fun.
Rant over, thank you, I needed that. :)