Sometimes
I just can't help myself! 
I knew he wouldn't take this badly! B-)
Now, look, jd
I'm all for making DangerMouse beam like a beacon, you know that, I'm game for it, but why oh why do you have to go and suggest something good like that, that would brighten up this rotten day for me, just as I'm about to pack up and go home? Grrrr!! X-(
oh, well, if I start, will you finish? (DE)
o........k!
I got the basque, matching nix and suspenders that you sent me for Christmas, but the seamed stockings were a bit shredded by the time they got here. Also the paddle is a bit large for playing ping-pong with - was there another use for it?
Oh, and I think my tame Postie must have realised the jar was the chocolate body paint, as the contents were missing by the time it reached my mail box......
Hope the squirty cream, willy weight training kit and love cuffs arrived in one piece. I had to write the contents on the back of the envelope not so that your postman would know, but so that they would know what was setting off the metal detector in the security bay......
(See any beacons across the US sky yet??!! 
)
oh, it's good to be back!
]:)
GG
That is the ticket!
If that didn't do it gg, then I don't seem much doing it anymore.
NOTE: Now you have something to look forward to when you com in in the morning! ]:)
Weight training is going just fine, and I have the oxygen takes standing by next to the fire place. (I had to put visqueen down over the bear skin rug so it wouldn't get ruined!
hahahaha!
No, DM, more like "Red Moon Shining", I think!
AND you just admitted to sneaky peeking on us!!
HEY EVERYBODY.........LOOK!!! OVER HERE!!!
DMambo is a VOYEUR He admitted it!
He's a PEEPING TOM!!!!!
(Happy New Year, DM!! )
]:)
GG
Naughty boy! Slap wrist!
<schmackkk!>
yes, you said that out loud! Bad boy, jd! I've told you - keep language like that OFF the TR Board, and UNDER the duvet, with us.......;\
<snigger>
now, where's that choccie body paint when you need it....ooooh! watch where you're squirting that cream, jd! :8} 
]:)
GG
ohhh
I like it when your forceful!
"Come on baby, make it hurt so good" - John cougar Melencamp ]:)
The verbal flogging of MAX
Rules, pick someone to flog. Reason? You don't need no stink'en reason! (say out loud with the proper accent)
How does one qualify for such an honor? They are just lucky I guess. ;\
Who gets to decide who gets flogged and over what? Why I DO of course! (silly!)
Fair play? Maybe, maybe not. Just have to see how the day goes by!
The only hard part of this, is going to be finding a post he has done that was proven wrong with unbiased data. Hmmm, this may take a while.....
I know! Lets just try to make Mambo blush instead! That one is always fun!
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